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Things That Will Make You Say........

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Democrat or Republican

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in Favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other Words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the Lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to Higher
taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to Be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by Asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that She was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people She knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends,  because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey
doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are
Easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA,  and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The
Republican party.' If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.

Ammunition Is Getting Scarce

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"

Simple truths from the Duck Commander

10-4 Willy

Oscars and Duck Dynasty

Willy has watched the Oscar's red carpet for about 30 minutes now and there is something missing.

What is missing you ask Willie.   Duck Dynasty group is not there.   Guess they had trouble getting away from the Indy 500.

3 days and counting. 


10-4 Willy

PeachSuite Hotel Supply

 PeachSuite Hotel Supply is a great place for your needs in the way of Hotel Supply
It can especially be helpful if you need to buy Georgia Hotel Supplies Online
or if you need to buy Hotel Bar Supplies.

So there! You have everything that Willy knows about buying hotel supplies form Peach Suite.   What do you need.  Do you need this type of supplies or do you or any of Willy's Redneck friends need anything that you can get from this place.  If so, you need to check it out.

Anybody over there looking yet.  Anybody bought anything yet?

That is Willy's Thoughts today.  What do you think might be Willy's thoughts tomorrow.  It will depend if Willy is needing Hotel Bar Supplies or if Willy is needing something else. 

So, again Willy asks again.  What do you need?  Do you need something that this place can supply or do you need something else?

10-4 Willy