Kick Your self Willy!

One of those days - Yes Willy has them to. If it could go wrong it did go wrong.

Why do those come about? It starts first email of the morning which sets the mood for the day and it goes down from there.

Oh well! Willy's old daddy used to say - let it go! Step around behind the barn, kick yourself in the A** and get over it. Nobody cares but you!

Wow! Willy got his boot stuck in there when he kicked. Willy done forgot what it was about!

Where is the DR. to get this boot out of there.

10-4 Willy

Hooked on Golf!

Willy guesses he is hooked on golf. Willy don't play golf that good but Willy watches the big guys on TV and Willy says - here is how Willy would have done that. Or Willy would have hit just like that.

Willy flipped between the tape delay of the Open in Ireland today where it was cold and rainy and the Valero Open in San Antonio where the weather was beautiful. Note - the weather was great on the couch where Willy reclined.

Willy enjoyed napping, and watching - both of which can be done fairly well during a five hour golf match.

Willy also enjoys a small nine hole course close by. There is one par three in particular - high tee box looking down on an island green. Willy likes to pretend it is number 17 at Sawgrass.

Willy tees it up. Willy swings and sure nough it is almost the perfect shot. If it had gone just about 10 feet to the right it would have been a 15 foot put for a birdie.

However it is hard to hit the ball from 10 ft deep in the water. Maybe next time.

10-4 Willy

Nothing Sacred

Willy says there ain't nothing sacred anymore. Women seem to rule the world.

The guys can't even win at the "Kings Sport' of horse raising.

Guess we will have a women President next. Come to think of it we tried that and she came in Second. Not sure if that was good or bad.

10-4 Willy

Willy Rests?

Work had gotten Willy down and Willy decided he needed a day off to rest and get straight about his work.

Willy took Friday off. Willy played 9 holes of golf! Willy mowed the lawn! Willy went shopping with Mrs Willy and her mother. Willy went clothes shopping with Mrs Willy - she bought - Willy bought!

Willy blogs! Willy rested?

A day not at the paid job is always a relief for Willy - regardless of what else goes on!

10-4 Willy

Who Stole Willy's Money!

Sometimes Willy runs into a simple statement that seems funny but when Willy really thinks about it there is much truth to the statement. The following is one that Willy read today that fits.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.


Which one do you think Willy feels stole more of his money?

10-4 Willy

Willy Wants to be at Kissimmee!

Kissimmee sounds almost to Willy like he is asking someone to kiss Willy. Well, that is ok with Willy because going there is almost as wonderful as saying to my lovely wife - Kiss Me!

The only thing for Willy to decide is will Willy just hang out and cool off at one of Kissmmee’s awesome water parks? Or would Willy rather just visit a world-famous theme park?

However, the redneck may come out in Willy and he may just want to just get out in nature and see the great outdoors. Buy wait Willy has always wanted to go on an airboat ride. Yes, that would be Willy's dream. Willy on an airboat has to be awesome.

That's what could be so good about a Kissimmee vacation... Willy can visit the big theme parks enjoy the marvels of native Florida have the friendliness of a small town, and even ride an airboat.

Willy is planning now - Kissimmee vacation - great idea.

It is even great that Kissimmee is giving away three (3) weekend getaways (3 days/2 nights) for two (2); and two (2) week-long vacations for four (4). Drawings will be held on or around 4/1/09, 5/1/09 and 6/1/09.

So enter the sweepstakes yourself and you may get to see Willy hanging out at the airboats.

10-4 Willy

President Laughs at Sick humor!

Two quick facts:

1. Willy has a sense of humor
2. Willy is not a Rush Limbaugh fan.

Now that willy has that out of the way - Willy believes that the President should not laugh quite so hard when a black so called comedian states a death wish on Rush Limbaugh.

Willy goes back to the fact in an earlier post - in tough economic times Willy wishes the President would try a little harder to stimulate the economy rather than to be a great humorist.

It should be known that the number of jobs being created is not near enough to offset the jobs that are being lost. - Unemployment is expected to go up for another 12 - 18 months.

It should be known that 50 cents of every dollar that the Obama administration is spending is borrowed money.

It should be known that at this rate of spending and the lack of stimulus that it is producing will eventually make the Obama administration far outweigh the Bush administration it its disaster to the economy.

It should be known that if white people made black jokes at a White House function that they would be in deep trouble. Black people make jokes about white people and the President laughs!

Willy thinks that this Administration is too much trying to be a part of the Hollywood scene.

Thought - If all of the money that has been thrown after Wall Street - Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac, detroit and every where else - If 1 million was given to each individual family over 50 who paid taxes last year and they were told to retire - buy a car and pay off their house - Jobs would be created, mortgage companies would have money to lend and clean up their debts, detroit would be back in business and----------

Willy would have a new car, retire, have no debt and spend money like crazy to enhance the economy. Can the President get that done by continuing to throw money into the street.

No Way -

10-4 Hillbilly Willy