Willy was down at the Possum Grit - Road Kill - Cafe and Cantina today and Juanita was down in the dumps.
What is the matter Willy asked Juanita? Well, this economic crisis is hurting the Cantina. Everyone that comes in wants the cheap beer and cheap hamburgers. The cantina is going busted.
No Problem Willy said! Just rename your great Chicken Fried Steak "Mortgage Backed Securities" Chicken Fry.
Don't pay your sales tax and when the government asks you what happened, tell them that you were heavily invested in "Mortgage Back Securities" and the cafe is faltering.
As important as this Cantina is to the areas economy, they should immediately come in and take it over. All of the neighbors will be asked to pay the bill to bail you out!
What is even better is that they will give you a $10,000 severance package and we can go use that money to go buy the Cantina down the road and have $8,000 to spare.
Willy has this thing figured out. No need to preserve Willy's retirement account.
Willy is not important to the government.
Might check anything else that Willy might have to say over at Arkansas a great place to live!
10-4 Willy
Willy, you eat at the Road Kill Cafe too?
ReplyDeleteThen let's do lunch sometime!
I am quite concerned with more bailouts. Mismanagement gets rewarded (corporations who set their own guidelines) while fiscal responsibility is required to pay (read most Americans). The move towards a socialized central bank is startling and should upset most Americans. The government should actually practice its traditional role of oversight and not be in the retail banking industry. I have heard how much government toilet seats cost but do capitalist principles really have to be flushed?
ReplyDeleteYour plan might work...especially if you know someone high up like Caporegime level in the Mafia.
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