A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the
bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to
his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing?
The man replies, "Oh, it's the newest technology -- I have
a phone built right into my hand." The man puts his hand next to the
bartender's ear and, sure enough, the bartender hears a dial tone.
After a few drinks, the man goes into the bathroom. The
bartender notices that he has been gone for almost a half-hour. Concerned, he
goes into the bathroom to check it out. When he walks in, he sees the man with
his hands on the wall standing with his legs apart and pants down. He has the
end of a roll of paper towels shoved up his butt. Shocked, the bartender yells,
"What are you doing?!"
The man groans and replies, "I'm waiting for a fax."
10-4 willy
1 comment:
Bwahahahahahaha. Well of course he is. Bless his heart. Good one Willy.
Have a terrific day. :)
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