Friday, November 14, 2014


• Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

Congress is CLUELESS,

And our President is WORTHLESS !

I'm scared - sh**less


Friday, November 07, 2014

Will's Friday Thought

Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige,
but on relationships with people we like and respect. Remember that while

10-4 Willy

Saturday, November 01, 2014


Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.

As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." 

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the  window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice  asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." 

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two are left.

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid! 

10-4 Willy

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

 1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning in here.”

 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

 4. My father taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I've told you a million times; don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . "Stop acting like your father!"

 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You're going to get it from your father when he gets home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you’re cold?"

20. My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE . “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

26. My mother taught me about GARDENING. “Your ears are so dirty you could grow a corn patch in there

This is for the over 60 crowd because the younger ones wouldn’t believe we truly were told these "EXACT" words by our parents

10-4 Willy

Friday, October 17, 2014

Old But Useful

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership
to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but

sometimes it can be fun.

19-4 Willy

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Never Assume!

His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper
photographer quickly used his mobile phone to
call the Townsville airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,
and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane
into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed
the pilot, 'Fly over Mount Stuart and make
low passes so I can take pictures
of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for the Bulletin'
he responded,' and I need to get
some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment,
finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me,
is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?'

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Bahama Breeze Summer Beach Bash - Bad Baby!

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Bahama Breeze for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

 photo ScreenShot2014-06-18at15323PM_zps5da5b1a6.png
Follow Willy on over to Bahama Breeze this summer to celebrate good times.  Of course there is always a good time to be had at Bahama Breeze but it can be especially fun starting June 23 through August 3 when they fire up the summer fun with a brand new event called  Bahama Breeze Summer Beach Bash

Bahama Breeze will be featuring live music with  the sounds of the Islands.  Relax with Willy as they introduce their new signature cocktail, the Bahama Breeze Ultimate Pineapple. Do like Willy will do and grab your friends and check out Summer Beach Bash. Willy will be their enjoying his favorite cocktail.  Willy might even try this new Ultimate Pineapple drink.  They call it the must have frozen drink of the summer served in a fresh cut pineapple!

Make sure and hang around with Willy and be their on Saturday when they turn up the live music and bring out a mojito bar. (Willy has to hang around and see that.)  Willy will choose Willy's favorite fruit, Willy's favorite rum, and then try to watch their bartenders muddle the perfect summer cocktail .

Remember that Willy is always looking for a good time and “Bahama Breeze is the summer destination for good times'  That means that there will be fun, drinks, girls, music and something to remember.

Willy also found out that all of his buddies need to come to Bahama Breeze and create a selfie. Everyone that attends  the Summer Beach Bash, can participate in the “Instagram Selfie Contest”. All you have to do is share a creative selfie of themselves enjoying their time at the Summer Beach Bash and use the hashtag #MyBBSelfie and they will be entered for a chance to win a $25 Bahama Breeze gift card!  A creative selfie with Willy would probably win that one.

So all you Hillbilly Willy friends need to run over to your local Bahama Breeze between now and August 3rd to experience The Summer Beach Bash.  Willy will be hanging out in Memphis.  #SummerBeachBash  #ad

Visit Sponsor's Site

Posted by Cecil Oursbourn on Jul 08, 2014