Friday, September 20, 2013

Buford and Bubba

Buford and Bubba, two Alabama boys, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead, Buford. It's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Buford said. "We'll just finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Buford.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on his forehead When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Buford. "We's on the patch!"

and Willy says 10-4.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Its county fair time in Arkansas

Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.

Only the animal knows.

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Harvest in Arkansas

The Good Book says you so and you reap.

It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.

It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.