Willy visits the Cantina - Stimulus at Work

Willy has not been visiting the Possum Grit Road Kill bar and Cantina much since the elections were over. Willy had vowed after the elections that he would leave Obama alone unless as President he did something really bad and going down to the Cantina sometimes caused Willy to get riled up enough to say something he shouldn't.

Well, Willy decided to visit the Cantina and what did he find.

Juanita - the great little waitress - and philosopher. She says that she is still looking for that change that Willy promised her. She said that the only change so far that she has found is less of it in the cash register.

Billy Bob Jones - Plumber - Still looking for that new job. He was in unstopping the plumbing as his part time of four jobs trying to feed the little wife. He says that he used to unstop the John at one of the local car dealers - but they had to cut his service out along with the jet planes to get another $4 billion trillion from the government so they could secretly plan next years big Christmas party.

John Sammy Thompson - local stock broker to the Stars of the Cantina- He says that he is so impressed with how Wall Street has embraced Obama's new stimulus package that both of his customers stock portfolios now resemble something that Billy Bob Jones the Plumber just plunged out of the Cantina facilities.

Well, after that stimulating conversation it is time for Willy to go home and pay the bills or mash his finger in a door. Both are painful!

Yep, lets see - Willy as a responsible American has kept his mortgage current even when it is tough. - No help for that one - Should have missed a payment or two and maybe a bailout would be in order.

Yep Willy needs to pay GM on the debt on that car so they won't need all of the bailout money. They can cut it by about $100.

Yep, Willy needs to pay the natural gas bill - say it is going up. Guess that will help Willy's economic status.

Go away Willy - Shut up! Life is Better - Obama said it would be before the election.

By the Way did Juanita say that Obama was sending her nephew to Afganistan next week for a luxury tour. Couldn't be for anything else could it - he was going to pull troops out.

What Ever - Wonder if the diner has WIFI and if Willy could use a proxy server to logon at the diner

10-4 Willy