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Monday, April 11, 2011

FW: My Magical Green Hat






My Magical Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.




It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!

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1 comment:

  1. Sandee9:45 AM

    Where I live (central California) there wouldn't be anybody left. We are overrun with illegals. Spanish is the first language and English the second. I was in J. C. Pennys the other day and all the announcements were in Spanish.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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