Texas Geography - Lesson 3

Exhausted From all this Texas Geography - (last Lesson)Then Try:

Energy, Texas 76452


Cold?

Blanket, Texas 76432

Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna, Texas

Goliad, Texas

Alamo, Texas

Gun Barrel City, Texas


Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670


Men are from Mars, women are from

Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it... it's on the state line...

Texline, Texas 79087


For the kids...

Kermit, Texas 79745

Elmo, Texas 75118

Memo, Texas 76070

Tarzan, Texas 79783

Winnie, Texas 77665

Sylvester, Texas 79560


Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... :

Frognot, Texas 75424

Bigfoot, Texas 78005

Hogeye, Texas 75423

Cactus, Texas 79013

Notrees, Texas 79759

Best, Texas 76932

Veribest, Texas 76886

Kickapoo, Texas 75763

Dime Box, Texas

Telephone, Texas 75488

Telegraph, Texas 76883

Whiteface, Texas 79379

Twitty, Texas 79079



And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore, Texas 75662


Have a Good Day!


P.S. Whoops, left out

Muleshoe,

Cut n shoot,

Hoop And Holler,

Ding Dong,

and don't forget......

Farewell , Texas



And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......

KNOTT, TEXAS

Willy done found a few mistakes in these: - See if you can find them

10-4 Willy

Texas Geography - Lesson 2

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436

Colorado City, Texas 79512

Denver City, Texas 79323

Nevada, Texas 75173

Memphis, Texas 79245

Miami, Texas 79059

Boston, Texas 75570

Santa Fe, Texas 77517

Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861

Reno, Texas 75462


Feel like traveling outside the country?

Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens, Texas 75751

Moscow, Texas

Canadian , Texas 79014

China , Texas 77613

Egypt , Texas 77436

Italy, TX 76651

Turkey , Texas 79261

London , Texas 76854

New London , Texas 75682

Paris , Texas 75460


No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse, Texas 75791


We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth, Texas 79031


And a city named after our State!

Texas City, Texas 77590

Texas Geography - Lesson 1

Need to be cheered up? Go to:

Happy, Texas 79042

Pep, Texas 79353

Smiley, Texas 78159

Paradise, Texas 76073

Rainbow, Texas 76077

Sweet Home, Texas 77987

Comfort, Texas 78013

Friendship, Texas 76530


Love the Sun? Go to:

Sun City, Texas 78628

Sunrise, Texas 76661

Sunset, Texas 76270

Sundown, Texas 79372

Sunray, Texas 79086

Sunny Side, Texas 77423


Want something to eat? Go to:

Bacon, Texas 76301

Noodle, Texas 79536

Oatmeal, Texas 78605

Turkey, Texas 79261

Trout, Texas 75789

Sugar Land, Texas 77479

Salty, Texas 76567

Rice, Texas 75155



And top it off your eating with:

Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Robert Mitchum on War

Don't Know if I can agree on totally everything Mr. Mitchum says here. I found this mentioned on BlueStarChronicles and thought there was too much similarity to todays headlines to let this go by. The only difference is that Mr. Mitchum seems to have a different conservative approach then most of the stars today.

10-4 Willy

Alien - Replacement -I need your Help!

Sometimes truth is harder to believe than fiction. I was the youngest of 8 children, born to a couple in the Panhandle of Texas. I was born in the year 1951.

Little is known about the fact that I immediately became a part of a government experiment that continues to this date. What experiment you ask? Well, think about what happened a few years earlier.

It was in 1947 that the infamous UFO Crash happened in Roswell, New Mexico. (http://www.answers.com/topic/roswell-ufo-incident) Roswell and my place of birth are about 175 miles apart. It has always been speculated from that crash that there were Alien beings captured and also a strange metal from the UFO’s that were both being experimented with during the next five years after the crash.

Well, what a coincidence. There were health and birthing issues which resulted in a bad hip for Baby Willy. The bad hip was a medical problem that the Doctors told my parents was something that would benefit mankind if they would allow some experimentation. Well in distraught that Baby Willy might go through life a cripple, Willy’s parents consented to an experiment of unknown origin or nature. They allowed Baby Willy to be taken away to “other places” for about one week.

A week later Baby Willy was returned to the hospital and the parents were allowed to take him home. They were told that the hip problems had been taken care of and that Baby Willy would grow up to be a healthy adult with no problems from the birthing issues.

Well, only until recently was the truth revealed to Willy. Willy has had no real problems with hips, with walking or with any other disabilities until just recently. It was just a few weeks ago that Willy’s left hip began to hurt. It was at that time that in the middle of the night a strange warming sensation would come from the hip and just a few nights later there was a sound coming from the hip as the heat was radiating that sounded much like a radio alert signal. The signal was very faint and very short. But Willy heard it.

The next day a government agent/Medical examiner came to Willy’s door and asked that Willy allow himself to come with him for an examination and explanation of the past and things to come in the future.

Well, the explanation was that Baby Willy had had an experimental hip transplant as a baby. The material for that transplant had come from the metal type substance that had made up the UFO that had crashed in the desert outside of Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The government, through silent radio waves that were emitting from the hip material, has been monitoring Willy for over 55 years.

Well, now the government agents/Medical examiners/UFO enthusiasts want to surgically examine Willy’s long time hip transplant and see how the material has faired. Willy has to make a decision soon if he will allow this. Willy is told that this is vital to National Security, and to whether or not there is a truth that Illegal Aliens should be allowed in from Mexico (threw that in to see if anyone would really read this far).

This is a plea by Willy to know if there are others out there that have had this type of experiment and if so should Willy be willing, in the name of National Security, to allow surgery to inspect this hip material.

Comments please!

The Rules - A Guys Perspective

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh

10-4 Willy

Who Ate The Workers!

Sometimes Willy sees one that he likes and Passes it on here! Willy Done hope his secretary dont think Willy Believes this!
__________________________

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits
and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but PLEASE don't eat any
employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.

Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOooo, you had to go and eat
someone who actually does something."

Chipotle-Mashed Sweet Potatoes

Willy found this recipe - Hope Juanita will cook this down at the "Hillbilly Road Kill Possum Grit Bar and Cantina" as a special next Sunday!

8 Servings

Total Time:1 hr 8 min

Carbs:Carbohydrate 40g

INGREDIENTS
6 medium sweet potatoes (about 3 lb)
1/3 cup sour cream
¼ cup unsalted butter, softened
1 chipotle chile in adobo sauce, minced, plus 1 tsp adobo sauce
1 tsp kosher salt
1/8 tsp ground cinnamon
1 Tbsp fresh lime juice
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 425°F. Place potatoes on a baking sheet and roast 45 minutes, or until soft. Let cool 15 minutes.

2. Cut potatoes in half and scoop flesh into a large bowl. Add the sour cream, butter, chipotle chile in adobo sauce, plus the 1 tsp adobo sauce, salt, ground cinnamon.

10-4 Willy

Thousands of FairTax supporters rock the house in Columbia, SC!

Dear FairTax supporters, Nothing during my time at FairTax.org quite prepared me for the experience in Columbia, SC last night. In short, it was absolutely unbelievable. For those who weren't there, just imagine 8,000-plus FairTax supporters, all decked in FairTax shirts and hats, cheering their cause with pure abandon at the Carolina Coliseum. Neal Boortz, John Stossel, Sean Hannity, and our own Ken Hoagland, all took to the stage to rally for the FairTax. Even FairTax Jack was on hand to inspire the crowd. Add to the mix Representatives Tom Tancredo and Duncan Hunter and Governor Mike Huckabee, all 2008 presidential candidates who not only made an appearance, but unequivocally endorsed the Fair Tax. While all of the presidential candidates were invited to attend, we are grateful that these three men took the time from their busy debate preparations to join us. At this rate, we expect a lot more presidential face time leading to the January primaries! Then, literally thousands of supporters spilled into the Columbia streets. It was a sight to see! And believe me, with the national media and presidential campaigns in earshot, we were not only seen, but clearly heard. We were heard not only in the streets, but in the debate, where the FairTax was once again part of the discussion. We have placed a poll at the link www.FairTax.org/debatesurvey and asking you, the American taxpayer, which candidate provided the best response regarding the issue of tax reform/replacement. I ask that each of you take the time to vote on this very important poll and ask your family and friends to take part as well. It is time for us to learn who is garnering the trust of FairTaxers on the tax issue. I have always been proud to be part of the FairTax team, but last night was truly extraordinary. I know we have lots of work to do in the days ahead; however, with this level of support I am confident that our dream is within reach. As Neal Boortz said as he left the stage last night, "We're rolling..." Warmest regards, David C. Polyansky Chief Operating Officer p.s. Keep the momentum going! Head to www.FairTax.org in the coming days and check out pictures and videos from the rally.

Trick Shooting with Dangerous Dave the Hillbilly Hero

Willy's Dream Date and GoFish.com

Willy done got excited again today. Willy was jogging around on the internet and found this site called GoFish.com whis is running a contest that would allow Willy or maybe even you to win a date with celebrity, Mirelly Taylor from "Kiss Me Again", "Serving Sara", "Las Vegas" and "Numb3rs". There contest is something else.

This would even beat a date with Juanita from the "Hillbilly Road Kill Bar and Cantina." Just imagine a date with actress, Mirelly Taylor. Willy done knows like he said earlier that she has appeared on movies such as Kiss Me Again and Serving Sara and television shows including “Las Vegas”, “Punk’d”, and “Numb3rs”.

They done say that this Seduce a Celeb will run on GoFish.com over the next 14 weeks. While Willy is thinking about that in his dreams Willy can also check out the hilarious videos put on there by people just like Willy on GoFish.com! Willy even notices taht there is Free videos at GoFish.com . Did you here that -- nothing in these Hillbilly Hills are free but now Willy can get
Free videos at GoFish.com

But back to that win a date contest. They say that people like emmy Award Winning Producer, Scott Sternberg, and Andrew Firestone from “The Bachelor” are also part of the show. Willy is highly impressed. And Wow! Willy can be a part of the online audience and actually be a part of the program through the submission of Willy's onw videos. Hmm! Wonder if they would like the video of Homer's bachelor party. Boy Juanita was pretty in that one. No! That might be a little too much for the world.

But back to Willy's date with Mirelly Taylor --Man, I bet she would enjoy fishing down in the holler. Or maybe even hunting coon on the old Mule. No - she might be a little to sophisticated for that one. Maybe just a little date down at the Cantina - wonder if she likes possum.

Wow - check out that video of the kid playing with the cobras! That one scared Willy.

Sorry about that. Willy just can't get over the videos that he can watch on gofish.com

Man, Willy thinks this is a great site. Wonder if they might work on getting a contest where Willy could get a date with Juanita. She done turned Willy down last week.

Well, alls Willy can say about this site is a big 10-4.

Route 66 - Nat King Cole

Just being nostalgic today!

The original song by Nat King Cole

A sign you might have seen along the way.

Yea! Willy Might Win - whogets.com

Willy done found a neat site at whogets.com. Seems so simple that even Willy can do it!

How it works? WhoGets.com is offering Willy and you the chance to win a bunch of prizes in online contests! Neat prizes range from $10 to $600 and will be displayed in each contest. These online contests are open exclusively to members of WhoGets.com. It's free to join.

Just sign-up. Members can enter each contest once Willy don't have to buy nothing and no offers to complete. Willy will never receive spam e-mails. Wow -- hundreds of contests.

The contestant who receives the highest number of votes wins.

Willy done joined -- Check it out!

10-4 Willy

Bob Wills - Tunes - Three Stooges Video

What more could youWilly ask for - A great Bob Wills Tune - and a Three Stooges routine - Havent seen this before. Thanks to YouTube - Willy is able to discover a lot of video he hasn't seen before.

10-4 Willy

Dogpatch, USA - Rotting in the Sun!

Willy found this on Arkansas - A Great Place to Live - Blog and asked to put it here! Fits in with the Hillbilly Life - A great piece of Hillbilly History!

10-4 Willy
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If you're about twenty years old or older and grew up in the Ozarks, then you might remember visiting Dogpatch USA.

It was opened in 1968 and based on Al Capp's popular comic strip Li'l Abner, which was set in the fictional town of Dogpatch. The park had a roller coaster, a trout farm and lake where you could fish for your own dinner, a huge water slide, and all kinds of shops. You could meet Li'l Abner, Daisy Mae, and even the lovable Shmoo.

Dogpatch USA has been closed since 1993, and everything's still there, rotting in the sun.

This was an interesting little place and I had the privelege of dropping by here in about 1992 - the year before it closed. Someone developed this to hopefully have the attraction of the super theme parks such as Six Flags. I still remember the rock caricature at the entrance of Abner and Daisy Mae!

But now it is just a rotting piece of Arkansas History!

The History of how this all came about can be found here at Russell Johnson's History of Dogpatch!

Below is a brochure for the theme Park.



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Posted By CDO to Arkansas - a Great Place to Live at 5/05/2007 08:37:00 AM

Encylocentral - Helped Willy be Smart!

Willy done ran into this site called Encyclocentral. Willy found it to be an interesting site. Willy done thought it had to do with learning from the encyclopedia but it goes far beyond that.

This site gives everyone the opportunity to post in "threads" about the things that interest them. Willy done found great facts on this site.

First Willy - being the great parent that he is - went to Parenting - expecting to find Willy's name and how to do Parenting . Instead Willy found interesting short articles about famous people and other short articles of great interest on the topic.

Also, being the business man that Willy is he went to the area for business and finance .
Found lots of good information there.

Willy thinks you might find something here!

10-4 Willy

What Muslims may find in Heaven

Dehumidify With Willy - What a Thought!

Willy done knows that the summer is coming. Willy knows that it gets mighty sticky and hot in Arkansas in the summer time. Willy also knows that his little Hillbilly Redneck Cabana in the Oarks might have a little moisture problem in the sticky summer time.

Willy done had a vision of last summer when it got so sticky hot that Willy couldn't sleep cause the sheets was sticking to his body. (Visualize that one!) Willy got to talking to the smart one in the family... that would be the little wife, and she suggested looking at a something that she called a whole house dehumidifier.

Well, Willy not wanting to look dumb said that might be a good idea and then Willy went and got on the internet to see what he could find about about this whole house dehumidifier thing.

Well, the first site that Willy ran into was a site called http://www.dehumidifiertips.com/. This appeared to be a site that would give you all the information you would need to know about the
whole house dehumidifier.

Willy done found out that other than just keeping him from feeling sticky at night this dehumidifier was not just a lusury item. This thing does a lot of other things such as:

Helping keep down the dust mite populations which causes problems for allergy sufferers.

It keeps condensation from forming on windows, water pipes and in extreme cases even on the walls which can cause paint to blister and wallpaper to peel.

Helps keep metals from rusting and wood from warping causing doors and draws to stick.


It helps keep musty smells from developing, and helps keep mold, mildew and fungus from appearing. These can be damaging to your health.

Yeap - Willy done thinks he might really need one of these whole house dehumidifier.

But Willy has no clue as to how do it work so Willy did a little more research on this and found a lot of information on how a dehumidifier works on dehumidifiertips.com

Well, Willy hasn't become an expert on this topic but Willy believes that if you go to find out what might be the best buy for your home - you will be impressed.

Willy says get you one!

10-4 Willy