Friday, December 31, 2010

Willy Wishes New Year–Early

Willy wishes everyone a happy New Year. Willy is doing this early in case Willy falls asleep before midnight.

Yes, if you will please keep the noise down around midnight. I will probably be in bed a sleep.

It is amazing how we change over the years. We used to be looking for a place to cheer in the New Year and now we are looking for ways to dodge any New Years obligations - give me my easy chair and the remote till 10 pm. Then give me my bed.
10-4 Willy

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Willy the Book Publisher

Willy is trying something new.  In researching the new Kindle that Willy bought for his wife for Christmas, Willy discovered that a book for Kindle does not have to have all of the beautiful hardcovers and the illustrations, it is best just to have content.

Willy realized that he had a lot of recipes that  had been accumulated over the past few years along with a little humor to go with them.  All Willy had to do was get these in an acceptable form and he could publish a book. 

This lead Willy to Publishing Kindle books under Hillbilly Willy Productions.   The first two books are Hillbilly Willy Smoking Meat Course and Hillbilly Willys Deserts.

If you have a Kindle and are interested in a couple of short books that you can put on your Kindle and have available then check these out.

Willy would appreciate it.

1—4 Willy

Monday, December 27, 2010

Willy and the Police

Willy saw the Police
Coming up the Road
Willy quickly hit his breaks
In hopes to Slow his load.

The Police he turned the blue lights on
Willy assumed that he was gone
The copper paced up to the door
asked me for the papers and more.

He came back
wearing a slight frown
You must slow it down Here is you Merry Christmas Warning

Santa Clause has come to town.

Thank you Mr. Officer

10-4 Willy

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Hop

The Car Connection and You!

Maybe a new car for Christmas would be nice.  Willy is always dreaming about new cars.  Willy likes cars and is always shopping and studying to decide which car on the market might be the best next car for him.  Do you ever have dreams about driving down the interstate in something like a BMW X6-Series.  Did you look sharp heading down the road.  Nice dream wasn’t it.

Well, some other cars that you might want to dream about are the Honda Cr-Z.  You might find that this vehicle is more to your liking.  If not the Honda then what about dreaming about a Volkswagen Eos.  Yes, this is a popular vehicle but many people are not familiar with this vehicle.  That is where the research comes in.  You may want to do some online research to find out more info about this car and many more. 

That means a good site to explore might be the Car Connection.  You should be able to find out what you would like to know there.  Check it out.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

What Time is It.

It is almost Christmas time at Willy's house.

Willy is off until after Christmas.

Kids are coming.

Presents under the tree.

Pies being Cooked.

Willy's Life is Good.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Willy Gets the Spirit

Willy likes Christmas.  Willy thinks we get to much into the materialism that is out there but still likes the giving and the getting.

Willy's problem is trying to figure out what to get the few that he gets for.  Willy ends up getting a few things for Mrs Willy and then agrees for her to wrap a couple of things that she wants and put them under the tree from Willy.  It is hard for Willy to buy clothes for Mrs Willy. 

This still does not keep Willy from getting in the spirit.

Willy just likes to hear those words "MERRY CHRISTMAS"  this time of the year. 

So now to Christmas Willy will be saying it every chance he gets. 

Merry Christmas and that is the big 10-4.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

About those Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind." 

The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
clip_image002 and Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS." 

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound." 

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD." 

The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total silence. 

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. 

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

10-4 Willy

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Willy believes in the IPhone AND THE REST OF THE STORY

It all began with an iPhone...


March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.   He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she  bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.



It was around then that the fight started......
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!!

Dear Santa - Bring Me What I Want!

Willy believes this kid is serious about Christmas.  – 10-4 Willy–The First Place to look for Stock Trading

Willy likes to trade stocks.  Willy likes to do this on line and is always researching the companies that deal in the things that Willy trades.  These things that are important to Willy are online trading companies that deal with IRA Accounts, Mobile Trading, and just general Stock Trading
Well, in looking for a company that meets the criteria that are important, one that keeps coming to the surface is  It is an online trading company that deals with a and handles all of the things that are important to Willy. 
So, if at anytime you are looking for a great online brokerage firm, you might want to take a look at  The search can be short if you take this advice and it is obvious that this site can take care of most if not all of the trading criteria that most people will need.
That is all Willy has on this subject at this time.
10-4 Willy

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Redneck Christmas - What to give

Willy is always pondering this time of the year as to what to give to the wife and kids for Christmas.  Willy went down to Juanita's Roadkill Grill and Cantina to get a few hints from Juanita and went away without much help.

Juanita could not focus on what I wanted to give the wife for trying to convince Willy to let the Grill cook Christmas Lunch.  Juanita had seen Willy's post about Figgy Pudding and was convinced that it was Willy's head that was a little Figgy.  What ever that means.  Juanita wants Willy to come to the Grill and pickup her possum stew and deer chili for Christmas.  She said she could throw in some Elk steaks but that would cost Willy more than he is willing to pay. 

Back to Christmas.  Juanita's only suggestion for Mrs Willy was a camouflage Snuggle but Willy has already gotten her a Razorback Snuggle and she has never used it.  So Willy is still searching for that perfect gift for Mrs. Willy.

Anyone with a suggestion let Willy know.  Time is growing near.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Willy likes to eat and because of this Willy is always needing to go on a diet.  Willy could be said to be on an eternal diet.  Willy has tried many ways and Willy has felt that some were good and some were bad.  So Willy is looking on that great world wide web for more information and good information.

Willy is looking for answers about diets and the use of diet pills .  What are the  best diet pills that are available and how will they work for Willy.  This is where Willy decided to check out a site called  It appears to be a good site out there to discover the diet information and make those decisions as to what to eat or whether to take weight loss diet pills.   Willy wants to find out if these are ok to take and whether they will not do harm to Willy’s body in the long term.  So the answer is that there are many things out there and many are ok and good to take. That is the type of information that you can find out at

So if you are like Willy and you need better help than you can get from your friends or family with your weight loss then this is something that a person might want to check out.  That is what Willy is thinking about today and hopes that this might be something that Willy has helped you out with. 

10-4 Willy

Monday, December 06, 2010

Figgy Pudding - Solved by Sandee

Well, Willy asked for a figgy pudding recipe and Sandee  from Comedy Plus - provided.  Willy is not sure if he would like this pudding.  However, if Willy does not like the pudding, Willy can dump it and drink the rum sauce.  10-4 Willy

One package of dried figs (10 to 12 ounces). Put them in a saucepan with enough hot water to cover, at least 2 cups. Bring to a boil. Remove from heat. Let sit until soft (a few hours).

Once soft, remove figs from the water and place in a bowl. Save the water, which will already be fragrant, and add a cup of sugar (optional). Bring to a boil and let reduce slightly. Remove from heat. Add a bit, perhaps 1 tablespoon, maybe more, of orange-flower water. Cool.

Chop up your figs. Chop them fine, but do not pulverize. Do this by hand.

Using a boxed cake mix for carrot cake, follow the directions, but instead of the water they request, use the fragrant sugary water from the figs. (Save the remainder of this water.) Then add oil and eggs as recommended on the carrot cake mix. Add some cinnamon (about 1/2 teaspoon) and a lot of fresh-grated nutmeg (about 1/4 teaspoon). Mix in a food processor. At the end, toss in the fig pieces and beat in a bit. Turn into a bowl and add a bunch of sliced almonds (about 1/2 cup) and some raisins (about 1/3 cup) that have been softened in brandy if you like. Add the grated peel of one orange and a big dollop (1 tablespoon) of marmalade.

Line a big metal bowl (about 4 quarts) with foil. Use enough foil that you will have a big collar around the top of the bowl. Spray the foil with nonstick spray. Pour your cake batter into the foil-lined bowl. Set into preheated 350° oven for 30 minutes, then bring the collar gently over top of cake. Continue for another hour and half. Use a skewer to test (it will come out clean when pudding is done). It will take a while because it is dense.

Remove from oven and cool overnight.

Uncover and overturn onto a big serving platter. Carefully remove foil. The cake will be a mound, its size depending on the depth of your bowl.

To serve, take the reserved fig-and-sugar syrup and add to this maybe 1/4 to 1/2 cup of brandy or rum. Heat. You can, if you wish, ignite as you would for plum pudding, but it tastes just fine with the sauce poured over it just before serving. Use whipped cream or crème fraîche with each serving. (If your cake is less than perfect to the eye, you can instead quickly frost the cold cake with whipped cream, covering any imperfections, and serve the warm sauce on the side.)

Figgy Pudding

Get me some figgy pudding - get me some figgy pudding and get it right now.

Ok.  Willy wants to know ---- what exactly is it.  Does anyone have a recipe for figgy pudding.  It is a major part of a Christmas and Willy doesn't know what it is.

Can someone leave Willy a recipe for Figgy pudding.

Get me some.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Redneck Decorating and Willy is envious.

 Willy knows redneck decorating when he sees it.  Willy was in this house recently and  thinks this house might qualify as a neatly decorated redneck house.  Check out the great deer heads on the wall.  Each of them has a small tag below it telling a story about the "kill".  Also note the other set of antlers hanging on the ceiling above the deer mounts.

These were not the only deer mounts in the house.  Another wall had the smaller three or four heads.

Then you can note the next wall that had the fish.  This guy likes to fish and it was obvious.  The fish on the wall were also evidenced by a great fishing boat in the barn built just to house the boat and a great looking travel trailer.  Oh yea the boat.  It was a large high powered bass boat that had a very big engine and all of the newest gadgets.  Pretty good for a redneck.

Sure wish Willy could afford some of this type of boat.  Willy is struggling to decide to buy a little small jon boat for about the price of one of the seats of this nice boat.

Well so much for Willy's envy of a true redneck.  Willy may have to change his name because Willy does not meet the standards of Redneck for this guy.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Willy– Golf- Beach–Avista Resort

Where do you think Willy might go from gorgeous Arkansas to have a great vacation and play some great golf. Let me see what might be out there for the wife and Willy to do. Where should we go. Well, maybe we should go to a fabulous place that can be found by visiting the website at What place might that be that Willy is talking about. That place might be Myrtle Beach and Willy might just find that just right Myrtle Beach hotel and the right golf course for Willy’s aspiring game.

So what resorts in Myrtle Beach does Willy want to look at.  Well, maybe Willy should try out Avista Resort in North Myrtle Beach.  That sounds like a great place to stay.  Willy wonders what the golf is like close by.  Well, lets look at the web site and check it out.  This is what Willy really likes.  Willy is really into shopping for most anything right here from my easy chair.  This makes decisions and selections very easy.  Why did they not have this Web thing 20 years ago.

So, what it looks like here is that in my search to find a great place to play golf and a place that my lovely wife will find great things to do, I have possibly ran into a great website that allows me to find that right place.  What about you?  Do you want to play great golf and have a great place to stay?  Try this out.  You might like it.

That is my thoughts for now.  10-4 Willy

Weather - Baby its Cold Outside

Willy was watching the CMA Country Christmas show last night and saw LeAnn Rhymes singing "Baby It's Cold Outside"   Sorry girl but your rendition did not warm anything up at all. 

Could have been better if Faith Hill was there to do something like that or Martina McBride.  Willy would have easily been happy to see even someone like Cheryl Crow.   Young and trying to be hot for this young lady just does not go together.  Liked LeAnn better when she sang "Am I Blue" back when she was younger.

Just Willy's thoughts about the weather.

Oh Yea- Baby it is cold outside.

10-4 Willy

Monday, November 29, 2010 for Willy

Willy thinks nurses are some of the greatest people in the world.  Willy thinks they really look good in their nursing scrubs.  Don’t you think a nurse in a great uniform is about as nice a sight as you can see?  Somewhat like angels.

There are other professions that wear scrubs and they look nice in their scrub clothing but they just don’t give that wonderful angelic look of the nurse that cares for people.  What do you think?

Can you tell that Willy might have a daughter that is a nurse.  Can you tell that Willy thinks nursing is a great job and they deserve a lot of praise.  Again, what do you think?

10-4 Willy

Willy and the Gifts

Willy is in a Daze.  Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday and they say there are still bargains to be had.  Willy has decisions to make.  What are those big decisions.  christmas-bowWell, who does Willy buy for and what does Willy buy for whom.

Does Willy buy for Juanita down at the Road Kill Restaurant and Cantina.

Does Willy buy for Billy Bob and Sammy Jo.

Well, times are tight now and Willy probably will just pare it down to Mrs. Willy and the Daughter and Son-in-law Willy.  Stuff the Stocking and put a couple of gifts under the tree.  This will get the job done. 

Well back to surfing the net and cyber buying. 

10-4 Willy

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Bistro Link - Restaurant Websites that work!

Do you need a website for your restaurant?  If you have a restaurant the answer is yes.  However, you do not want just a website you need a Restaurant Website Design
that works.  For information about SEO for Restaurants and how Restaurant Social Media Marketing can work for your restaurant you need to get the right Information.

That is why you would want to check the internet out and get Statistics from a website called  This is a site that can help you get that restaurant website that works for you in getting the customers from off the street and into the seats of your establishment.

That is what you want isn’t it.  You don’t want a website just to say you have a cool website.  You want a Restaurant Websites that Works.  You want to be seen, get noticed and stay connected.  That is what needs to happen to get the customers that you want.

This is Willy’s thoughts for now.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Woo Pig Sooie

Willy and the Rednecks all watched the game down at Juanita's Roadkill Cafe and Cantina today and wow what a game and wow what a crowd.   Juanita had to calm down the crowd a time or two by spraying Budwiser on the boys.   However, about all that did was slow them down while they licked it off their selves and kept yelling.  They were not drunk with alcohol but drunk with power as they felt that a win over LSU was better than what usually happens on Saturday night. 

Yes, the poll by everyone around the Cantina. even with Joe Don and Sammy Joe who played football with the Hogs, was that this would secure a Sugar Bowl berth for the hogs.

Willy don't know if it will be a Sugar Bowl or not but Willy knows that it sure was sweet.

10-4 Willy

Find “IT” at

Willy is doing a lot of online shopping for Christmas.  Willy went out for a few minutes on Black Friday and then came home and said no more of that.  Willy decided right then and there that online shopping was the thing for him.  Willy can sit in his easy chair and shop.  No crowds is the way Willy likes it.

In doing this Willy found out that there is a site out there called ShopWiki.  This site crawls like google to find shopping sites but unlike traditional shopping sites who show those sites that pay for placement ShopWiki finds every shopping store on the internet.  This could be revolutionary. 

For a shopper, this means they can find anything and everything for sale on the web at More products from more stores means better deals and savings.

So, since Willy likes to cook lets assume that Willy is looking for the newest food processor on the market.  What would Willy do.  He would go to  It might also be that Willy’s old refrigerator has gone out of whack.  What would Willy do?  You guessed it.  Willy would go to Yes, appears to be a great place to search for kitchen appliances

Yes, Willy is a great cook and enjoys his kitchen. That means that Willy is going to use for almost all of his kitchen appliance searches like toasters, dishwashers, microwaves and anything else kitchen.  One thing that you should know here in the Christmas season is that it is good for much more also.  If you are searching for something else like electronics, use also.

Willy believes that you get the picture.  If you don’t the idea is that if you want to find IT go to

10-4 Willy

Today is the Day

Due to family scheduling today is the Day that Willy and family will celebrate Thanksgiving.

Fried Turkey
Sweet Potatoes
Green Bean Bundles
Pecan Pie
Pie to be decided - Chocolate or egg custer

Next comes football - Razorbacks vs LSU - Go Hogs

10-4 Willyh

Friday, November 26, 2010

Gas Logs and Hansen Wholesale

Willy likes a good fire in the fireplace but Willy and his wife are both allergic to the wood fragrances and smells that comes from a real fire.  This gives way to the idea that a great fire can be complete with gas logs.  The next question is where can you get the best quality on either Vented Gas Logs or Ventless Gas Logs and what is the difference or the advantages of each. 

Well, Willy explored the internet for the information as always and this is what was found.  There is a company called Hansen Wholesale.  This company offers Guaranteed Lowest Prices on ALL Gas Logs by R. H. Peterson. They are gas log experts and were the first dealer to display gas logs on the Internet as far back as 1994!  Yes, that is important because they have R. H. Peterson Real Fyre Gas Logs  and they also have experience and longevity in doing what they do best. 

One of the things that I found that they have at this time is a current special offer which is a $75 additional discount plus No Sales Tax and FREE Shipping. There no sales tax offer applies to all gas logs. There free shipping offer applies to complete gas log sets under 36" in the continental USA.  So how great is all of that.

It appears to Willy that if a person is in the market for a fireplace with gas logs then Hansen Wholesale is certainly the first place a person should look.

That is Willy’s thoughts on this for now.   10-4 Willy

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Surgery Gone Wild

As a warning to everyone, I wanted to show you how my "butt lift" turned out.  I
hope this keeps YOU from having this procedure.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE . . . don't get a Butt Lift. 

You will most certainly regret it !!!





Willy’s Pet Products at

Hillbilly Willy likes dogs and Willy likes to take care of his dog that he has in good style.  This means that the dog is sometimes treated better than a dog deserves, especially by Mrs. Willy.  She treats the dog better than she treats Willy.  Do you ever have the feeling that you would be better off with your spouse if you were the dog.
What is the bad connotation when you say you are in the doghouse.  Willy thinks that sleeping in one of the two pet beds would not be bad.  They are big and soft and cushy and look real comfortable.  What would be wrong also with having the ability to simply sleep, eat and play with one of the many pet toys that adorn the house. 
Lets go a step further.  Lets assume we are going to grandma’s house for Thanksgiving.  Is anyone concerned with Willy’s traveling arrangements.  Willy does not think so.  What they are concerned with is making adequate room for the Pet Carriers and making sure the dog is taken care of.   So, what is wrong with all of this is that Willy is almost as bad when it comes to the dogs. 
That is what Willy has to say about that subject and the fact that all of this and much more is available at a great website that Willy recently found called “become” shopping your way.  Try it out for anything.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Tough Enough?

Some stories just have to get passed along. Willy believes this is a  good one.  Maybe this guy is a Redneck. 

This can also be seen over at Arkansas a Great Place to Live

Having served his time with the Marine Corps, a man  became a Marine_fschool teacher and before school started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and  wasn't even noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to  the toughest students in the schoolWalking confidently into the  rowdy classroom, he opened the window wide and sat down at his  deskWhen a strong breeze made his tie  flap, he took a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He  had no trouble with discipline that year...SEMPER FI

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

a xenophobia. How will you eat yours?

Monday, November 22, 2010


How do you spell Turkey.  Well here it is Hillbilly Willy Style.

Truck Driving NASCAR







10-4 WILLY

Sunday, November 21, 2010

RepairPal Car Care Confidence

Willy is a vehicle expert and Willy appreciates a good vehicle, especially if it belongs to Willy or his family.  This also means that Willy knows when and where to get the real experts involved in the repair or maintenance of these nice redneck vehicles.

Willy does not live in Houston but it is understood that if a person needed repairs there it would be wise to find the right person to do this Houston auto repair to get it done right.  Yes, if you were there and had a ford expedition and it had something such as a bad water pump or was in need of a timing belt then that is the time that you might want to find the right company to fix it.

Well, with all of this said Willy believes in going online and checking out sites such as RepairPal to find out where and who to get to do the job.  From this site it appears that you can get estimates, hear from experts and even track you repairs.  It appears that this is not only what you can do from that site.  It is a site truly made to help you get the right repairs, from the right experts at the right price.  This is a place that you would want to check out if you need repairs. 

Get the information for yourself.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Cowboy Willy

Willy started a new blog a while back just for fun and is just now deciding to promote it a little and see how it goes.  Willy is dedicating this blog to simple quips, sayings, quotes, short jokes and in short simplicity.

The thing that Willy will try to do is to refrain from posting long posts advertising for others.  Willy will have some google ads and some links to others in his quips, and quotes but will not be so abrupt as it is in his other blogs. 

So if you want to get a tidbit of information, fun, quote or quip Willy is going to try to provide that about three times a week.  If you have good info on your site Willy might steal some of these occasionally.  If Willy does this you will also find a link back to your website on Willys links page.

Come join him by clicking on the Cowboy Willy link here or the picture on the top right.  While you are there if you were to click on the ad that shows it would not hurt Willy's feelings because contrary to popular opinion, Willy trys to at least make enough money from blogging to pay for his habits.

10-4 Willy

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Willy uses his HDMI Cables

Willy likes sports.  One of the things Willy really likes is watching sports on his big flat screen HD television.  Wow, the colors are explicit and the details are fantastic.  Willy can see the sweat bead up on the players heads just as if Willy was there.  Wait a minute.  There is a problem sometimes.  Willy has all of these great HDMI cables connecting all of this great electronics together to get a great picture of the game but the game is not coming on TV. 

Where can Willy find the game.  Well it is on Willy's laptop computer at ESPN3.  Willy gets a great picture there but it is real inconvenient to watch on that laptop screen and Willy would really like to see this on the big screen TV.  How can this happen?  Well, Willy's laptop has a HDMI connector and Willy can hook this right up to the television and use this as a HDMI extender.  How great is that.  If Willy can find the feed on his computer he can watch it on his TV.

All Willy can say about that is a great big 10-4.

Willy Wants to be a Fireman



What  will I be when I grow up?





Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Burial Insurance!

 Willy likes to cook and you can see some of his recipes over at Cooking it Up With Hillbilly Willy
You can also see what else might be cooking over at his site.  One of the things that Willy always hopes is that no one will ever need funeral insurance because of Willy's cooking.  If they do need this final expense insurance from this great food it will be because they over ate and not because the food was bad.

All joking aside my family is having to review and deal with burial insurance quotes for seniors as we deal with aging parents.  This is not a fun subject but a person has to take it as best he can so that it does not become overwhelming.  One of the things in this area that we are looking at is who the best carriers for this might be and one that keeps coming to the top is MetLife.  They appear to lead the pack in this type of insurance.

So if you are dealing with these subjects and if you are looking to take care of this type of situation for yourself or others.  Keep your chin up and successful results will come.

10-4 Willy

Tuesday, November 16, 2010



The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach..  
Notice the ‘recliner’ rear seats and the electrostatic’ sunroof.
The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.




Monday, November 08, 2010

Mr President - India Creates Jobs for Americans?

The President is spending billions of dollars to shake hands and look good in India. 


What can they help us do-

  •  learn to answer a help line - and put you on hold with a recording saying our call is important.
  • Teach us to speak in a very broken English so that no one can understand what we are saying
  • Teach us to answer a help line and make the person on the other end ticked off.
  • Teach us to herd water buffaloe
  • Teach us to wrap turbines on our head
  • Teach us to lure their President to the US and spend Billions of Dollars - this might be it.

10-4 WILLY

Friday, November 05, 2010

L earn from your elders

It must have been a slow day at someones office today.  Willy received a lot of funny stories today.  Thought this was good enough to post.  10-4 Willy

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.  The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.  So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. 

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he can find on the Net.  He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. 

He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' 
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Saturday, October 30, 2010


Below are some truths that Willy ran on to and Willy Believes.

A government big enough to give you all you want is strong enough to take everything you have....
 -- Thomas Jefferson

  The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely  to survive a multitude of folks such as those who made him  their president.
   -- Author Unknown

  The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama  presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and  good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man
  for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails  us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

  10-4 Willy

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Candidates and the Truth

Willy went down to Juanita's Road Kill Bar and Cantina yesterday to take a final poll before the elections here in Arkansas.  Here is what Willy found.
Question:  What do you think about Political Ads

  • Billy Bob shouts out "It makes me want to start drinking.  Problem is it is hard to find a place to stop drinking so I can start Back.  - Help me stay Sober or I am  going to think Blanche Lincoln is good looking"
  • Mary Beth Bizlong yelled out "Give me John Boozeman in that race.  Just cause I like his name.  Reminds me of my ex husband - He was quite a booze man in his day.  Stayed drunk night and day until the Day Blanche Lincoln came in the bar and then he swore he would never drink again because he was bound to be seeing things cause there ain't no Woman that ugly"
  • Sammy Jimmy James said that he wanted to vote early cause on election day he expected that he would want to have to many drinks to get out of the bar and go vote.  He said he would take a cab but William Edward Bannister the cab driver would be to busy taking dead people to the polls to vote. 
Well as you see Willy got no help from those at Juanita's on trying to find out who to vote for.  Willy just knows that Blanche has sold us down the river and Willy wants to get this fixed.

10-4 Willy

Monday, October 25, 2010

TutorVista - Knowledge and Tutoring for Willy

 Ok, here is the question.  How many of you would believe that Hillbilly Willy is a math Wizard?  How many of you would believe that Willy knows a great deal about Algebra 2  or is that 5th grade math that Willy is good at.  Let Willy think about that!  Yes, Willy did pass  4th grade math  along with learning all about  Adding fractions.

Seriously, Willy knows that even though he is not real good at finding the  Formula for volume or at Graphing linear equations,  Willy does know that a company known as TutorVista is the leading online tutoring company in the world.  Willy understands that they offer a great unlimited monthly tutoring package for only $99.99 a month for all subjects.  Willy understands that students can use this service all they want, any time they need it. Yes, they say that their tutoring is available 24X7. 

If you want to see a  free demo there is one out there  for first time user where they can try the service for free.  So, how can you beat that.  Tutoring is available for any subject 24 x 7 and you can check it out for free.  Maybe this is something that Willy needs to check because as you know, Willy is not as good at all of these as he would lead you to believe.  This is available for K-12 and college tutoring and is something that sounds great.

10-4 Willy

Willy Reflects - Life - Football _ Bret Favre

 Willy is stealing from a friend today and adding just a Little Willie Twist.
Life is like a football game with Brett Favre as your quarterback. You're going along, doing well, and the next thing you know the other guy has the ball and is running the other direction. 
You're like, "Where did that come from?" :-) But if you dig in and keep trying, more times than not, you'll come out with a W.
10-4 Willy

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Willy is a Little Blogger

Willy is a little blogger!
He blogs blogs.

Willy is the best little blogger
that ever blogged a blog.

Willy is a little crazy
He sounds crazy
He sounds crazier than anyone who has been crazy.

Willy is not sure why, what, how or where - sometimes it just gets here.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Catfish Bait - Willy Recommends!

Willy is a redneck and Willy knows catfish.  Willy knows that one of the most important things in catching catfish is the bait that a person uses.  Catfish Bait is made in all shapes and forms.  Catfish bait stinks and it is not for the faint at hard.  You can make Homemade Catfish Bait but why do that when you have a great source like Homemade Catfish Bait by Benny Roberts.

Willy hears that this is a good ole boy that has a Catfish Bait Recipe that is one of the best.   Willy understands that there are big ole catfish that has been caught with this great bait.  If you don't believe that their are big fish that have been caught with this bait, then you should go to this website and look at the pictures and testimonials.  Willy can say that these are good catfish.  

Willy just re-states that Willy knows catfish.  Willy also knows what catches catfish and Willy knows good catfish when he sees them.  Willy believes that this stuff will catch the catfish and as soon as Willy has a chance he will be putting this catfish bait in the water.

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Hillbillies for Rangers

Hillbilly Willy would like to take this opportunity to thank the world for being what it is and Willy would like to thank the Texas Rangers for going hard and getting ahead of the Yankees and giving some relief from this crazy world.



10-4 Willy

Monday, October 18, 2010

Willy learns All About Multiple Sclerosis!

Willy knows nothing about Multiple Sclerosis but Willy wants to learn.  Why would Willy want to learn about this disease? I guess the reason would be that Willy has recently heard much about it and feels the need to find out all he can about it in case someone he knows has or gets the disease.  Well, where does Willy go to find out about this disease and the  MS treatment  that is available for those that have the disease.

Another thing that Willy has heard is that diet may be important for those who have MS.  They say that the Multiple Sclerosis Diet can be something that can relieve symptoms or give some relief through eating of certain foods.  Willy needs to research that idea and see if this is right or if it is something that he misunderstood.  What do you think?

Well, regardless of what information that Willy has found or understands about MS, it is obvious that there are sites in cyber land that can help all of us find out more information.  If this is something that concerns you then maybe you need to check it out.