Her Diary Vs His Diary - Same Story

HER DIARY:

Dear Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to

meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day

long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but

he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet

so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what

was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he

was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,

and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and

kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't

say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him

completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat

there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15

minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my

caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and

his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know

what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My

life is a disaster...

HIS DIARY:

My boat wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.