Saturday, April 28, 2007

Willy & Bid4prizes - Yes! I Can Win!

Willy done found him a great place to Bid for stuff and looks like I could win! Willy's new found site is bid4prizes. Willy can't believe that this site lets you bid4prizes, yes bid on cool products, but the new twist on bid4prizes is that the LOWEST UNIQUE bidder actually wins the auction!.

But Willy's question is if you win one of these great prizes form bid4prizes, what would you do with it. Willy done thinks this is such a unique site that if Willy won a great prize from bid4prizes site, Willy might just give it to Juanita down at the "Possum Grits, Grill and Redneck Cantina". Willy, ain't so sure about that though. The little wife might think that this is a little too much of a tip for little ole Juanita. Cause you know, all she does is serve the food.

Or if Willy won a price from bid4prizes he might just give it to the local charity, "Rednecks for a Peaceful Life"

Well, again all Willy can say is that, Willy don't understand exactly how they can do what they do, but Will believes that everybody should go to the web site of bid4prizes and take a look. Willy thinks this might be one of the neatest ideas to come to the hill country web connections in a long time.

Also Willy knows that even though he gets a little redneck bucks for mentioning this site, Willy wouldn't mention it if he hasn't gone there and thinks it might be a good idea.

Check out bid4prizes.

Willy not responsible for any costs involved with this website.

10-4 Willy

Friday, April 27, 2007

Gasoline Crisis

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Garfield on the Gas Crisis




A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA~~~
California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!!



Any Questions ???

10-4 Willy





Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Willy and the Ungrateful Kid!


Well, Willy on behalf of his big company done had the opportunity to do some community give back stuff. The local community people was giving a all day demonstration for the local school kids to learn about agriculture.


Well, Willy on behalf of his company, done turned into the one person committee in charge of feeding all of the volunteers --about 150 in all. The volunteers consisted of 80 year olds down to about 12 year olds. This one person committee idea worked well as far as the thinking, organizing and planning. Willy did it like he wanted to, asked no one their ideas and bought what he wanted to. Problem was that when it came to the cooking and cleaning up, Willy done had that by himself also.

Well, all went well most of the day. Willy done fed all of the volunteers donuts at 7:30 in the morning, had water available all day long for the thirsty ones and fed hot dogs, chips and drinks at lunch.

Well, the thinking part of the drinks is where Willy done had him a slight problem. You see when Willy did his shopping at the Big Walmart store, they had cokes, diet cokes, water and sprite. There was not a Mt Dew in the place. Willy thinks this is all right.

Willy found, however, from a young 12 year old man that quote "suggestion for next year Mr. Willy" (He was respectful and called me Mr.) you got to have Mt Dew and Dr. Pepper cause that is what us young folks like to drink.

Willy sometimes gets a little upset when a young upstart done starts to tell Willy what he done wrong. You see, Willy done had about 149 people done tell him how great the donuts was, how wonderful them Petit Jean Hot dogs was and how cold the water was. By that time Willy's head was beginning to tell Willy how great of a planner, thinker and organizer he was.

So why then did the 150th volunteer, the young 12 year old, have to give Willy a little constructive criticism. Willy done think he got a hold of a young ungrateful kid!

Willy done got mad and under his breath done talked about how bad America's kids were. Didn't this smart kid done know how hard Willy had done worked. Willy done want to know why the kids of today are so terrible.

WAIT A MINUTE WILLY! WILLY DONE SAID TO HIMSELF! OVER HALF OF THE VOLUNTEERS WERE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. ALL OF THOSE DONE TOLD YOU WILLY, HOW GOOD THEM HOT DOGS WERE. ONE SMART KID SAID SOMETHING A LITTLE CRITICAL (BUT HE DID SAY MISTER) MAYBE TODAYS KIDS AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.

WAIT A MINUTE KID ----WHAT DO YOU WANT! WILLY DONE HAVING SOME DEEP THOUGHTS HERE. WHAT---- OH! THANKS KID, SO YOU SAY THE HOT DOGS WERE PRETTY GOOD EVEN IF YOU DID/NT HAVE A MT. DEW.

OK! WILLY GUESS ALL 150 VOLUNTEERS HAVE NOW CHECKED IN!
10-4 Willy

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Cowboy Code

Hillbilly Willy ain't real good at Riding and Roping, But Willy is a believer in:

The Cowboy Code

1. A cowboy always tells the truth and keeps his word.

2. A cowboy is a Patriot and stands for Truth, Justice and the American way.

3. A cowboy never betrays a trust or takes advantage.

4. A cowboy is brave, but never careless.

5. A cowboy defends the weak and helps them.

6. A cowboy is kind to children, old folks, and to animals.

7. A cowboy is free from racial and religious prejudice.

8. A cowboy is clean about his person and in thought, word, and deed.

9. A cowboy is loyal, hard working and maintains a high ethic.

10. A cowboy is thankful for what God has given him.
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10-4 Willy

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Willy going to take up Golf!

Willy done believes there is something wrong. Willy hunts good, is a good fisherman, takes care of the little lady, but Willy don't make as much money as someone who chases a little white ball around the pasture.


Look what golf can build!
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Tiger Wood's New Home
10-4 Willy

Pledge of Allegiance!




New Pledge of Allegiance!

Since the Pledge of Allegiance

and

The Lord's Prayer

are not allowed in most

public schools anymore

Because the word "God" is mentioned....

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached

NEW School prayer.

I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the Rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,

We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.

!

It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

When I die; My soul please take!

Amen

Lord Please Bless the Students and Families of Virginia Tech ."