Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sonic Drive In and Social Sparks - Match In Heaven! is the place where Hillbilly Willy would like to see Sonic - America's Drive-In have advertising opportunities.

I am not sure if Sonic is just a Southern thing or if it is all over the United States. I do know two things:

  1. Sonic has some of the funniest advertisements on Television. These advertisements take a couple of what Willy calls rednecks and lets them talk about their products. This is funny stuff and Willy thinks he could do advertisements for them also. Cause Willy is redneck too!
  2. The next thing is a southern thing also. That is the fact that they have the best Sweet Tea in the country. Willy likes his sweet.

So if you visit a Sonic Drive In and you would like to see them advertise on Social Sparks, just tell them so. See - What you do is when you punch the button to take your order you tell them that you will only order if they advertise on Social Sparks and let Hillbilly Willy do their advertisements. This will drive them crazy.

The only downfall is that if you hold true to your word - it might be a day or two before you get any sweet tea again.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008



Willy believes he has found the ground floor of an online Social network site(Zen Zuu) which is going to the public in August. This site is diferent because it is willing to pay back to its users a large portion of the money it makes. It is a Network Marketing sort of setup online. Willy has researched and believes this will work.

Get in on the ground floor by clicking on the icon above.
Signup when you get there. It can be lots of fun and I believe in 6 months you wont believe what you are making from it.
10-4 Willy

Political Poll at the Cantina

Willy just went down yesterday to the Roadkill Cantina Bar and Grill and took his usual political poll.

Willy could not help hearing the song on the Juke Box "Turn Out the Lights the party's over"

Must be playing Hillary's song said Juanita from behind the counter as she was cooking up some possum grits for lunch.

Ok! I asked! Who you going to vote for. Well there were only four people in there besides me and Juanita the waitress and she was too busy with the grits to look up.

The four in the corner all raised there hands to speak. Did they think they were back in school or had Juanita just given them her what for?

First one - I still will vote for Hillary. She deserves to be president after putting up with Bill. (Cant understand that the party is over)

Second one - I still will vote for Mike Huckabee - He has my kind of values. (News travels slow and this poor person was a brick shy anyway and did not realize that Mike was out of it a long time ago.)

Third One - I vote for McCain - he is old enough to know what he is doing - Besides they said this week that his cholesterol is too high and I think winning will help it.

Fourth one: I vote for Barack Hussein Obama - Maybe with a name like that he can reason with those terrorists over there.

About that time Billy Bob steps into the bar and hearing the forth ones vote - he immediately pulled up his shotgun (hunting out of season) snd filled the fourth guy full of buckshot.

Looks Like McCain one this vote!
10-4 Willy

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Working or Blogging?

Some pictures are just too hard to pass up. Willy is a redneck - and maybe this person is to.

Check out this person -

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Take a Wild Vacation with Trusted Tours & Attractions

Well, I would not be the one to ask about Things to do in Las Vegas, because it has been many years since I have been there and I know things have changed. But one thing I do know is that in the near future I am going to use Trusted Tours & Attractions to get me back to Las Vegas so I can pick up where I left off--even if things have changed.

Well, when we were there before, it was a great time. It is truly a city where you can spend the entire time in a great casino and never know what time of day it was. We would eat at one of the great buffets and then sometimes take in a show. I won't talk about what show we might have seen.

The next thing you know we are at the slot machines or at the black jack tables and time is flying almost as fast as our money. No, I don't want to go there because the wife did actually win more than I lost, and that was a great sum.

Well, again I am ready to go back to Las Vegas and everyone ought to go to Trusted Tours & Attractions because you can find out great travel information and whats more you can sign up for the special promotion they are having where a person can win a $150 itunes gift card by signing up for their newsletter.

Well it is time to get to their site and find out about other sightseeing tours that might interest you.

My thoughts for now.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Redneck of this Month and Most Months! - John Daly

No Shoes- No Shirt - Still Good at Golf-

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Free Electoral Outcome Prediction Tool
How cool is this going to be. There is a website that lets you work out that electoral college stuff and lets you predict how you believe the Presidential election will come out.

What is that site you ask? Well that site is . This site gives you the opportunity to have a United States map and click on each state on that map to predict which way they will go in the Presidential election.

It is pretty neat. If that sort of thing intersts you then you should go to that site and check it out. It gives an example of how a previous election went and what you may be able to see and do during the next election.

Willy wants to know and thinks you will like it to.

10-4 Willy

Another Hillbilly set of Jokes

Ok - Willy is a Hillbilly and he doesn't find these offensive, he just finds these funny.

Don't know why Willy is off into the joke world tonight, but here is another short set of jokes that Willy has found.

Hope this does not offend anyone!

Short Hillbilly Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

Willy wonders which one carrys the shotgun at the Wedding

10-4 Willy

Need a Rental Car - Let Advantage Help You!

If your traveling by air and find you need a car rental you should try out This is a great place to rent a car.

The website is easy to navigate and from what I can tell it is a great company. In studying the site it also appears that they have some great specials on things like SUV's and other popular vehicles.

How can you beat specials like those shown on the website along with great "frequent rental program" an easy rental express service and just down right good prices and services overall.

If you are in need of a rental car. This is the place to check out. Everyone should go to their website and get in on this action.

That is my thoughts about this.

A little humor - Very Little!

Old Joke but new to Willy:

Older couple sitting on the front porch. Wife says she is going in to get her some pie and ice cream. Husband says - get me some to.

However, realizing that their minds aren't what they used to be and having both agreed to write anything important down, the husband suggests that the wife write down what she is going after.

About 15 minutes later and much noise and confusion in the kitchen the wife comes back with some fried eggs and bacon.

The husband looks at her fairly upset. Dadgumet he says. I told you to write it down.

I wanted my eggs Scrambled.

By the way Willy - have any idea why you are writing this post.

10-4 Willy

Sunday, May 11, 2008

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That what I think about LifeLock.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Happy Mother's Day!

I stole this one from somewhere but cant remember where. Read and enjoy - think back - you have heard your parent or someone use most of these.

I OWE MY MOTHER (for everything)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you 're in an accident.'

7. My mother t aught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Friday, May 09, 2008

Favorite RenuzitTriScentsHomeMakeover SemiFinalist

I just went to the semi-finalist gallery to take a look at the contest being sponsored by Renuzit Triscents Home Makeover contest.
There are a lot of really neat entries here. Is yours one of them.
The one I like is shown on this page. It is by Tommy, Judy and Ed Silge I believe. It is pretty cool. The scene starts off in a pretty messy room and has a kind of rap type music to it. It shows this going from a really messed up place to a great looking, kind of eclectic place that looks super.
I guess the idea is that you can let Renuzit help you make your place over and look this great.
Sounds like a great idea. It also looks like the contest is still open and a person could possibly still enter the contest. Did not see what the grand prize is but bet it is worth the time if you have the skills, tools and abilitys to make this type of video.
But some of these would be hard to beat. Try it out.

Checked back at the site and discovered that eveyon should visit and vote for their favorite submission with up to one vote per day through June 7. Your vote will help because the winner with the most votes will receive a $20,000 home makeover with Tayna Memme!


Redneck at work!

A redneck's work is never done
A redneck works from sun to sun

What is the work of a redneck you ask?
No it is not just drinking from a flask!

A redneck must fish as hard as he can
He must ride in a boat thats why he is tan

He must 4 wheel and fire
His gun efvery hour.

That is the life - the redneck way.
To bad the real job gets in the way.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Review of Web Development Site

Check out this web development site. The website is The post that is fascinating is the one about how to create a successful AdWords ad. With the knowledge that is in this post a person should be able to come away with the ideas needed to create a successful campaign.

Not only is the author knowledgeable of his subject, but the website appears to be well designed, easy to read and to the point.

This particular post talks about the ideal ad is not the one that is seen but the one that is clicked. It talks about ad content, ad placement and the key words to use.

Check out this site if you are interested in AdWords Ads.

Twisters in Arkansas

It is amazing the number of tornadoes that have been in Arkansas since the first of the year. Many have been isolated in two or three counties or in a very similar southwest to Northeast pattern.

Most of my business is in two counties and these tornadoes have done damage twice now in those two counties.

Have you ever seen a large poultry farm hit by a tornado with 18 day old chickens.

Not a great site.

My thoughts for now.