Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Fall in Arkansas is what Willy likes. Take this drone flight through a famous for its colors cemetery in Harrison, Arkansas........10-4 Willy

Maplewood Cemetery-Harrison Arkansas from Tim Donar on Vimeo.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Don't Mess With a Senior Citizen


A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, Sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis" he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!

10-4 Willy

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Please Keep me awake!

Willy is spending the night with Mrs Willy in a place that costs as much as a five star hotel.

Only problem is that room service comes every hour and the meals suck.

Get us out of here!

10-4
Willy

Friday, October 25, 2013

How the Yankees Won the War

One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.

The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.

"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.

When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That evening after the game, when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train, the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom, and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "ticket please."

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war

Monday, October 21, 2013

Arkansas Razorbacks

The team that was........Alabama killed hogs on Saturday.  Pork to be eaten next week.  

Willy just hopes that the Hogs can win their bye week.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Comedy Plus

Thanks to Sandee at Comedy Plus for this.  Willy thinks it needs to be forwarded.


Debt Ceiling

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our government's reckless fiscal policies.

Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better." ~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006

Credit: Snopes.com
Image Credit: United States Senate

 

 

Friday, September 20, 2013

Buford and Bubba



Buford and Bubba, two Alabama boys, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead, Buford. It's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Buford said. "We'll just finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Buford.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on his forehead When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Buford. "We's on the patch!"

and Willy says 10-4.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Its county fair time in Arkansas

Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.

Only the animal knows.

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Harvest in Arkansas

The Good Book says you so and you reap.

It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.

It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Alwaysb see the big picture

Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy

 

"Always See The Big Picture"


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look

Towards sky, what you see? '



'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."

 

 

Friday, August 09, 2013

NO COPS AVAILABLE!

Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn. 
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Willy and the Grandson

Willy just had the 1 year old grandson over for the weekend.  This is the one and only grandkid and it is wonderful as everyone says.

Willy however, is worn out!   Hi is walking and goes everywhere.  He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.

He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it.  He realizes that and uses this to his advantage.  When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.

He is precious.  


10-4- Willy

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Where O Where has Tiger Gone.

Phil Mickelson wins and Tiger does not even come close.  What has happened to Tiger.  For a man who wins more than 20 percent of his career starts, going 0-for-17 is like Ted Williams going 0-for-100 – it isn't supposed to happen. Yet, after finishing five shots behind Phil Mickelson in Scotland, that's where Woods is at.

Will Tiger be back.  Will Tiger win another major.  Will Tiger cheat on his girlfriend.  Almost all of these are a certain thing.  


That is Willy's thoughts for today. 

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Willy Needs to Post

Willy has been slacking lately and needs to get back in the habit of posting on a regular basis.  So what does Willy need to post about.  Willy is a little bit boring these days.

Well, what does a Hillbilly know today that is important to the world.  Maybe Johnny football.   Why does he have free reign to go anywhere and do anything that he wants to do.  Why would someone with such talent get drunk and hungover and pull out of a football camp that was important to him and the coaches of Texas A & M.  

Why?  Because he is an idiot.

But he has some hot chicks around him.  Does he qualify for a Hilllbilly!

Only if he shares his hot babes.

10-4 Willy

Monday, June 17, 2013

Build a Joke - Help Willy

Comment and add to the joke - this is Willy's version of Build a Joke...



A Blonde, a cowboy and a lawyer were sitting in a bar.   

The Cowboy said to the blonde..How do y'all like my boots and ...











Friday, June 14, 2013

PUPPY LOVE


This photo almost made Willy cry!
Willy receives lots of wonderful photos of dogs, cats, and other adorable animals.

And Willy always like to forward the cute ones.

This one is especially touching.

Please, don't get misty-eyed on me.


Sunday, June 02, 2013

Where is Willy's Bed

Willy started to go to bed tonight and found that Mrs Willy done moved the
bed outside.

I wonder where the dog will sleep tonight. She sure ain't going to sleep at
the foot of the bed. That dog ain't spent a night outside in her life.

Well, life goes on.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Hillbilly willies cell phone checking out the country

Willie is out in the country today with a cell phone in hand and is checking out what the cell phone sees.

Here's an interesting thought this barn has seen a better hay day.

Or should really be saying as the next picture shows this is quite a hay day!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Monday, April 01, 2013

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Democrat or Republican


A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in Favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other Words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the Lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to Higher
taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to Be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by Asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that She was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people She knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends,  because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey
doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are
Easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA,  and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The
Republican party.' If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Ammunition Is Getting Scarce




This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Oscars and Duck Dynasty

Willy has watched the Oscar's red carpet for about 30 minutes now and there is something missing.

What is missing you ask Willie.   Duck Dynasty group is not there.   Guess they had trouble getting away from the Indy 500.

3 days and counting. 


10-4 Willy

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

PeachSuite Hotel Supply

 PeachSuite Hotel Supply is a great place for your needs in the way of Hotel Supply
It can especially be helpful if you need to buy Georgia Hotel Supplies Online
or if you need to buy Hotel Bar Supplies.

So there! You have everything that Willy knows about buying hotel supplies form Peach Suite.   What do you need.  Do you need this type of supplies or do you or any of Willy's Redneck friends need anything that you can get from this place.  If so, you need to check it out.

Anybody over there looking yet.  Anybody bought anything yet?

That is Willy's Thoughts today.  What do you think might be Willy's thoughts tomorrow.  It will depend if Willy is needing Hotel Bar Supplies or if Willy is needing something else. 

So, again Willy asks again.  What do you need?  Do you need something that this place can supply or do you need something else?

10-4 Willy

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Super Bowl food or game!

the Superbowl is here and Willie doesn't know
is he watching for the game or is he watching for the show

will the food be nachos or will it be beans

whatever it is won't keep Willy lean

Will beyonce lip sync or will it be live our life is full of this important stuff.

okay it does not rhyme but it tells what Willie thinks

10 - 4 Willie

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Where To Put President #44


 
Where, oh where --  to put Obama's picture. 

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!


Abe Lincoln,  honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time!


Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!


Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans !


Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!


Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution.


Finally, we have someone to put on the food  stamp!!!

Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this
is an "honor"  he richly deserves.  

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