Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Candidates and the Truth

Willy went down to Juanita's Road Kill Bar and Cantina yesterday to take a final poll before the elections here in Arkansas.  Here is what Willy found.
Question:  What do you think about Political Ads

  • Billy Bob shouts out "It makes me want to start drinking.  Problem is it is hard to find a place to stop drinking so I can start Back.  - Help me stay Sober or I am  going to think Blanche Lincoln is good looking"
  • Mary Beth Bizlong yelled out "Give me John Boozeman in that race.  Just cause I like his name.  Reminds me of my ex husband - He was quite a booze man in his day.  Stayed drunk night and day until the Day Blanche Lincoln came in the bar and then he swore he would never drink again because he was bound to be seeing things cause there ain't no Woman that ugly"
  • Sammy Jimmy James said that he wanted to vote early cause on election day he expected that he would want to have to many drinks to get out of the bar and go vote.  He said he would take a cab but William Edward Bannister the cab driver would be to busy taking dead people to the polls to vote. 
Well as you see Willy got no help from those at Juanita's on trying to find out who to vote for.  Willy just knows that Blanche has sold us down the river and Willy wants to get this fixed.

10-4 Willy

1 comment:

Sandee said...

There's no doubt in my mind that you will vote for the right person Willy. Not a doubt one.

Have a terrific day. :)