The questions out there are:
- What was tiger doing going out at 2:30 in the morning?
- Did he have a fight with his wife?
- Was he so drunk that he could not back out of his own driveway?
- Why did his wife knock out the back window rather than just open the door?
- Why was the highway police the first on the scene?
- Is there a cover up?
- The reason he was out so early is that he just came back from spending about three weeks on the other side of the world. His time clock was messed up and he was a wake. Just thought he would go down to the local coffee shop and get some coffee with his buddies.
- Too early in the morning to be drunk - he was leaving home not coming in.
- Didn't have a fight with his wife - how could you fight with such a good looker.
- Wife knocked out the back window with a golf club rather than opening the door - check the color of her hair.
- Highway police rather than security in the major compound that he lives in - who knows.
- Cover up - no just idiot people interested in the celebrity.
Well, I don't care anything about any celebrity. I'm glad he's okay, but I don't care. We don't have television. All because we don't care.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Willy. :)
What was that about the color of his wife's hair???????
ReplyDeleteJust call me Blondie.
Anyone knows, with a little common sense, that the doors lock when the vehicle is put into gear. How else are you going to get anyone out, other than breaking windows. And breaking the back window is how you keep from cutting someone in the front with the flying glass!
ReplyDeleteTiger faked it for sympathy from his wife. My theory: Suicidal Ideation. She kicked him out of the room onto the couch/guest room after a fight about his whoring around. He didn't want her to leave him and wanted sympathy. He wept, finally threatened her that he would kill himself. He ran out of the house in his t-shirt, shorts, no shoes. Picked up a club, bashed out his back window (so she would hear it and be alarmed), jumped in the driver seat and ran over the nearest fire hydrant and into a tree, all whilst crying and whining. Hit hard enough to damage the car, but not deploy the airbags. Stepped out of the car, laid in the street, and faked being knocked out (when someone fakes sleep, the often fake snoring). His wife and his mom came outside because they heard him throwing this enormous fit. The paramedics/police stated that the way he was found was suspicious, and his injuries did not match him being "knocked out" without the presence of alcohol/drugs. Good Theory!
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