Saturday, April 28, 2007

Willy's Cell Phone

Willy was out at the local "Hillbilly Possum Grit Grill and Cantina" today and was just relaxing and enjoying a lunch outing with the little wife and daughter. The Cantina was especially crowded today and its a little small to start with to handle the crowds that like to congregate there on Saturdays.

Well, it was then and there that Willy decided he needed to go home and practice using all of the things that were on his cell phone. Cause you see Willy had already come to the conclusion that this new fangled toy was more than just something to talk on. Cause you see, Willy's skills with his cell phone consist of dialing a number and talking or opening it up and talking when it rings.

Willy done set there today and watched about 18 people doing other things than talking on their cell phone. It appears that everyone under 30 had a cell phone and was typing to each other on it. Well during the meal Willy's daughter even sent a text message to her tournament fishing husband to ask how many fish he had caught. Willy even thinks that the two college kids sitting in the same booth across from the little family was talking to each other by texting on their cell phones - maybe they were undercover agents and couldn't say anything out loud that others might here.

Well, across the way Willy done seen another man pull out his cell phone and start to calculate his ticket that he believed that Juanita (beautiful waitress at the Cantina) had calculated wrong. Willy believes that if the guy thought it was wrong he would probably use the email on his phone to contact his accountant to check it out for him.

Well, Willy done sees another young girl waiting on a table and she had ear plugs in her ear and had a little wiggle to her step. Willy done thinks she might have one of them IPOD things with all of the music. But oh no! Her music machine done started ringing and she began to talk through this "blue tooth" thing stuck in her ear. (And Willy thought a "Blue Tooth was something from a blue monster or something). What else can you do on these cell phones that Willy has to learn.

Well, next thing you know, a middle aged man that knows that Willy is such a celebrity at the Cantina that he steps up and asks if he can take his picture with Willy. Well, Willy done takes off his sun glasses and straightens up his hat a little to pose for the picture. Then the man hands his cell phone to his wife. Willy done says - I aint got time for you to call the photographer, Willy has to get home and take his nap you know. Well, the man informs Willy that he is using the Cell phone to take the picture. When he gets through, he is going to send the picture in an email to the local "Ozark Hillbilly Gazette" cause he wants his picture to show up this week in the society page for everyone to see.

Well, this is getting tough. Willy done knows how to talk on the phone but now Willy has to learn to email, Text, send pictures and nobody knows what else he may have to figure out.

Then along comes the lady that says she is big into "YouTube" Well, Willy done heard about that internet site. He done watched some "Arkansas Razorback" footage on that site. One even had Houston Nutt using his cell phone to text message someone. (Willy done thinks thats gret that a head football coach done learned how to really use that text message thing for a good cause, especially right before kickoff of a bowl game.) Well, the little lady thought that Willy could sing good and she wanted to video this and put it on YouTube. Wonder if any one will look at it over there.

Willy done think this cell phone thing is done to much overwhelming. Willy believes that it has gone to far when he sees what he saw about a week ago at a concert. Willy was done sitting behind this young man and girl when they began to kiss with great passion. The little lady had one arm around the boy, both hands around his neck, the cell phone perched behind his head in one hand. With her thumb on her right hand she preceded to type at least 40 words a minute to her girlfriend about how good the concert was.

Willy enjoyed the concert too. Willy believes he is going to stick to talking on the cell phone for now. Hello! How do you work this thing!


10-4 Willy

Vonage Might be Willy's Choice

Hillbilly Willy is ahead of his times when it comes to knowing about this VoIP stuff. Willy done knows that stands for voice over IP network. This is a fancy way for saying that inovative companies like Vonage have perfected the way to use your todays technology to create a better and cheaper way to talk over the telephone.

Willy, hard to believe, a few years ago was VP of technology for a company and Willy done had this computer geek that always wanted to try to get the company to go VoIP all the time. Well at that time there were not great people like Vonage around and it wasn't quite the thing it is now.

Willy done knows that this Vonage company has this going now very well. The Vonage website that you can get to by clicking on one of these links will tell you what you need to know about this great idea. On their site at Vonage you can see what real customers think about the service and how it might work for you.

Willy done thinks that after reading all of the reviews, the news and information from the Vonage site that he might just think about signing up for this service. Heck you never know when Willy might need to call a take out order down at the "Hillbilly Possum Grits Grill and Cantina" Man some possum would be good right now!

Check it out!

10-4 Willy

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New Dog in the Family!

Willy realizes that with added family, through marriages etc comes new added family beside just son - in - laws.

Along with good Son - in - Laws also sometimes new pets!

This is Bo - joined the family over a month ago! Willy finds he is fun to play with, the little wife thinks he is cute as he can be.

Sometimes he is a little wired up!

But Willy says - What the Hey! - He is a Pup.

Golden Labrador

Willy & Bid4prizes - Yes! I Can Win!

Willy done found him a great place to Bid for stuff and looks like I could win! Willy's new found site is bid4prizes. Willy can't believe that this site lets you bid4prizes, yes bid on cool products, but the new twist on bid4prizes is that the LOWEST UNIQUE bidder actually wins the auction!.

But Willy's question is if you win one of these great prizes form bid4prizes, what would you do with it. Willy done thinks this is such a unique site that if Willy won a great prize from bid4prizes site, Willy might just give it to Juanita down at the "Possum Grits, Grill and Redneck Cantina". Willy, ain't so sure about that though. The little wife might think that this is a little too much of a tip for little ole Juanita. Cause you know, all she does is serve the food.

Or if Willy won a price from bid4prizes he might just give it to the local charity, "Rednecks for a Peaceful Life"

Well, again all Willy can say is that, Willy don't understand exactly how they can do what they do, but Will believes that everybody should go to the web site of bid4prizes and take a look. Willy thinks this might be one of the neatest ideas to come to the hill country web connections in a long time.

Also Willy knows that even though he gets a little redneck bucks for mentioning this site, Willy wouldn't mention it if he hasn't gone there and thinks it might be a good idea.

Check out bid4prizes.

Willy not responsible for any costs involved with this website.

10-4 Willy

Friday, April 27, 2007

Gasoline Crisis


Garfield on the Gas Crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
are located in
Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions ???

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Willy and the Ungrateful Kid!

Well, Willy on behalf of his big company done had the opportunity to do some community give back stuff. The local community people was giving a all day demonstration for the local school kids to learn about agriculture.

Well, Willy on behalf of his company, done turned into the one person committee in charge of feeding all of the volunteers --about 150 in all. The volunteers consisted of 80 year olds down to about 12 year olds. This one person committee idea worked well as far as the thinking, organizing and planning. Willy did it like he wanted to, asked no one their ideas and bought what he wanted to. Problem was that when it came to the cooking and cleaning up, Willy done had that by himself also.

Well, all went well most of the day. Willy done fed all of the volunteers donuts at 7:30 in the morning, had water available all day long for the thirsty ones and fed hot dogs, chips and drinks at lunch.

Well, the thinking part of the drinks is where Willy done had him a slight problem. You see when Willy did his shopping at the Big Walmart store, they had cokes, diet cokes, water and sprite. There was not a Mt Dew in the place. Willy thinks this is all right.

Willy found, however, from a young 12 year old man that quote "suggestion for next year Mr. Willy" (He was respectful and called me Mr.) you got to have Mt Dew and Dr. Pepper cause that is what us young folks like to drink.

Willy sometimes gets a little upset when a young upstart done starts to tell Willy what he done wrong. You see, Willy done had about 149 people done tell him how great the donuts was, how wonderful them Petit Jean Hot dogs was and how cold the water was. By that time Willy's head was beginning to tell Willy how great of a planner, thinker and organizer he was.

So why then did the 150th volunteer, the young 12 year old, have to give Willy a little constructive criticism. Willy done think he got a hold of a young ungrateful kid!

Willy done got mad and under his breath done talked about how bad America's kids were. Didn't this smart kid done know how hard Willy had done worked. Willy done want to know why the kids of today are so terrible.



10-4 Willy

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Cowboy Code

Hillbilly Willy ain't real good at Riding and Roping, But Willy is a believer in:

The Cowboy Code

1. A cowboy always tells the truth and keeps his word.

2. A cowboy is a Patriot and stands for Truth, Justice and the American way.

3. A cowboy never betrays a trust or takes advantage.

4. A cowboy is brave, but never careless.

5. A cowboy defends the weak and helps them.

6. A cowboy is kind to children, old folks, and to animals.

7. A cowboy is free from racial and religious prejudice.

8. A cowboy is clean about his person and in thought, word, and deed.

9. A cowboy is loyal, hard working and maintains a high ethic.

10. A cowboy is thankful for what God has given him.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Willy going to take up Golf!

Willy done believes there is something wrong. Willy hunts good, is a good fisherman, takes care of the little lady, but Willy don't make as much money as someone who chases a little white ball around the pasture.

Look what golf can build!

Tiger Wood's New Home
10-4 Willy

Pledge of Allegiance!

New Pledge of Allegiance!

Since the Pledge of Allegiance


The Lord's Prayer

are not allowed in most

public schools anymore

Because the word "God" is mentioned....

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached

NEW School prayer.

I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the Rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.


It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

When I die; My soul please take!


Lord Please Bless the Students and Families of Virginia Tech ."

Breaking News ! Don Imus & Anna Nicole Smith!

What do these two people have in Common?

They are both old news and both are history - News Media - Give it up!

Monday, April 16, 2007

Willy and the Cell Phone - You Need to Hear Me Now!

Willy done knows that by now if he don't have the best of all cell phones, Willy ain't nobody. Willy found out that the best cell phones on the market today are available when he gets his phone from

Willy done surfed out to to look at their cell phones and Willy done found that with his plan he can get things like the great BlackberryPearl w/myFaves for almost no price at all. Wow, Willy gets excited talking about all of these cell phones. Just about every cell phone offered at is a great price and most of them are free.

Just think if Willy gets him one of those Blackberry phones , free at checkout with no rebates, Willy can text in his Possum order down at the "Hillbilly Possum Grit Grill and Cantina" Willy will become the cell phone king in Hillbilly Holler.

Willy still can't get over the great deals that are available at , even them great RAZRs are available at their site. You can't beat that type of deal with a dead skunks tail even after it has been defumed.

Another great thing about this is the Wirefly 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
If you rder any cell phone, PDA/Smartphone, or wireless PC card with a new wireless service plan. and you decide taht you don't like it, Wirefly will swap it for another model OR refund 100% of your purchase price. Willy says that is the best Way to Try a Cell Phone
Make and receive calls to your little hillbilly mama. See how she sounds on the phone. See how the phone feels in your hands. Check out the reception in your own area of the hills. Willy says you can't do that in any retail store.

And to beat that they say they give free Return Shipping. Every shipment includes a postage-paid return label. To return your phone, simply call for a Return Authorization number, write it on the return label, and ship it back at no cost to you.

Willy says - How can you beat all of that. Great Plans, Great Service, Great Phones, Great Company, Great food down at the Possum Grit Bar and Cantina, a great little wife, Great hunting in the woods. Woops!! Willy done got carried away.

What Willy really needs to say is that even though he gets a little compensation for writing about these cell phones, he believes that this is probably a pretty good company and website to deal with.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Old Country Music Clips

What is hillbilly music without the jukebox? Or the radio if you want to step back in time a bit. And you're wondering what some of these folks and groups sounded like way back when. Well, here you are: Thanks to Hillbilly Music.Dowt.Com

Hillbilly Juke Box -

I'm Going West to Texas - Patsy Montana

Feudin' & Fightin ' Rex Allen Sr.

Idaho Ho! - Ken Curtis

10-4 Willy

Willy Says Cover that Boat!

Willy done knows that if he is going to have a nice boat such as a big Bayliner that it is necessary to have bayliner boat covers to keep this expensive thing looking like new. You can find this type of great cover at boat covers advice. Willy done noticed in his net surfing today that these great folks have boat covers and information about boat covers for all kinds of boats.

Willy done knows his neighbor down at the "Hillbilly Possom Grit Cantina and Diner" done got him a pontoon boat. Well these folks have a pontoon boat cover for his boat too. Willy says that that is good because Willy's buddy done loves his pontoon boat and he wants to keep it looking great, but he is always complaining about the fact that cleaning, repairs and maintenance are taking up far too much of his time and money. That is where a good cover can make him a big difference. Keeping out the water, dirt and all that harmful sun means my buddy ain't calling on Willy to help scrub the boat before going to the lake.

Willy also found out if all of that dont work, then Willy can have his buddy special order a boat cover to meet his needs. Willy done knows that if it has to do with boat covers that a person needs to get on the internet and go to . Looks like a great place to get the boat cover that you need.

And as Always - Willy don't write about something that he don't think is a good idea even though he may get a small compensation for the info.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

AimPromote May Lead Willy to Financial Freedom

I know it is hard to believe but Willy has a real job that he works to make real money everyday. Willy has to make sales in his real job. Willy done found that it is better to have a good lead management system that it is to use Billy Bob down at the "Redneck Possom Grit Grill and Cantina". Even though Billy Bob knows everyone in three counties he still has a problem providing the information that a good lead management system can provide.

This is where Willy done checked out On-Demand Lead Management on the internet.
They help you treamline your sales process and exponentially improve your marketing effectiveness. (Wow - them are big words for Willy) This company -AIMpromote gives you real-time reports on how well each of your advertising campaigns is working, and how well each of your sales representatives are performing.

What more could you ask for from a lead management system.

This lead management system claims that there is no other end-to end, closed-loop lead management software available at any price-point.

Willy done thinks that he may check this out and see if it works for his sales leads. Because Willy done understands that other sales lead management applications start tracking at the point of lead generation, but AIMpromote provides you with the actual web site visitor or advertising campaign that generated the lead. This is the only way to know which of your marketing dollars is being used most effectively. And Willy needs to know.

And as always Willy says that even though he gets a few bucks for mentioning this type of product, he wouldn't mention them if he didn't think it might be a good idea.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Maxine On Immigration

I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough.

No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.

It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close.

Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP

I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA!


Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!!

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????

Think about it!


It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!


10-4 WILLY

Celebrate Easter

Willy done knows that tomorrow is Easter Sunday! What a great day. A day that all Christians can truly acknowledge to the world their belief in Christ. The fact that Christ, without sin, took on the sins of the world and died that we might have life everlasting.
John 14:2-6 (King James Version)

In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know.

Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way?

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


If we would acknowledge Christ each day in the real world like we acknowledge Christ by attending Church on Easter Sunday - What a difference it would make.

Take a look at this Flash presentation of Crucifixion. Click Here

10-4 Willy

Willy says Rednecks with Drug Problems - Get Help!

People who have a drug or alchol problem need desperately to seek out a drug treatment program. Choosing a drug treatment or drug rehabilitation and treatment program can be very difficult. The drug rehab referral service that I discovered on the internet seems to be a very good one. It says its service is designed to assist the individual in finding the best treatment that might be possible for their individual situation. They are not interested in drug treatment that is a one size fits all.

They offer at no cost to the individual, treatment program inforamtion for treatmetn and recovery from drug and alcohol addictions.

Their services are more directed at assisting the individual in sorting through the thousands of drug rehabilitation treatment programs and facilities that are available. Their goal is to help the individual and their family to select the most effective treatment for that will help them and their loved ones.

I have known people who have used services such as this and it has helped them change their lives.

It might be noted that these types of services are very good and that even though I might get a small compensation for writing this review - it is a good thing to get help if you have a problem.

1o-4 Willy

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Mold in the House? Don't Call Willy

Willy done surfing the internet looking for someone to take care of mold in a neighbors house. Willy ran on to lots of companies but the best he found is a New Jersey Mold Company

This company also does PA Mold Testing . They undoubtly have a great New Jersey Mold Inspector who can check it all out. Well Willy digress again cause Willys mission was to find a local company that could take mold out of the neighbors house.

Well when Willy didn't find a local company he just decided to go on down to the "Hillbilly Possum Grill and Cantina" and see the neighbor to tell him Willys findings. All Willy could do is give him the web address to the New Jersey Mold Company . At least this way the neighbor could call someone with lots of knowledge.

How far is it anyway from New Jersey to Arkansas?

10-4 Willy

Tom Tancredo for President

Willy says Thanks to Texas Fred for turning Willy on to this Cat. Had not heard of him before. Willy believes he likes him and may endorse him for President!

Immigration issues

Tancredo is perhaps best known for his fight against illegal immigration. According to his supporters, he represents the majority of American citizens, who support strict enforcement of current U.S immigration laws. In May 1999, Tancredo founded the Congressional Immigration Reform Caucus. He served as its Chairman until January 2007, handing the chairmanship over to Brian Bilbray. ([2]) Tancredo's outspoken advocacy for immigration reform, particularly his criticism of President George W. Bush's border security controls, has made him persona non grata in the White House.

He has received press attention for seeking the deportation of individual illegal immigrant families, such as that of Jesus Apodaca, a high school honor student who publicly complained about having to pay the out-of-state tuition rate at the University of Colorado at Denver, despite being raised in the state, because his family immigrated illegally.[10][11]

Congressman Tancredo also criticized the Denver Public Library system for catering to Spanish-speakers through reading materials and offering space for classes. Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper responded to the mistakes in Tancredo's information and reiterated the intent of the library, copying the system's local congresswoman Diana DeGette on the letter.[12]

Tancredo also received negative publicity when the Denver Post reported that two illegal immigrants were among the crew hired to remodel the congressman's basement. Tancredo defended himself by saying that he never asked about their immigration status.[13][14]

Tancredo and Bush's political adviser, Karl Rove, got into a "screaming match" after Tancredo claimed that "if the nation suffered another attack at the hands of terrorists able to skirt immigration laws, the blood of the people killed" would be on the president’s and Congress’s hands. Rove responded by calling the congressman "a traitor to the party" and "a traitor to the president," and warned him to never "darken the doorstep of the White House." Tancredo responded that "the president’s position on immigration is going to hurt [him]. I want the president to win [the 2004 election]. I am not doing any of these things or saying any of these things because I want to hurt the Republican Party or the president" [15]. National Review's David Frum wrote that "[n]o issue, not one, threatens to do more damage to the Republican coalition than immigration" [16]which many say explains in part Rove's sensitivity to Tancredo's criticism

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Willy Sells with Video Marketing from

Willy was out surfing the internet and found this site called This is an awsome site for a classified listing service. It is geared towards user-generated video marketing. makes video marketing easily and widely accessible by all. And Willy says Wow! Free to the public. This kind of freedom on gives Willy the power that used to be reserved for high-volume sales and big time marketing budgets like the "redneck possum grill and canitina" would have. Now all of Willy's redneck buddies can have video marketing just like the big boys. makes this type of marketing easily accessible and easy to use.

This could bring real marketing opportunities to the small business owner, the single mom with clothes to sell, someone with a trailer house full of furniture to sell. Yep- has made this type of really redneck cool ability to everyone.

Willy done seen where he can even give one of them virtual tours with

Willy done going to be the marketing man in the trailer park with the great features from

Willy likes this type of marketing and thinks that you will to.

Willy some times gets a little pay for the mention of products. But as always, Willy wouldnt mention them if he did'nt think it might be a good idea.

10-4 Willy

Monday, April 02, 2007

Brooks & Dunn - Hillbilly Deluxe

Willy done likes country music. Willy thinks its great when a couple of good ole country boys like Brooks and Dunn come out with a cd with part of Willy's name.

They are saying that with 'Hillbilly Deluxe,' Brooks & Dunn continue their strong honky tonk heritage. It is an album full of good country music, the kind you find in the local country bar. The album is solid and one that any country fan would enjoy in their collection.

Brooks & Dunn - Hillbilly Deluxe

Willy says 10-4.

Willy - Back Pain and the New York Chiropractor

Willy done been thinking about a trip to New York City. With all that traveling Willy done knows that Willys lower back is going to hurt. Willy done looked up a New York Chiropractor to take care of Willy's back. Wow! How do you think a good New York Chiropractor will feel when a good Hillbilly Redneck walks in.

Willy might have to show this New York Chiropractor how to take care of this lower back pain like Jake does down at the local "Redneck Possum Grill and Cantina". But after looking at the website for this New York Chiropractor Willy believes this Chiropractor might already know how to do even more tricks that Jake.

Well, Willy done hopes that there is compensation in this small announcement about wanting to go to a New York Chiropractor but Willy done knows that without a good Chiropractor around. Willy might not be able to work with this bad back.

Well - 10-4 Willy