Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Willy's Observations - State of the Union Address

Willy made several observations while watching the nonsensical speech tonight. Here are some of Willy's Observations. Please feel free to comment and add your observations:

1. Obama has no problem making promises that no one believes he can keep.

2. Nancy Pelosi is Ugly!

3. Joe Biden can't keep his head still. Constantly bobbing up and down. If they made a Joe Biden Bobble Head doll it could not bobble as much as he does.

4. President Barack Hussein Obama has blue lips.

5. Michelle Obama is a terrible dresser.

6. Republicans wanted to yell "You Lie" but couldn't.

7. There were many bad hair pieces in the audience. A good wind would have created problems.

8. At 30 minutes many people were bored - more tweeting than listening.

9. Obama still wants to blame the previous administration.

10. Obama thinks he is funnier than either Leno or Conan. Wish he would take the late shift and give Presidency to someone else.

11. On and On and On. - Give your thoughts.

10-4 Willy

MyHeartWill - Willy just Saying!

My Heart Will yearn for my True love - Mrs Willy and I can keep all of the memorabilia about this.

My Heart Will Personal Page will allow me to do that online. What you scream! My Heart Will is a place to store your memories for future generations I yell back. Why are we yelling. This is a sensitive subject.

What a novel idea. Willy has great memories, ideas written down,
heart felt poetry and just plain important papers to Willy and his generations to come. Why not get all of those stored on line. What is more Willy can store important future notes for loved ones to be delivered long after Willy is gone. That is a little spooky but somewhat of a great idea.

Just think Willy could still tell someone he loved them on their
birthday in years to come. Willy could store poems and notes and thoughts for his family generations from now. Willy might just have to look into this. Even though Willy is a tough redneck and might live forever it is obvious that Willy also has memorabilia that should live on forever also.

Willy can do that with

Hoop Hogs Bad

Willy believes that after seeing that South Carolina could beat the Kentucky Wildcats last night, that maybe the Arkansas Razorback Basketball team needs to go back to playing Water Polo.

At least at Water Polo when they are drowning they could just go ahead and drown.

Who would have thought that a team like Kentucky that beat Arkansas 101 - 70 and could have scored another 30 points if they wanted to would be beaten so soon by a medocre team.

Kentucky moved to number 1 this week and immediately gets beat.

The fun part of it all is that President Obama called them 2 hours before the game to congratulate them on being number 1 and thanking them for the $1.1 million that they raised for the Haiti Relief effort.

Willy says thank you Mr. President for taking care of what is important.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Plates, Pfaltzgraff Tableware and Restaurant Coupons?

Willy has a great question for everyone. What do dinner plates, Pfaltzgraff tableware and
Restaurant Coupons have in common. Well the answer is nothing that Willy can figure out. However, if you consider that plates could be a part of a Pfaltzgraff tableware setting and that when you eat at a restaurant by using Restaurant Coupons then they have everything in common.

Well, Willy is not sure if that made sense or not but Willy does know that Pfaltzgraff has been a leading name in tableware and plates for many years and is still going strong. You can check out these wares over at their website and see the super deals that are available. Yes, you might even want to have a new set of Pfaltzgraff tableware before the big game party so that your friends will be impressed with each and every one of the plates that you put on the table.

All sounds real good to Willy and Willy knows that for Valentine's Day or any occasion Willy would not go wrong by buying Mrs. Willy some great Pfaltzgraff tableware. So if you have that special occasion, that party to supply for or just want some great tableware, you should consider checking out the Pfaltzgraff site and see what you can find for yourself.

This is what Willy thinks.

10-4 Willy

Mr. Obama Freezes Spending

Willy hasn't caught the whole story yet but Willy hears that the President is freezing certain areas of Government spending so we can catch up with the deficit.

Well, Mr. President what are you going to cut. Things that hurt Willy and Joe Plumber and the rest of the American Public. Why didn't you think about cutting out all of that bailout money and maybe we would not be in this mess.

I was just saying Mr. President. It ain't going to be a quick fix in catching up with that big deficit that you have gotten us in. Willy is almost willing to say where is George W Bush when you need him.

Willy can only sing things like Pants on the Ground. Pants on the Ground. - Willy was just saying!

10-4 Willy

Willy Remembers Slow Internet

Willy wishes back over time that he had the brilliance that he has now. Well, the brilliance part might be debatable, but Willy does learn something everyday that he wishes he had known a few years ago.

One of those things that Willy wishes had been available a few years ago was satellite internet service providers because this would have made Willy a much happier man. Yes, Willy was in rural Arkansas with a great "DIAL UP" connection. Most of you know what that means. To Willy it meant that Willy could post a great picture on the internet by hitting the upload button and then going and eating supper only to come back and wait another 10 minutes to get finished.

It was about that time that Willy thought that he was a skilled Website builder and offered to work with a small town to build its internet presence. Well, Willy took on the job with pride. Willy built this great looking website with many pictures and great information. Willy declared to the powers of the town that the website would be ready the next day. All Willy had left to do was upload the site and go live. Well about three days later when all of the pictures had still not uploaded, Willy had to declare his ignorance of upload speed due to the slow connection.

In short Willy felt a little silly declaring how great his skills were but did not even realize how slow it would be to get the site out the the World Wide Web. Oh satellite internet service providers where were you when Willy needed you.

Well, times are better and Willy has moved to where he has a cable connection but Willy thinks it would be wise for anyone to consider the idea to:

Lose the Dial-Up! Satellite High Speed Internet from Wild Blue is Here!

That is What Willy has to say about that.

10-4 Willy

Monday, January 25, 2010

Think Mr. President - stop spending!

Willy has some answers for the Newsweek article "The Trouble with Barack Obama" Here is what they say:

Obama is accused of being too radical, but he's been governing from the middle for a year. So why all the anger? Because he's leading with his head, not his heart.

Willy thinks the problem is that his brain is not so useful as it is full of Liberal ideas such as a health care system that is ran by the government or the idea that the government should spend trillions of dollars to keep big business from failing.

The problem Mr. President is that you are not listening to the people that put you where you are at.

Ask the people Mr. President what you should do. Listen to the majority.

We are in a mess Mr. President and you got us there. Mr. Bush as ignorant as many thought he was knew better than to over spend by trillions of dollars.

10-4 help us -- Willy

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Willy Dreams of the National Finals Rodeo


Tickets to the 2010 NFR Rodeo are on sale now. Willy read that the other night and that simple statement must have been what brought on Willy's dream.

Yes, Willy had a strange dream. Willy was a great Rodeo announcer and Willy had bought his Tickets to the 2010 NFR Rodeo a few days earlier to attend the great rodeo in Las Vegas. Well, in Willy's dream he had the best seat in the house. For you see Willy was not only the greatest Rodeo announcer who had been invited to announce the National Finals Rodeo but the ticket that Willy had bought (why does the announcer have to buy a ticket?) was sitting on a horse in the middle of the arena.

Yes, there was Willy with the best view in the house because it was smack dab in the middle of the arena on a horse with a microphone in his hand. How strange is that? Well, what was even crazier was the fact that the next event was the bull riding.

Willy is sitting on his horse in the middle of the arena when the biggest, maddest, blackest bull ever came out of the shoot without a cowboy riding it. The bull heads toward Willy sitting on the horse and runs right under Willy and his horse. Fade to next scene in the dream with Willy sitting on a docile bull in the middle of the arena announcing the rest of the rodeo. For you see the greatest announcer during the greatest rodeo could not keep the show from going on.

Well, it was just a dream but maybe it tells you how much Willy might think of the National Finals Rodeo and how much fun Willy thinks it might be to have the greatest seat in the house for that great event.

Well as you know you can get great seats at great prices if you hurry and get your Tickets to the 2010 NFR Rodeo

Willy says a big 10-4 to that.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

President gets Cocky

President Obama seems to be trying to throw his weight around a little more lately, especially since Brown won his race. This to Willy is a sign of someone who is trying to mask their inner fear with outward cockiness.

Mr. President - get over it. Your honeymoon is over and it cost the American People trillions of dollars. How can we ever recover from all of the bailout money?

Willy says - somebody out there help us. Keep the ball rolling!

10-4 Willy

Friday, January 22, 2010

Finally Friday - Willy and the Possum

Hillbilly Willy has always been a fan of the Possum - George Jones. Well, every Friday about 5 p.m. a local Radio Station plays his song - Finally Friday. Willy has been rattling that one through his head all day.

It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor

running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm outa' control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll.

The only thing is that "wild weekend" hopefully means lazing around - a little work around the house with the wife and a lot of remote control time.

Willy is too old to get too wild.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, January 21, 2010

It's always time to say "I love you"


Willy loves his wife. Willy loves to make his wife happy so what could be better for Valentine's Day than to give the wife a choice of having a choice from the seiko diamond watches
collection at BlueDial.com.

Many may want to give the lingerie, the flowers or the candy but Willy loves to give his wife something with great value especially when it can be bought at an economical price. That is what Willy found when he visited and shopped all of the watches on this web site.

Yes, Willy thinks he would love to have a romantic, candle light meal on Valentine's Day along with a little music and present her with a great and beautiful watch.

Sounds like a great plan doesn't it guys. This is a plan that will work and every time she looks at the time she will think what Willy thinks, It's Always time to say "I love you"

10-4 Willy

Nancy Pelosi

Is Willy crazy or do most of you folks out there think that Nancy Pelosi is a crazy, power hungry b@#.

She acts like she rules the world, thinks that people hang on her ever word and she is ugly as all get out. Willy thinks the lady is a nut job. It is really great that Brown won the election in Massachusetts so that Republicans can have a little more clout and slow the likes of her down just a little.

Is Willy Crazy or what! Pants on the Ground - Pants on the Ground.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Willy Blasts off with Allison Maslan's book!

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Wow! Willy just went to the website above and read much about this new book that is now available on Amazon . This book could be a life changer for each and every person that reads it. It appears that the book is going to be coaching and encouraging each of us in a way that motivates us to do our best in every area of our life. Someone might want to call it just about career coaching but Willy believes it is about life coaching. This could easily be something that everyone would want to check it out for themselves.

What is great the price is only $24.00, and even less on Amazon.com. How can you beat that. You get a foremost authority in their field helping each of us with things like taking our career to the next level or how we can each take something from this down economy and use it to motivate and possibly even start our own business. There is encouragement that will help you find that relationship that satisfies your utmost dreams. There is great coaching and encouragement on finding financial wealth and freedom as well as how to best live each day in and inspired and excited way.

Did Willy mention that the launch date for this book was January 19th 2010. Did Willy mention that all of the great bookstores online like Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Nobles and others are carrying the book.

What is your excuse man. Don't you want to be that better person that is inside of you. Get this thing now. Don't let Willy go it alone that gets a personality makeover from this great material.

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10-4 Willy


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Willy wants Credit for Repbulican Win

Willy would like to take credit for republican win in mass. Willy called the crowds in previous post and knows that this was the reason for the Great Republican Victory.

Lets keep up the work. We all know that this happened because Willy encouraged his many fans.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Republicans in Massachusetts - VOTE

Willy went down to Juanita's Roadkill bar and Grill yesterday and took a poll.

The question Willy asked was "IF YOU LIVED IN MASSACHUSETTS WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR IN THE SPECIAL ELECTION TO FILL KENNEDY'S SEAT"

No question everyone screamed. We would vote for Mr. Brown. We have to get Republicans in there to help kill the health care bill.

Wait a minute Willy said. Joe Bob Hussein - you voted for Obama in this election what is the problem. Joe Bob Hussein screamed back - Obama has lied, deceived smoosed Joe Bob Hussein for the last time. Every democrat out there ought to see that.

Ok - That answers it. Joe Bob Hussein says that everyone in Massachusetts election should vote Republican.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, January 14, 2010

San Francisco - Willy Left his Heart There?

Willy mentioned a short time back about his moving and renting experiences. Well, let Willy tell you about a passion that Willy has and that passion could easily to be living in San Francisco.

Lets make it clear, Willy does not live in San Francisco. However, Willy has visited there twice in his life and plans to go back this next summer and take Mrs. Willy. She will love it.

Willy might even look over the San Francisco real estate market and buy a second home there! This would be ideal to fly out there and stay when the climate in Arkansas gets too hot and muggy. Yes, that way willy could take in the excitement of China town, San Francisco Bay, the Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman's Wharf and the whole bit.

What is even greater are the people that Willy has met there. Willy thinks they are great. Willy might even take up with some of the folks that Willy reads about that have the yacht clubs and take up another passion of boating. Yes, maybe this will be retirement for Willy and Mrs. Willy.

Well, Willy gets excited when he talks about places he would like to go and maybe even live. Willy thinks that he might just pull up stakes where he is at and move to the hills of San Francisco.

Check it out -- You might just want to live there too, but if San Francisco doesn't meet your fancy then you might want to check out the Detroit real estate

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Willy and Employee Evaluations

Year end brings about employee evaluations in many businesses. Willy finds this to be a cumbersome task in the daily work grind.

What is the problem you ask. Well, Willy wants his employees to like him and think that he is a super boss but that is hard to do if Willy always tells the truth.

For Example:
Employee works well with others? Guess a good answer does not include "yes when there is food involved" or "does that include the fight in the copier room over who had the best hairdo that day"

Well, all Willy can say is get er done and get er over with.

10-4 Willy

Renting or Moving - Willy's Experience!

Willy is no longer in the market for renting. Willy now owns his home. However, there was many years that Willy rented and Willy knows about renting apartments, homes, condos and about any other thing that you can rent. Willy is fortunate that Willy never had to rent a cardboard box to live in. Wait a minute that one apartment was the size of a cardboard box.

But Willy digresses. What Willy wants to say is that home renting or renting of a apartments
takes on a skill that can be aided by knowledge. That knowledge can be gained by reading peoples comments like Willy and by going to places on the internet that have great expertise in renting and moving.

Willy has found a whole new skill in things like picking a neighborhood to selecting the right complex to reading the fine print on lease agreements and even tips on moving.

Willy even had the experience to have to deal with a landlord about a unique plumbing problem in his early days. Yes, Willy was renting his first house in his first year of wonderful marriage which could have ended suddenly with this incident.

Willy was in the new rent house one evening with his wife taking a wonderful shower in the small bathroom of this one bathroom rent house. Willy had to take care of some necessary business. When the toilet flushed the remains of the toilet began to bubble up in the shower. Willy's wife was not happy and it could have gotten serious right there.

Willy called the landlord and the landlord, cheap as she was, saw Willy's predicament and came to the rescue. Willy was concerned because the lease did not read that the landlord would fix plumbing etc.

Well Willy survived and Willy is still married 31 years later.

So what Willy is saying is that knowledge is king. Get all of the knowledge that you can.

10-4 Willy

Monday, January 11, 2010

Mark Mcgwire - Steroids-

Willy says what is the big deal - Mcgwire took steroids - Willy is stupid and Willy knew that. What is the big deal --- that he said he didn't? What is the big deal---that he cried when telling his story.

What is the big deal - the fact that he took out some records while he was on the juice.

What is the big deal - Roger Marris was on crack cocaine or something maybe. Who knows what they were doing back then.

Get a life people. It is only a game.

Where is Felix Jones and the Cowboys when Willy needs them. Oh yeah - this was about Mark Mcgwire.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Things Not to Say on the Internet

Willy has discovered that there are things that he should not put in his posts because that people would think that Willy is not nice.

However, Willy realizes that with these words in his post the search engines find Willy a whole lot more. So simply ignore the post if it offends you. It will make Willy get more hits and make the site where Willy can get to keep it.

These things are:
Girls Gone Wild
Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Calendar
Playboy bunny
Sex
Hot women
Hot Girls
Guns
Women
Nude
Naked
Hot
Fun Women
Strip Tease
Razorbacks
Texas
Alabama
Florida
Football
National championship

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Courtney Fortson - Willy's Man

Willy don't understand what Fortson did to John Pelphrey but Fortson was gone a long time and Rotnei Clark and Mike Washington couldn't keep up the pace.

But Fortson is back and they give the University of Texas Longhorns a run for their money.

Stay in good standing Mr. Fortson and

GO HOGS!

10-4 wILLY

Monday, January 04, 2010

Compare Movers with movebuilder.com!

When you are going to move Willy suggests that you always compare movers.

Why you ask should someone compare movers when they are going to relocate or just move across town? Well the reason you should is to make sure that you end up satisfied and not disappointed!

Willy has moved several times over the years and Willy has found that the right mover that makes Mrs. Willy happy at the final destination is worth their weight in gold. So what is it that you should find out about a mover to compare to others.

The things that are important are such things as:

  • Do they offer nation wide service?
  • Do they offer full service options?
  • Can you customize of build a move that fits your needs?
  • Can you choose different levels of packing, loading and unloading services?
So you see, cheap does not always mean happiness, but happiness does mean something did it right and that is what you want with a mover. You want one that does it right!

So in summation Willy says that when you are choosing a mover you need to think about price as it pertains to transit time, service options, experience of movers and many other factors.

Compare movers because it is a wise thing to do! Check out movebuilder.com

10-4 Willy