Willy Polls at the Diner

Willy done taken his monthly poll down at the Possum Grit Hog Jowl Road Kill grill and Cantina and done found out the following in his scientific exit poll:

1. If the election were today - the vote would be Tequila One and Hillary none.


2. If the election were today - the vote would be Tequila One and Hussein Obama -3


3. If the election were today - the vote would be Tequila One and McCain none.


4. If the election were today - the vote would be - What ever happened to that Huckabee boy?


5. If the election were today -

Wait a minute here - Willy believes he sees a pattern evolving in the exit poll. - Maybe it is not a good idea to take a poll on $1 Tequila night at the Cantina. These folks cant even spell Hillary and Hussein Obama - by the way someone asked if he flew one of the planes into the twin towers.

Maybe Willy will take the poll again next week on Bloody Mary night!