Willy went to a 90th birthday party today for an uncle. There were lots of kin folks there. Willy spent several wonderful hours asking "NOW WHO ARE YOU!"
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Willy Watches what? Willy watches basketball. Especially Razorback Basketball. Willy watches John Pelphrey with passion and pride. Willy watches Arkansas raise the prices of tickets for next years ball games because they believe that Ryan Mallet is going to be great and that they can get the price because people will watch.
Willy watches NASCAR - Not. Willy Watches SI Swimsuit Edition better known as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions - Not - because willy would get in trouble looking at those half naked women or girls with very little clothes on. That would not be nice.
Willy watches American Idol????
Willy just Saying - Pants on the Ground. Willy just rambles sometimes.
Posted by Willy at 8:49 PM
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Willy been thinking about this sex therapy thing that Tiger Woods is supposed to be involved in. (picture is what Willy thought Tiger might look like because of the Therapy)
Willy hasn't asked any of the professionals but Willy thinks maybe this sex therapy works in one of two ways.
When you go to sex therapy, they make you have sex until you go blind. Then you can go home back to the beautiful wife you remember. When great looking other gals are around you can't see how beautiful they are. What you do not see does not tempt you. THEREFORE YOU ARE CURED!
When you go to sex therapy, they attach electrodes to certain parts of your body which are activated by your brain. The electrodes are programmed to go off when you have sexual thoughts about someone other than your wife. They then parade naked women in front of you for hours on end. The electrodes go off each time you see these ladies until your brain can't take it any more. THEREFORE YOU ARE CURED OR FRIED.
Those are Willy's thoughts - maybe you have some thoughts - Leave your comments.
Posted by Willy at 7:47 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Willy is reviewing a great site that lets you discover the efficiency of your home and how you can improve it. The site is Microsoft-Hohm
Willy has signed up for an account and is using the site to find out more about how Willy can do better in the areas of home heating, energy efficiency and power consumption in and around the home. Wow! Willy has taken the first area of questions about Willy's home and found out that there may be lots of things that Willy can do to improve in all of these areas.
Willy found that the site is pretty easy to move around in and answer the questions to find out what Willy needs to do to get this house in tip top shape and cut Willy's bills. Willy wants to save money and being energy efficient is a great way to do so.
Willy believes that most people can save money by checking out this site and finding out what they can do to help their house.
Posted by Willy at 9:00 AM
Willy runs into one every now and then that Willy believes is good enough to pass on to others that might stumble on to this blog. When Willy sees these Willy just has to give others the pleasure of enjoying the great words of wisdom. I this one read and then see if you can explain to Willy how ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH THEM YANKEES WON THE WAR!
Read & enjoy --- 10-4 Willy
ONE MORNING 3 ALABAMA GOOD OLD BOYS AND 3 YANKEES WERE IN A TICKET LINE AT THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN STATION HEADING TO ATLANTA FOR A BIG FOOTBALL GAME.
THE 3 NORTHERNERS EACH BOUGHT A TICKET AND WATCHED AS THE 3 SOUTHERNERS BOUGHT JUST ONE TICKET AMONG THEM.
"HOW ARE THE 3 OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONE 1 TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE YANKEES.
"WATCH AND LEARN" ANSWERED ONE OF THE BOYS FROM THE SOUTH.
WHEN THE 6 TRAVELERS BOARDED THE TRAIN, THE 3 YANKEES SAT DOWN, BUT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED INTO A BATHROOM TOGETHER AND CLOSED THE DOOR.
SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN DEPARTED, THE CONDUCTOR CAME AROUND TO COLLECT TICKETS.
HE KNOCKED ON THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SAID, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENED JUST A CRACK AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGED WITH A TICKET IN HAND.
THE CONDUCTOR TOOK IT AND MOVED ON.
THE YANKEES SAW THIS HAPPEN AND AGREED IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. INDEED, SO CLEVER THAT THEY DECIDED TO DO THE SAME THING ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY.
THAT EVENING AFTER THE GAME WHEN THEY GOT TO THE ATLANTA TRAIN STATION, THEY BOUGHT A SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP WHILE TO THEIR ASTONISHMENT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS DIDN'T BUY EVEN 1 TICKET.
"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT A TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE PERPLEXED YANKEES.
"WATCH AND LEARN", ANSWERED ONE OF THE SOUTHERN BOYS.
WHEN THEY BOARDED THE TRAIN THE 3 NORTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO A BATHROOM AND THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO THE OTHER BATHROOM ACROSS FROM IT.
SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN BEGAN TO MOVE, ONE OF THE SOUTHERNERS LEFT THEIR BATHROOM AND WALKED QUIETLY OVER TO THE YANKEE'S BATHROOM. HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID "TICKET PLEASE".
Posted by Willy at 6:03 AM
This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hiltons of Branson. All opinions are 100% mine.
Willy wants to know if you have ever had an Italian Culinary Weekend? If not you need to broaden your horizons just like Willy should and try out this fantastic sounding experience when The Hilton Branson Convention Center Hotel brings Italy to Branson, Missouri with their exclusive Italian Culinary Weekend Friday, February 26th through Saturday, February 27th. You can experience hands-on cooking demonstrations on Saturday and a fabulous meal on Saturday evening tasting many of the foods you saw cooked earlier. Willy says that is about as cool as it gets.You can get this great deal starting at $429.00 (excluding tax and gratuity) for two people. This gets you a deluxe king or double queen accommodations Friday and Saturday night, Friday evening reception, Saturday cooking school, and later on a five-course dinner, and a goodie bag filled with items for the home chef.
You must hurry for this because reservations must be made prior to February 23, 2010.
Since this great Hotel is within easy driving distance of Branson’s championship golf courses, lakes, museums, theme parks and 49 live entertainment theaters, Willy believes that everyone should enjoy some of that great entertainment. A day could include golfing during the morning, great shopping in the afternoon and great music entertainment in the evening. Then of course you get to retire to Enjoy the Hilton Branson Convention Center Hotel which offers guests access to shops, boutiques, restaurants, a river walk and other attractions.
Willy believes everyone should enjoy being in the midst of all the action by booking your stay today! Willy loves Branson and loves to attend the shows and the wife loves to shop. How can this be wrong?
Posted by Willy at 5:33 AM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Willy hears in the news that President Barack Hussein Obama said Wednesday the $787 billion economic-stimulus program helped the U.S. avoid a rerun of the Great Depression.
Willy says that it did not stop his depression. Willy has been depressed ever since he found out that the country was giving away all of that money and that it was not going to help a thing. Willy is much like thee Republicans who are saying on the Recovery Act's one-year anniversary that the administration's economic policies have stimulated nothing.
Jobs created -- Yes - heard about one thing that made 200 jobs in the US and 2000 overseas. Something is wrong with this picture. Willy agrees with the Republicans who said and Willy quotes directly...
"In the first year of the trillion-dollar stimulus, Americans have lost millions of jobs, the unemployment rate continues to hover near 10%, the deficit continues to soar and we're inundated with stories of waste, fraud and abuse," Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said. "This was not the plan Americans asked for or the results they were promised."
Willy is not stimulated - Willy is depressed -
Posted by Willy at 7:14 PM
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Willy says there is gold in them there hills. At least that is what Willy is saying about the fact that when it comes to buying gold it appears that there might be none better in them there hills than Goldline International, Inc.
Willy has had some experience with buying and selling gold coins and some gold investing and in doing so Willy has always found that it is best to have someone who is an expert in the business to be involved. Willy has done it on his own and Willy has learned.
Take Willy's advice when it comes to serving rare coin and metal precious metal investors look to Goldline International Inc. They have been doing it since 1960 and it appears that they are pretty good at it.
Take a look at what they have to say and make your own decisions.
Posted by Willy at 6:10 PM
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Willy went to work Monday and left about noon to avoid being stranded at work. Willy stayed home Tuesday until about 10:30 afraid roads would be very bad. They were not as bad as day before when Willy saw cars and trucks sliding every where.
Willy worked hard today for the part of the day that he was there. However, it was not as productive as it could be without secretary there to answer phone.
Tomorrow is back to regular hours and regular work.
When does Willy retire.
Posted by Willy at 8:40 PM
Monday, February 08, 2010
Willy likes options and opportunities. Willy is now looking at the option and opportunity that is presented here. Willy understands that there are many of options available but Willy has a hard time sorting through all of these options. So Willy is looking at ways to save money.
The main things that Willy wants to save money on is three things:
Cell phone plans and
business credit cards
But as Willy said where do you start looking at all of these options. They will make Willy go crazy unless there is a place to look that helps sort all of this out. Well, Willy has found such a place!
BillShrink is the place. It puts technology to work by scanning millions of data points and constantly re-calculating your usage and needs against all the possible product combinations. Simply put, they’ve gone to all the trouble so you don’t have to
How good is that for Willy. Willy can find out what he needs to know in each of these areas to save money but let someone else do the work. Willy is not lazy but Willy knows that he can spend more time now watching NASCAR rather than searching for these savings.
Willy thinks everyone should check this out.
Posted by Willy at 6:29 PM
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Who should Willy root for in the Super Bowl. That was the question that Willy posed in his weekly visit to Juanita's Road Kill Diner and Cantina. Willy stepped up to the counter and said to Juanita " Who should it be"
Juanita's Reply was it more people come in and order beer and Pizza the Saints will Win.
She then stated that if More people order Wings and some kind of fancy drinks then the Colts will win. Why is that I asked Juanita?
Manning brings out the fancy folks and Brees brings out the rednecks.
Well Willy stated "I will be over in the morning to pick up my Wings and get some Fancy Drinks."
Does that mean a tie game at the end of regulation play?
No it just means that Willy is a little crazy and either team that wins will be great.
Posted by Willy at 3:15 PM
Friday, February 05, 2010
First Time Home Buyer Tax Credit is a buzz word these days that Willy has heard about. Yes, Willy understands that saving money is important in today's economic times. Willy understands that if you are wanting to buy or build a house in the future and you can any way afford to do the building process or buying process now, then now is the time to do it. Yes, it should be done sooner than later.
The First Time Home Buyer Tax Credit will get you back 10% of the cost of your newly purchased home up to $8,000. Why would you wait if you can afford to do it now. If you wait too long the tax credit disappears and you buy the house but do not get the tax credit. Why would you want to do that. The government is going to give you up to $8,000. Willy says take it.
Now understand that Willy is not a lawyer, accountant and/or financial advisor, so don't just take Willy's advice for this. Check this out at this site that has information about First Time Home Buyer Tax Credit
and see for yourself what they have to say.
What is better go to that site and review a video or watch the video below. Good information that could get you into a new house.
Posted by Willy at 5:02 PM
Monday, February 01, 2010
Taylor Swift is Skinny - maybe that is why she sings off key.
Beyonce is an attractive lady.
Lady GaGA is strange but can sing.
Pink is a good trapeze artist.
Little Wayne and Em & EM - Maybe I am too old - dont get that one.
Cobaire is not funny.
It wore me out - 3.5 hours to give out a few awards.
Posted by Willy at 6:33 AM