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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Another Hillbilly set of Jokes

Ok - Willy is a Hillbilly and he doesn't find these offensive, he just finds these funny.

Don't know why Willy is off into the joke world tonight, but here is another short set of jokes that Willy has found.

Hope this does not offend anyone!


Short Hillbilly Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

Willy wonders which one carrys the shotgun at the Wedding

10-4 Willy

2 comments:

  1. What kind of weddings do you go to where there is only one shotgun?

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  2. Your blog is HILARIOUS. I love it.

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