Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Where To Put President #44

Where, oh where --  to put Obama's picture. 

George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!

Abe Lincoln,  honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time!

Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!

Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans !

Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!

Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution.

Finally, we have someone to put on the food  stamp!!!

Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this
is an "honor"  he richly deserves.  


President's Day

Willy was eating breakfast with a young 13 year old friend.  Willy asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.

Willy asked "What does President's Day mean?"
Willy was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln… etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...

10-4 Willy

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Peach Suite Hotel Supplies and Equipment

PeachSuite Hotel Supply appears to Willy to be a great place to buy supplies if you are in need of hotel, hospitality or restaurant supplies.   Willy knows this because Willy has looked at the site for possible supplies and has found that it has about everything that one would need for  buying Hotel Supplies Online.

I guess what Willy is saying is that this looks like a great website if you are in need of a Hotel Amenities Supplier .   Willy also believes that the things that can be purchased here does not have to necessarily be bought by someone in the business of hospitality.  How many times have you or Willy been in the need of real great professional type of supplies or appliances just like you would find at the big hotels or restaurants.  This is the type of things that you will find on this site.   Take a look for yourself.  Whether you are in the business or not there is some real nice and interesting things that are available on this website.

So, what are you waiting for.  Most of Willy's great readers take Willy at his word and check out the things that Willy recommends.   Don't wait!  Get to it!   Go for it!

10-4 Willy

Friday, January 25, 2013

Willy Misunderstands

Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods store this

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the
cashier said:

"Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer, dangit!

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

High Tech Man

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing? 

The man replies, "Oh, it's the newest technology -- I have a phone built right into my hand." The man puts his hand next to the bartender's ear and, sure enough, the bartender hears a dial tone. 

After a few drinks, the man goes into the bathroom. The bartender notices that he has been gone for almost a half-hour. Concerned, he goes into the bathroom to check it out. When he walks in, he sees the man with his hands on the wall standing with his legs apart and pants down. He has the end of a roll of paper towels shoved up his butt. Shocked, the bartender yells, "What are you doing?!" 

The man groans and replies, "I'm waiting for a fax."

10-4 willy

Monday, January 21, 2013

Willy Out of Tune with the Universe.

Some days Willy feels like he is out of tune with the universe.  Willy has a meeting today for his company from 10:30 to 2:30.  This means Willy hangs around the house for a couple of extra hours and then leaves home for the meeting.

Mrs Willy left at 7:30 as usual and Willy is just hanging out.   Will gets ready to leave and notices that the tub faucet is leaking more than it has been.  It was running pretty fast.  Well, this was supposed to be fixed by Willy several times over the past few weeks.  It has only been a drip to date.

Well, Willy gets a wrench and takes the head off the handle with the idea of wiggling it a little bit to get the sand loose and then surely it would go back to the usual drip.  Something came loose and water started shooting across the room.  Willy almost panicked but finally got a towel over the shooting stream.  Willy then ran outside and found a wrench to shut off the water to the house.

This was not before about half the bathroom had filled with water.

Willy spent thirty minutes cleaning up and then went to his meeting.  Willy worked all the way to the meeting to find a plumber.  Plumber came later and charged $100.   Willy should have done the job earlier because all it took was four washers that cost about $3.

Willy is out of Tune with the world.  Mrs Willy is a little out of tune with Willy!

10-4 Willy

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Don't Drink and Drive

Not a True Story!

A couple of nights ago, Willy was out for an evening and had quite a few cocktails. 
Knowing  full well Willy may have been slightly over the limit, Willy  did something I've never done before ~ Willy took a cab home.

 Sure enough, Willy  passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. 

Willy arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as Willy has never driven a cab before and am not sure where Willy got it, or what to do with it now that it's in my garage…..

10-4 Willy