A little humor - Very Little!

Old Joke but new to Willy:

Older couple sitting on the front porch. Wife says she is going in to get her some pie and ice cream. Husband says - get me some to.

However, realizing that their minds aren't what they used to be and having both agreed to write anything important down, the husband suggests that the wife write down what she is going after.

About 15 minutes later and much noise and confusion in the kitchen the wife comes back with some fried eggs and bacon.

The husband looks at her fairly upset. Dadgumet he says. I told you to write it down.

I wanted my eggs Scrambled.

By the way Willy - have any idea why you are writing this post.

10-4 Willy

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If you have any questions about this also you can find out what others are saying by reading some of the lifelock reviews by consumers. They will tell you like it is, and I believe that you will like what you read.

Try this one out today. What do you have to lose except your good name if you don't!

That what I think about LifeLock.

Happy Mother's Day!

I stole this one from somewhere but cant remember where. Read and enjoy - think back - you have heard your parent or someone use most of these.
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I OWE MY MOTHER (for everything)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you 're in an accident.'

7. My mother t aught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Favorite RenuzitTriScentsHomeMakeover SemiFinalist

I just went to the semi-finalist gallery to take a look at the contest being sponsored by Renuzit Triscents Home Makeover contest.

There are a lot of really neat entries here. Is yours one of them.

The one I like is shown on this page. It is by Tommy, Judy and Ed Silge I believe. It is pretty cool. The scene starts off in a pretty messy room and has a kind of rap type music to it. It shows this going from a really messed up place to a great looking, kind of eclectic place that looks super.

I guess the idea is that you can let Renuzit help you make your place over and look this great.

Sounds like a great idea. It also looks like the contest is still open and a person could possibly still enter the contest. Did not see what the grand prize is but bet it is worth the time if you have the skills, tools and abilitys to make this type of video.

But some of these would be hard to beat. Try it out.

Checked back at the site and discovered that eveyon should visit http://www.triscents.com/gallery.asp and vote for their favorite submission with up to one vote per day through June 7. Your vote will help because the winner with the most votes will receive a $20,000 home makeover with Tayna Memme!

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Redneck at work!

A redneck's work is never done
A redneck works from sun to sun

What is the work of a redneck you ask?
No it is not just drinking from a flask!

A redneck must fish as hard as he can
He must ride in a boat thats why he is tan

He must 4 wheel and fire
His gun efvery hour.

That is the life - the redneck way.
To bad the real job gets in the way.

10-4 Willy

Review of Web Development Site

Check out this web development site. The website is stylishdesign.com. The post that is fascinating is the one about how to create a successful AdWords ad. With the knowledge that is in this post a person should be able to come away with the ideas needed to create a successful campaign.

Not only is the author knowledgeable of his subject, but the website appears to be well designed, easy to read and to the point.

This particular post talks about the ideal ad is not the one that is seen but the one that is clicked. It talks about ad content, ad placement and the key words to use.

Check out this site if you are interested in AdWords Ads.

Twisters in Arkansas

It is amazing the number of tornadoes that have been in Arkansas since the first of the year. Many have been isolated in two or three counties or in a very similar southwest to Northeast pattern.

Most of my business is in two counties and these tornadoes have done damage twice now in those two counties.

Have you ever seen a large poultry farm hit by a tornado with 18 day old chickens.

Not a great site.

My thoughts for now.