Well, Willy on behalf of his big company done had the opportunity to do some community give back stuff. The local community people was giving a all day demonstration for the local school kids to learn about agriculture.
Well, Willy on behalf of his company, done turned into the one person committee in charge of feeding all of the volunteers --about 150 in all. The volunteers consisted of 80 year olds down to about 12 year olds. This one person committee idea worked well as far as the thinking, organizing and planning. Willy did it like he wanted to, asked no one their ideas and bought what he wanted to. Problem was that when it came to the cooking and cleaning up, Willy done had that by himself also.
Well, all went well most of the day. Willy done fed all of the volunteers donuts at 7:30 in the morning, had water available all day long for the thirsty ones and fed hot dogs, chips and drinks at lunch.
Well, the thinking part of the drinks is where Willy done had him a slight problem. You see when Willy did his shopping at the Big Walmart store, they had cokes, diet cokes, water and sprite. There was not a Mt Dew in the place. Willy thinks this is all right.
Willy found, however, from a young 12 year old man that quote "suggestion for next year Mr. Willy" (He was respectful and called me Mr.) you got to have Mt Dew and Dr. Pepper cause that is what us young folks like to drink.
Willy sometimes gets a little upset when a young upstart done starts to tell Willy what he done wrong. You see, Willy done had about 149 people done tell him how great the donuts was, how wonderful them Petit Jean Hot dogs was and how cold the water was. By that time Willy's head was beginning to tell Willy how great of a planner, thinker and organizer he was.
So why then did the 150th volunteer, the young 12 year old, have to give Willy a little constructive criticism. Willy done think he got a hold of a young ungrateful kid!
Willy done got mad and under his breath done talked about how bad America's kids were. Didn't this smart kid done know how hard Willy had done worked. Willy done want to know why the kids of today are so terrible.
WAIT A MINUTE WILLY! WILLY DONE SAID TO HIMSELF! OVER HALF OF THE VOLUNTEERS WERE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. ALL OF THOSE DONE TOLD YOU WILLY, HOW GOOD THEM HOT DOGS WERE. ONE SMART KID SAID SOMETHING A LITTLE CRITICAL (BUT HE DID SAY MISTER) MAYBE TODAYS KIDS AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
WAIT A MINUTE KID ----WHAT DO YOU WANT! WILLY DONE HAVING SOME DEEP THOUGHTS HERE. WHAT---- OH! THANKS KID, SO YOU SAY THE HOT DOGS WERE PRETTY GOOD EVEN IF YOU DID/NT HAVE A MT. DEW.
OK! WILLY GUESS ALL 150 VOLUNTEERS HAVE NOW CHECKED IN!
10-4 Willy
1 comment:
I can't believe you didn't have Dr. Pepper, Willy -- It's a Texas original!
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