This may be an old joke to many of you but Willy had not heard this one. -- She must be a good Rednecks Wife ---- Check it out - could this be you? 10-4 Willy
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that..
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that..
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies
Bwahahahahahaha. Yep she's a smart one for sure. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs Willy. Have a terrific day and weekend. :)
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteyou cracked me up and split my sides wide open with this one.
good one and thank you!
That was a good one. I love your stories.Thanks for the Saturday Laugh.
ReplyDeleteWilly you are super...I love it!! It is true you have to be very careful with us older women!!
ReplyDeleteWell, willy, as you know EC has once again made a mess of things. So I am spending today making the rounds to make sure my favorite blogs and people are on my blog roll.
That would include you my dear fiend! I love you and your blog Willy!!
I am pretty sure I added you ages ago when you first started up. but, I am just doing double checks!!
10-4,
Jackie:-)
I will have to remember this the next time I get pulled over :). Sadly, once you are a mature lady, batting your eyes doesn't work anymore.
ReplyDeleteOh I am so using this if I get pulled over! LoL
ReplyDeleteYeeehaaaaaa...That is too funny..Maybe I'll try it next time..Oh shit netter get the body out of my trunk first..
ReplyDeleteWomen Driving? What? Pretty Soon they'll want to vote too.
ReplyDeletehttp://doodiepants.com/2009/10/09/women-driving-pretty-soon-they-will-want-to-vote/