Hillbilly and the frog.

There once was a Hillbilly who wanted to become a Prince. The Hillbilly was so dumb and ugly that he even thought if he kissed a frog that it would cause him to turn into a handsome Prince. Then the Hillbilly could feel good about trying to marry Daisy Mae - the most beautiful Hillbillyess in America.

So Willy the Hillbilly went out to find a frog. He found a real big female bullfrog and proceeded to try to kiss the frog.

The frog spit in his face and the Hillbilly turned not into a handsome Prince that would be loved by Daisy Mae, but into an ugly old Donald Trump - Rich and ugly.

What happened --- Daisy Mae saw Willy and married him anyway and he was completely trumped up into the idea that he could actually buy cosmetic surgery that would keep him rich but Princely and they all lived happily ever after.

HUHHHHH.....

10-4 Willy