Land of OZ.......

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City .

...and went to find the Great Wizard

'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

'I've come for some courage.'

'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

'Well, I think I need a heart.' 'Done! Says the Wizard.'

'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'

Up stepped Bush and said,

'The American people say that I need a brain.'

'No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done.'

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, But he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

'Well, what do YOU want?'

'IS DOROTHY HERE' ?

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