Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Alwaysb see the big picture

Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy


"Always See The Big Picture"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look

Towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."



Friday, August 09, 2013


Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn. 
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Willy and the Grandson

Willy just had the 1 year old grandson over for the weekend.  This is the one and only grandkid and it is wonderful as everyone says.

Willy however, is worn out!   Hi is walking and goes everywhere.  He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.

He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it.  He realizes that and uses this to his advantage.  When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.

He is precious.  

10-4- Willy