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Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Don't Mess With a Senior Citizen
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, Sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis" he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
10-4 Willy
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Please Keep me awake!
Willy is spending the night with Mrs Willy in a place that costs as much as a five star hotel.
Only problem is that room service comes every hour and the meals suck.
Get us out of here!
10-4
Willy
Friday, October 25, 2013
How the Yankees Won the War
One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.
The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.
He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That evening after the game, when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.
When they boarded the train, the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom, and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "ticket please."
There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war
Monday, October 21, 2013
Arkansas Razorbacks
Willy just hopes that the Hogs can win their bye week.
10-4 Willy
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Comedy Plus
Thanks to Sandee at Comedy Plus for this. Willy thinks it needs to be forwarded.
"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our government's reckless fiscal policies. |
Friday, September 20, 2013
Buford and Bubba
and Willy says 10-4.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Its county fair time in Arkansas
Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.
Only the animal knows.
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Harvest in Arkansas
The Good Book says you so and you reap.
It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.
It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Alwaysb see the big picture
Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy
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Friday, August 09, 2013
NO COPS AVAILABLE!
Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside. He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn.
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.
Sunday, August 04, 2013
Willy and the Grandson
Willy however, is worn out! Hi is walking and goes everywhere. He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.
He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it. He realizes that and uses this to his advantage. When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.
He is precious.
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Where O Where has Tiger Gone.
Will Tiger be back. Will Tiger win another major. Will Tiger cheat on his girlfriend. Almost all of these are a certain thing.
That is Willy's thoughts for today.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Willy Needs to Post
Well, what does a Hillbilly know today that is important to the world. Maybe Johnny football. Why does he have free reign to go anywhere and do anything that he wants to do. Why would someone with such talent get drunk and hungover and pull out of a football camp that was important to him and the coaches of Texas A & M.
Why? Because he is an idiot.
But he has some hot chicks around him. Does he qualify for a Hilllbilly!
Only if he shares his hot babes.
10-4 Willy
Monday, June 17, 2013
Build a Joke - Help Willy
Friday, June 14, 2013
Sunday, June 02, 2013
Where is Willy's Bed
bed outside.
I wonder where the dog will sleep tonight. She sure ain't going to sleep at
the foot of the bed. That dog ain't spent a night outside in her life.
Well, life goes on.
10-4 Willy
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Hillbilly willies cell phone checking out the country
Willie is out in the country today with a cell phone in hand and is checking out what the cell phone sees.
Here's an interesting thought this barn has seen a better hay day.
Or should really be saying as the next picture shows this is quite a hay day!
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Monday, April 01, 2013
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Democrat or Republican
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in Favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other Words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the Lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to Higher
taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to Be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by Asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that She was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people She knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends, because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey
doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are
Easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'
Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The
Republican party.' If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Ammunition Is Getting Scarce
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Oscars and Duck Dynasty
What is missing you ask Willie. Duck Dynasty group is not there. Guess they had trouble getting away from the Indy 500.
3 days and counting.
10-4 Willy
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
PeachSuite Hotel Supply
It can especially be helpful if you need to buy Georgia Hotel Supplies Online
or if you need to buy Hotel Bar Supplies.
So there! You have everything that Willy knows about buying hotel supplies form Peach Suite. What do you need. Do you need this type of supplies or do you or any of Willy's Redneck friends need anything that you can get from this place. If so, you need to check it out.
Anybody over there looking yet. Anybody bought anything yet?
That is Willy's Thoughts today. What do you think might be Willy's thoughts tomorrow. It will depend if Willy is needing Hotel Bar Supplies or if Willy is needing something else.
So, again Willy asks again. What do you need? Do you need something that this place can supply or do you need something else?
10-4 Willy
Saturday, February 02, 2013
Super Bowl food or game!
the Superbowl is here and Willie doesn't know
is he watching for the game or is he watching for the show
will the food be nachos or will it be beans
whatever it is won't keep Willy lean
Will beyonce lip sync or will it be live our life is full of this important stuff.
okay it does not rhyme but it tells what Willie thinks
10 - 4 Willie