Great First Date

Willy had this one sent to him recently.  Willy thought it was laugh out funny.  May be an old story but it is still good.   Enjoy or skip it Willy don't care.
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside  Salt Lake City  ,  Utah  .  It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon..

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.  Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself..

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.. All sh e could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then , as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed of f.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Willy wants a Boost with Boost Mobile!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Boost Mobile. All opinions are 100% mine.

What can you do with your mobile phone?   If you had a plan with Boost Mobile  you could use something they call their Re-Boost to do things such as adding funds to your account.  There you can pay your account online.  However, you can also pay in person or by phone.  Can you do all of that with your phone?  Can you pay with your credit/debit card or you can just sign up for worry free automatic payments.  Can you do that with your phone?

Look at how Boost Mobile works with your social networks.  You can easily use their service and your Blackberry
phone and easily update your Facebook or Twitter account.  You can log in from anywhere and check these accounts.  How social is that? If you are like me most of your updates are needed when you are near your phone but not your computer. Therefore, this makes great sense.  What is even greater for this is things like your Facebook connection can be maintained for one price per month.  How great is that?

You understood earlier too didn't you when I mentioned using your Blackberry.  I mentioned that because Boost has the availability of many great and popular phones for great prices.  How great is that.

All Willy can say all about this is a great big 10-4

Good Things Coming For Willy and the Rednecks.

Willy knows what it takes to move men's minds in Arkansas away from the economy to what really matters.  Those things that matter are the things that are good and pure and wonderful about life.  Those are the things of the outdoors that are coming soon.

1. Dove season is coming in only a few days. - 
2. Bow hunting  - deer
3. Muzzle loading season - deer
4. Modern Gun season - deer
5. Duck hunting season coming soon
6. Great lakes - get that last summer boating in.
7. Great lakes - fishing all year long.
8. Great rivers - fishing all year long
9. Great rivers - canoeing, kayaking, - get the last summer trip in
10. Great lodges - Wilhelmenia, Degray - others

Great Arkansas.

10-4 Willy

Willy says Join Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hampton Hotels. All opinions are 100% mine.

How would you like to win a hotel for a weekend.  Yes, you and all of your friends could spend two nights at the Hampton Inn in the Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes. Well, what is this sweepstakes you ask?

Go to the website for this contest and sign up and you could be the winner of a two day stay at Hampton Inn for you and 100 of your friends.  Along with this you will receive $5,000 to help pay for other expense.  How much fun would that be.   Man, can I imagine how much fun my friends and I would have with a party like this.  It could be like a great fun time to catch up with old friends.  This could be like a big reunion.  That is it.  I could use this to have a class reunion for my high school.  There were about 50 people in my class and if they come along with their spouses this would be just about right.  How great would that be.  A gathering of friends at a great Hotel with little or no costs to the participants except getting there.  Count me in.

Well, here is what I think I will do.  I believe that I would encourage everyone to enter this contest especially all of my friends so that our chances of winning improve.  Everyone out there please go to this site and sign up for this and be sure to invite me if you win.  Don't worry about signing up because this sweepstakes is open to everyone, not just those that are Hilton Honors members or those that have previously stayed at a Hampton.

So what are you waiting for.  Get out there and get signed up.  Lets get this thing booked and let the party begin.
All I can say that is left is 10-4 - Hillbilly Willy.

Are You Ready

Are you Ready for some Football.  Willy is ready.  Willy is excited about the fact that the Razorbacks are looking like they are hot this season starting out at #17.

What do you think the Hawgs will do this year.  Do you think they can stick in there and get to use the hot hand of Ryan Mallett to the point of going all the way to number 1.  Can the Razorbacks and Petrino be the hottest team in America.10-4 Willy

Can the Razorbacks be #1 when it comes to the great end of the season.

Willy believes it is the year of the Hog. 

Help Charter Give Free Laptops to Schools

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Charter. All opinions are 100% mine.

Charter is a great company that has often had great promotions.  These promotions often are to reward customers potential customers for reviewing and or signing  up for Charter service.  It has not been unusual for Charter to have given away such things as a hybrid car, a Camaro, an HDTV-A-Day for an entire month, free laptops, XBox 360's and more.  How great is that as a reward for signing up for a great service. 

 What is Charter doing this time?  How about  a laptop-a-day giveaway !  Yes, Charter says that it is going to do this to give back to the community. This giveaway allows Charter to give you the chance to help your favorite school to start smart this fall with 50 new laptops!  As part of Charter’s back-to-school campaign, they are giving these 50 laptops away to two schools.

Wait, there is more.  There is the chance also for you to register for your own chance to win a laptop.


In the mean time you need to know that ordering any Charter service will automatically put you in the drawing for a chance to win and get up to $300 cash back. You can also register online with no purchase necessary.

But don't forget that the real opportunity mentioned here is the opportunity for parents and anyone else to nominate their local schools for this promotion.  You might also want to encourage your friends to vote for their school to win the 50 laptops by going to the website.  Schools need to be nominated by Aug. 12. There is a short nomination process at http://www.charter.com/laptop

What will Charter do?  They will  choose 50 finalists (based on the nomination stories submitted) and announce them on Aug. 16.

Please know that you can get this information and work through this process by visiting  Charter on Facebook


Charter will announce the two winning schools on Sept. 27th.



 

Lemon Pickers Wanted?

There was a job opening for a qualified Lemon Picker.
A Dear little lady applied for the job with high hopes of getting the position. In her job interview, the first question was mam what qualifications do you have as a lemon picker. She quickly rattled off the following qualifications:

1. I have been married three times and divorced three times.
2. I own a Toyota
3. I voted for Obama.

What better qualifications do you want.

She got the job!

10-4 Willy

Three Little Pigs

Willy runs into these every now and then that just make Willy laugh.  Those get passed on.  Forgive Willy if you have already seen it.

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THREE LITTLE PIGS
       When you ask a six year old a question, you never know what the answer will be!

 Proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

    A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, “…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'”

The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think the man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, “I think the man would have said, 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'”

The teacher had to leave the room.

Lilliputiens

Willy wants to know if their toys are inspired by Gulliver's Travels?  Why do you think that Willy might think that?  Well, the reason is that the company we are looking at this evening is a toy retailer who sells many things but one of the most predominant is products from Lilliputiens

Lilliputiens is a French toy manufacturer, which is producing quality toys for babies.  Ok.  Where does the story go from there.  Well, the link in this post takes you to a great looking web site which is written in some other language which I believe is German.   But now back to the web site.

The site shows great toys for the little ones.  The site shows things like little and neat stuffed animals, birds, bees and many other stuffed novelty items for babies.  The site appears to let you look at all of these and make excellent selections, if you can read what it says. 

I see farm animals, jungle animals, stuffed books with a place for a picture of the baby and most anything else in toys that you might want.

For the record this is a nice looking sight but strange that they would want me to promote it when I can't read it.

10-4 Willy

Vacation for Obama

Willy gets one vacation a year and Willy works hard for his living.  Willy gets to go to the river or maybe every few years Willy gets a good vacation to another state or so.  Willy has not gotten a vacation this year yet.  Willy wants to go on Vacation.

Willy gets mad when the President or the first lady get to go on Vacation every other week.  Mrs Obama and daughter just got back from Italy or somewhere and now they and the President are in Florida and then going to Martha's Vineyard.  

In the mean time the President makes remarks that makes the world believe that it is ok to put a mosque on or close to ground zero.  Mr. President - your brain must be on vacation.  This as Newt Gingrich says would like putting a Nazi Swatska or something next to the holocaust museum.  It is something that could be done but no one would think it is smart.

Mr. President you are not smart, you are simply on vacation on America's money.

10-4 Willy

Willy wants Charter on Demand

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Charter. All opinions are 100% mine.

Check out Charter On Demand home page.  It is there that you can find just about anything that you might want to watch on demand.  One of the great things that I have found that I like about on demand is that I no longer have to rush home or shorten my leisurely evening meal  to catch my favorite TV shows. This is because many of  the networks are placing their top shows On Demand the next day after the shows air. This means I can usually find in a short time any of the shows that I might have missed.  This means that shows like NBC's America's Got Talent and ABC's Castle are available for you to watch at the touch of the remote.  This allows me a much more convenient way to watch TV.

Did I mention Castle.  This is one of my favorite on Demand Shows.  The interaction between this great looking cop and this odd but interesting writer create a great TV show that I hate to miss.  That is the delight of on demand.  Most of the time any show such as this that I miss, I can find real soon and catch up and miss nothing.  How great is that.

Well, what more can be said about Charter on Demand or just Charter in particular.  You can, as stated, check them out on their regular page but you might want to know that you can interact with them and know that You will ‘Like’ their Facebook page as well.

And those are Willy's thoughts on this subject and hope you will check it out.   10-4 Willy

Willy and the Class Reunion

Willy went to his 40th class reunion this past weekend.  Willy had a great time and found that it was fun to renew old friends.

Willy graduated from class of 52 and 33 showed up at the reunion.  7 of class has passed.  This is not bad of a response for this class.   Willy believes most of this was due to social site Facebook which gave the class a chance to see many pictures and see the schedule and timing of everything prior to the big show.

Willy found that most of the folks had gotten older than Willy feels but probably not older than Willy looks.

One class member put together a 2 disc set of music from billboard hits of our high school years.  Lots of songs.  Willy found himself singing along today to 14 verses of Alice's Restaurant.

A good time was had by all.

10-4 Willy

Willy ready for Footaball

Willy is ready for Arkansas Football.  The hogs are starting practice on Thursday.

Soon after that we will know if Ryan Mallett's foot is ready. Can it take the wear and tear of everyday play.

After one week of playing in the heat, we will know a lot about the players. Heat will test and Petrino will extra test.


Willy says 10-4 and go Hogs.