Sunday, August 31, 2008

Hurricanes, the Coast, Tax Dollars?

It ain't like Willy don't have compassion or anything like that but in a conversation with Juanita down at the diner we got a little heated when Willy suggested that maybe all of these folks that live in major hurricane and flooding tendency coasted areas might want to move permanently.

Willy is tired of the whole world shutting down and millions of Willy's tax dollars (Willy does pay taxes) getting spent every couple of years to help evacuate, clean up, fix up and buy trailers that sit in Hope Arkansas with Asbestos in them for all of these folks that keep moving back in so that they can get flooded or blown out every three or four years.

New Orleans is below sea level - heck move somewhere that is above sea level and you want have near as much problem.

Willy could clue the US in on the fact for the money spent during Katrina, Rita, Gustav and any other name of hurricane out there could have built some real nice cities somewhere where the land dont flood and the hurricanes don't rip the walls down.

It ain't like Willy don't have compassion - It is sometimes that the redneck comes out in Willy and he just don't always understand.

Guess it would be different if Willy wanted to live in New Orleans instead of the beautiful hill country of the Ozarks of Arkansas.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Willy gets Award!

Willy recently received the "I LOVE YOUR BLOG AWARD"

The rules of the award are:
1. The winner can put the logo on his/her blog.
2. Link the person you received your award from.
3. Nominate at least 7 other blogs.
4. Put links of those blogs on yours.
5. Leave a message on the blogs that you’ve nominated.

Well, Willy ain't much on awards - cause Juanita down at the diner makes fun of Willy and wants to know if those folks really "love Willy" or do they just feel sorry for Willy.

Well, the Natural State Hawg has given Willy an award and here it is. Willy is supposed to pass this own to seven others but Willy is afraid he will make someone mad!

So Willy may think about this a while before it gets moved on from here.

Thanks Hawg for the award

Hillbilly Willy says Only in America!

Willy knows that only in America can you have the following in the Presidential Race!

A black man named Hussein
A POW named McCain
An idiot hot head named Joe Biden
A beauty queen named Sarah Palin

Can you tell them apart from their pictures?

10-4 Willy

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Convention Poetry (meager attempt)

The convention is over
It all has been said.
If Obama is elected
the next four years I will dread.

Hillary spoke and it sounded great
She knew for her
It was now too late.
She spoke of her daughter
and of her great life.
She never spoke of being a wife.

Bill spoke too
and said it just right
Obama would be a great leader
is what Bill said that night.

Lies and tall tales were all abound
Everyone promising
and making great sound.

Hillbilly Willy still says with a strain
He hopes Hussein Obama can't fly a plane.
It scares Willy to death you know
Obama's background -
We need to move forward real slow.

We soon have to go
to vote our voice
Obama scares Willy
McCain is the Choice.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Willy believes you have all probably heard the black preacher that was against Obama and in preaching - (You tube) would yell Obama! Obama!

Well, he was resurrected last night in the way of Ted Kennedy but this time he was praising Obama not ridiculing him.

Still sounded ridiculous!


Lemons to Lemonade with Lemon Law Lawyers!

Have you ever had that vehicle or that product that just never performed like they said it would?

Have you had that vehicle or other product that seemed like you had it in the shop more than you used it?

If so you need to get some Lemon Law information. If you live in California you would want to check out the California Lemon Laws. These would tell you exactly what you could expect in the state of California. But suppose you live in another state. What do you do then. Well you go straight to this site that gives you the Lemon Law statutes by state.

How convenient is that. It then might even refer you to that special attorney that could help you get what you deserve from or for that lemon. Don't take it any longer. Do something about it.

Check out the site linked in this post. Here is what they say about themselves:

With decades of combined experience and countless cases handled successfully, the attorneys of Consumer Law Partners are the best option for consumers seeking to protect their rights against vehicle manufacturers in California. We are a law firm that specializes in the California Lemon Law; the experience and knowledge we have gained translates into success where others fail. Also, rest assured that your case will be handled by an attorney and not an assistant or paralegal.

But again, if your case is not in California - don't panic. They have links to other states laws and surely you will be pointed to the right attorney!

Here is what they say about the Lemon laws in California:

In California, the Lemon Law is set up so that the purchaser of a vehicle can seek a refund or replacement of their vehicle so long as the vehicle has:

* Been taken in for service on four (4) or more occasions for a defect that substantially impairs the use or value of the vehicle;
* Been taken in for service on two (2) or more occasions for a defect that is likely to cause serious injury or death; or
* Been in service for thirty (30) or more cumulative calendar days.

If any one of the above requirements is met, it creates a legal presumption that the vehicle is a lemon, and you may be entitled to one of two options, at your choice:

1. A new vehicle, which is the same, or similar to the one you own and a refund for miscellaneous costs associated with the vehicle (towing, rentals, etc...);

2. A complete refund, including tax, license, registration, miscellaneous costs associated with the vehicle (towing, rentals, etc...), and all the payments made on the vehicle.

Both of these are subject to a mileage offset, which is calculated according to a set formula we will be happy to explain to you.

So Willy likes to refer back to the old saying that says - if life gives you lemons - make lemonade. Well, that is what these lawyers can help you do. If you get a lemon - they can turn it into sweet lemonade where you get paid and all turns out well.

Check out their site and their testimonies.

10-4 Willy

Razorbacks - ready to play?

The Arkansas Razorbacks play a high school university in Illinois this coming Saturday.

Hopefully Bobby Petrino has what he has ready to play. This small college has a lot of starters back and if the Hogs are not ready - they may eat our lunch.

Tommy Smith, David Bazzle and Bruce James think it will be a fairly big blow out by the hogs. Can they do it.

Saturday will tell - Where is Darren McFadden when you need him. Come back Felix Jones, come back Peyton Hillis, come back Marcus Monk. Oh well they are gone - lets move on!

10-4 Willy

Could you use a new laptop? -- 30 Days, 30 Laptops, 30 Winners

Have you heard about the great Charter Laptop-a-Day Giveaway? If you haven't and you live where you can use their service you need to jump on this deal. Charter is really giving a laptop a day starting soon. Read below for the details.

What is the deal you ask? Well the deal is this. If you order any Charter Communications service online you will be automatically entered to win one of 30 HP Compaq Presario C770US Laptops! Each one of those laptops is worth over a $600. Where else can you get that type of a deal?

The first winner will be announced in just a few days on Sept. 1st. Plus all online orders right now also receive a Shell gas card valued up to $100. A new computer and a gas card -- Sweet!

What does Charter have to offer. Well this page will allow visitors to buy one of three great Charter services online –

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Is this an amazing Back to School Deal or what!

Here are the details on the computer:

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You need High Speed anyway, Why not get a Gas Card and a chance to win what you really WANT this year – a new laptop!

Willy can't imagine anyone that is qualified to pass up this type of deal. Why don't you check it out now and see if you can't be a winner. Winning is all in trying - Don't try and you sure wont win.

10-4 Willy
Sponsored by Charter Communications

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama - John McCain - Who Scares you the least?

Willy agrees with the Hawg over at The Natural State Hawg when it comes to the idea that we really don't have anybody running that is worth a hoot in this coming Presidential election.

The question that Willy has to ask in this election is WHO SCARES WILLY THE LEAST!

The answer to that question is John McCain. He understands that war is sometimes necessary.

He understands that war on foreign soil will probably lessen the likelihood of increased terrorist activity in the United states.

He understands that Freedom is not Free!

He understands that we do not ever want another September 11!

Obama only understands that he has a middle name that indicates that he has a Muslim background.

Obama understands that a background is just that and it is hard for all of us to shake our upbringing.

Obama understands that he wants to be a hero and bring troops home regardless of the National welfare to protect us on other soils rather than to fight here.

Willy understands that Barack Hussein Obama (sounds like someone that flew a plane into the twin towers) should scare us all.

Willy understands that even though he is not crazy about McCain - Willy will vote for McCain rather than not vote to try to keep Obama from getting elected.

Willy understands that Obama is working hard at not getting elected by selecting Biden as his running mate! Keep up the good work

Web Host Search Made Easy!

Willy keeps thinking that he needs to get his own domain and is always looking for a web host. In doing this research (big idea for a Hillbilly), Willy found this site that gives great web hosting rating for things like the top 10 web hosts.

Well, if you are like Willy this can really be a lot of help. Willy can go to this site and see exactly what things each of these top 10 have to offer and Willy can then make a decision of the one that is for him. This site also provides great information and an article section that gives great thoughts and advice about selecting a web host.

Willy says that if you are in the market for a new web host - you should check out this web hosting rating

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Blogging vs Real Life! - Plowing and Sowing

Willy and his wife had a great visit this week from Matt over at Plowing, Sowing and an Occasional Harvest . Business had brought him to Arkansas and through casual comments on each others blogs over the past few months he discovered that he was working in Hillbilly Willy's home town.

An email and a couple of phone calls gave us the logistics to be able to meet in person. This meeting gave Willy the chance to become acquainted with a really nice young man and get to hear great stories of his family. It is like a breath of fresh air to meet a total stranger and in just a couple of short visits feel very comfortable that he has your similar values and a great take on raising a family.

It was neat to see a gleam in his eye when he mentioned the children or the wife.

The Bible says to raise up a child in the way that they should go and they will not depart from it. Well, from what I can tell, this proud father is in the business of training up some children in the right way who will make great citizens.

Thanks Matt for coming our way! Look forward to future visits.

A BIG 10-4 - Hillbilly Willy

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Blog Advertisers and Blog Publishers come together -!

Blog Advertising has come of age in today's electronic/internet integrated society. It is true that almost everyone today has some sort of electronic device that is capable of displaying the internet.

Smart Phones, desktop computers, laptop computers, WIFII connections, satellite connections, PDA's and whatever tomorrow brings is how America and the world now interface and gain their information.

With these connections comes the want and need to know more. With these connections comes the methods to make money through advertising. Whether you are furnishing the medium for display of the advertising or whether you have the product or services to advertise, it is obvious that Blog Advertising has become very popular.

With the above now being a given, the question is - how is the best way to integrate the Blog Advertiser and the Blogger. Well, I believe I have the answer!

The answer is excellent internet sites such as On that site, as an advertiser you can review various blogs for their content and theme to decide if you want to buy advertising for your product on their site. Also, on that same site, as a blogger, you can bid on and gain advertisements to place on your blog. Most of these advertisements are in the form of a post about the product or services with links to the advertisers website.

How easy is all of that. Whether you be an advertiser or a blog publisher, you gain a method to advance your own site or product forward! --- a great move for blog publishers and advertisers!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Democratic and Republican Suggestions!

Willy is really thinking about this next election and rethinking all of his politics. Willy thinks that it would be a good thing out in public if we could tell who the Democrats were and who the Republicans were. Below is a suggestion that could help us know.

10-4 Willy



There are less than six months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States .

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice.

It's time that we come together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of

John McCain

please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support


please drive with your headlights off at night. - Awsome Directory Site!

If Willy wanted to find an austin realtor, you know what Willy would do? He would go to clicksmart
and type in something like Realtors in Austin.

That would get Willy to a website that was a great place to look up in easy click fashion about anything you wanted. You know what Willy got when he did the few clicks as indicated above? He got a great list of realtors taht are located in and around the Austin Texas area.

This was all done with just a couple of clicks and a couple of selections. How easy could that be. Even Willy or maybe even Juanita down at the cantina could take care of getting this done.

Wait a minute, Willy done clicked on one of those realtors and found some land that Willy would like to buy. Boy wouldn't that be great to live back in the Austin Texas Area.

Just as long as Willy did not have to root for those Longhorns.

10-4 Willy

Arkansas Razorbacks!

Willy wants to know why he has become a Razorback fan. Willy was at one time a died in the wool Texas A & M Aggie Fan. But as he moved to Arkansas several years ago and the state seems to always be in an uproar about its Razorbacks - the fever caught on.

It has something to do also with the fact that the Hogs are on TV here locally and the only thing I get from the Aggies is the headlines.

Well, it is all great sport and gives Willy great fun in watching the fervor and excitement of a good game.

Ok Razorbacks! Willy said a good game! Think we can have a few this year.

10-4 Willy

Great Eyeglasses For Less! -- Zenni Optical!

Willy would look good in these eyeglasses .

You might have seen some positive reports about this company on Fox Newx TV, or heard about them on the radio. The popular U.S. talk radio host of the nationally syndicated consumer advocate program The Clark Howard Show, even recommended them sells Stylish Prescription eyeglasses Online from $8.

You will find huge selection of frames, with single vision lens, sunsensor (potochromic)lens, tinted sunglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens. The Secret to Zenni’s Low Prices is that they sell only their own manufactured frames direct to the customer, with no middlemen and virtually no advertising budget.

Their offerings are great and Willy even thinks that people like Billy Bob or Juanita down at the Possum Grit Road Kill Cantina and diner would benefit from their great selection and low prices and include a picture of your favorite eyeglasses.

As stated you can even check them out at On that site you will get several reviews and comments about what people think about the company and the glasses.

Willy can't see you because he aint yet got a pair of these glasses and the fact that you are out there in internet land, you bunch of hypocritical bloggers. But none the less if Willy had a pair and you were closer then Willy would probably say that everyone needs a pair of these glasses at good prices.

Check them out.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Willy done come to his senses and has decided that he has been wrong and Willy wants to explain that the world would be better if we all voted democrat.

Here is the reasons that Willy knows that to vote democrat is the best way to go.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending my money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Congress sees fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, theyʼll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 9% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 19% isn't.
* * * * *
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama - THE ONE?

Not sure why Willy has missed this one! McCain ad making fun of Barack Hussein Obama.

Makes me feel real good about Mr. Obama! - I wonder if he could walk on water?

Check this campaign ad if you haven't seen it.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Irene Sendler Vs ????

Willy saw this video about a truly great person that was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize and why she did not win. This is why the world as we know it is going to heck in a hand basket.

Take about 3 minutes of your time and see if this doesn't make your blood boil.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Willy's DNA Should Represent Mankind?

Operation Immortality: Leave your Mark. Save Humanity. This is what Willy wants to do. Read about it below.


Check out and sign up for this great online game Tabula Rasa.

You also need to watch the video below that Willy has made about what he dreams he should have been. Yes, Willy wanted to be a redneck firefighter. Willy also has great video taking talent. All of these things are why Willy took this awesome Opportunity to try have his DNA sent into space to represent humankind and live on forever!

If you go to this website, you can have this type of opportunity also. You can tell the world why you should be preserved and your DNA sent into space. It probably want be as great as Willy but I am sure it will be ok. You can at least try.!

Thanks for watching the Video! And again be sure and check out Tabula Rasa!

10-4 Willy!

Sponsored by Operation Immortality

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Obama and 1960!

Willy was wondering what Barack Hussein Obama might have looked like in the 60's and went out surfing for a picture. This picture nails that one on the "head"

Take a look for you self at this great look! Might make a president after all with that kind of hair!

10-4 Willy

Order Checks from VistaPrint!

Order checks on line! That is what Willy does. Yes Willy is always looking for a better place to order his checks. Well, Willy thinks he has found it at VistaPrint. They offer Full-Color Personal and Business Checks and about any other check that you might want.

Be sure and use Checks25 for your coupon code and get great discounts!

Your budget should never force you to ignore your innovative side. You can add your own touch to your business and personal checks. You can do it with cheap checks at VistaPrint. These include full color printing to maximize their impact.

With the exceptional low-cost pricing you are able to purchase the high quality printing you need and deserve. Willy finds that it is even good to sign up for our email specials when checking out to receive discounts on checks when reordering. That makes things cheaper and Willy likes to cut corners but not quality.

Yes, that is right! You can get all of the check Design Options to Suit Your Needs because VistaPrint offers many design templates to help get you started with your very own custom checks. Neat idea, right! You can purchase their personalized checks to create a professional and organized feel (big shot) when withdrawing funds from your bank. They have the great -Order checks online feature which is done by choosing a design template that reflects you or your business!

You can even enhance your business and personal checks. This is done by adding text and optional icons or monograms. (Willy might add a funny picture) because it is affordable. Yes because purchasing checks directly online through VistaPrint saves you money and time with high quality check printing.

And check out this feature. If you wish to throw out that old checkbook you can print your checks directly from your computer! You do this by ordering VistaPrint computer checks that you can instantly print yourself. Computer checks are easily compatible with your accounting software.

So with all of this you should know that you can order Checks Online for Your Small Business
Their proprietary technology means that they can print your cheap checks in small quantities and still offer you the best value anywhere.

Order checks now! Willy thinks this is a good idea.

10-4 Willy

Willy likes his Rights!

Many of you great folks out there understand pretty quickly that Willy does not like Barack Hussein Obama. It is not that Willy don't like him, it is that he scares Willy.

Willy believes that this man is out to take away Willy's rights. Some of these are very important to Willy such as:

The right to bear arms! - Willy likes his guns - Willy likes to hunt.

The right to freedom of religion - Willy don't like prayer rugs - Willy does not like the Muslim Religion - Willy thinks that there is one way to heaven and that is through Jesus Christ. Willy is sorry for those folks that don't believe that - but that is there problem.

The right to free speech. - Willy likes to write funny stuff on the blog. Willy likes to speak out when Willy wants to speak out! - Obama scares me about that.

The right to kick butt! - Especially Barack Hussein Obama and others that think that the change he will bring is good. Yes there will be change, but wait four years and we will surely want a change then.

Well Willy rambles! One last thing. Willy is afraid of this election. Willy is sure that he does not want Barack Hussein Obama but Willy does not know if John McCain is the man either. But at least McCain don't scare Willy.

Willy believes that McCain also understands that if we don't continue to kick rear in the far country that those folks(Barack Hussein Obama's Kin) Will find ways to come in here and kick our rear.

Willy remembers 9-11. If you do you wont vote for Barack Hussein Obama!

10-4 Willy

Cabin Cuddler - Stay Warm Anywhere!

Cabin Cuddler, yes you heard Willy right. Willy said Cabin Cuddler. What do you think Willy might want with a product like that. Well, Willy has to travel every now and then and them dad gum airplanes are cold as ice fishing in Alaska without any long handles.

You know you cant find any good cover up on these airlines anymore and if you do they have had every ones head or body on them. That even makes Willy a little nauseated. Well, this thing can act like your own travel blanket. Yep! If you need a blanket While you are on that plane you can simply unwrap this thing and it becomes your own blanket and cover up. Nobody else has had it.


You see what they say in this picture don't you. They say 6-in-1. That means that Willy can use it for six different things that they have thought of so far and Willy believes he might even find a few more uses for it.

They say that this tote bag turns into your own personal hygienic pillow case. That way you can cover that pillow that someone else has used. This also comes with it's own inflatable pillow. So there you go! No other pillow needed. Now get this one. It has a patented pocket that always keeps your feet warm and then the contour cut of the blanket covers every inch of your body.

Well, you might even just cover up and hide from the world and get some sleep on that plane.

Well so much for those fancy uses. Willy is thinking that if they made this thing in camouflage patterns, it would be a great asset on the redneck deer stand. A mighty hunter could cover up on a cold autumn morning and use the Cabin Cuddler to stay warm while he watches through a peep hole for that big old white tail. Willy bets that they even have a hole in that thing somewhere so that the gun will fit out of it and Willy can get off a great shot.

Only problem is that if Willy kills a big one, he might be so snuggled in that he don't want to get out and go get the deer.

Well, that is a problem that Willy will cross when he has to.

All Willy knows is that it sounds like everyone can find a use for this here Cabin Cuddler.

10-4 Willy

Sponsored by Cabin Cuddler

Monday, August 04, 2008


Barack Obama recently finished a $500,000 total overhaul of his 757. And as part of the new design, he decided to remove the American flag from the tail...

What American running for President of the United States would remove the symbol of his country? And worse, he replaced the flag with a symbol of himself... Obama is such a despicable human being.

Willy knows who would remove it - it is that Barack Hussein Obama guy. It don't bother Willy that he dont have a flag. It bothers Willy that he would want to remove a flag that has previously been there. In Redneck Country someone would call him a traitor. Check out the pictures!

Land of OZ.......

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... And off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City .
...and went to find the Great Wizard
'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'

'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

'Well, I think I need a heart.' 'Done! Says the Wizard.'
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'The American people say that I need a brain.'

'No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, But he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?'

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama - The Used Car Salesman!

The clown keeps changing his stance on off shore drilling and is wishy-washy on many items.

Willy thinks Barack Hussein Obama would make a good used car salesman. He will lie to us to sell us anything.

What would you leave as your legacy?

Operation Immortality: Leave your mark. Save Humanity.

What would your mark as on humanity be.  Willy would be the mark of a great redneck hillbilly.  One who was nice to the ladies, liked to hunt and fish and one who went to church on Sundays sometimes.  Willy would be remembered as one who had a good time, had a good wife, had a good job, had all he needed and whatever else he might need.

All of that is good but Willy was supposed to sign up for this Tabula Rasa Video game that is supposed to be sent into space to the International Space Station with Richard Garriot in October 2008.  He is the brains behind the game of saving human immortality in space and is the sixth private citizen to go into space.  To promote and get people to see this great game, he wants you to sign up on their website and send your message of your immortality into space with him.

If Willy was a gamer, this sounds like great fun and a great opportunity.  However, Willy went to the site and had problems trying to sign up and get the information out that they wanted.  Therefore, this is the best that Willy could do is to tell you about it.

So again if you are into gaming you should go to their site.  You should enter for a trial subscription.  You should send a message into space.

Who knows you may live on forever because of this.  Sounds like Fun!  Just Do it!

10-4 Hillbilly Willy ex gamer.

Sponsored by Operation Immortality