Friday, August 20, 2010

Lemon Pickers Wanted?

There was a job opening for a qualified Lemon Picker.
A Dear little lady applied for the job with high hopes of getting the position. In her job interview, the first question was mam what qualifications do you have as a lemon picker. She quickly rattled off the following qualifications:

  1. I have been married three times and divorced three times.
  2. I own a Toyota
  3. I voted for Obama.
What better qualifications do you want.

She got the job!

10-4 Willy

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Three Little Pigs

Willy runs into these every now and then that just make Willy laugh.  Those get passed on.  Forgive Willy if you have already seen it.

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THREE LITTLE PIGS
      
When you ask a six year old a question, you never know what the answer will be!
 Proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

    A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs
to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, “…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'”

The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think the man said?”

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, “I think the man would have said, 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'”

The teacher had to leave the room.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Lilliputiens

Willy wants to know if their toys are inspired by Gulliver's Travels?  Why do you think that Willy might think that?  Well, the reason is that the company we are looking at this evening is a toy retailer who sells many things but one of the most predominant is products from Lilliputiens

Lilliputiens is a French toy manufacturer, which is producing quality toys for babies.  Ok.  Where does the story go from there.  Well, the link in this post takes you to a great looking web site which is written in some other language which I believe is German.   But now back to the web site.

The site shows great toys for the little ones.  The site shows things like little and neat stuffed animals, birds, bees and many other stuffed novelty items for babies.  The site appears to let you look at all of these and make excellent selections, if you can read what it says. 

I see farm animals, jungle animals, stuffed books with a place for a picture of the baby and most anything else in toys that you might want.

For the record this is a nice looking sight but strange that they would want me to promote it when I can't read it.

10-4 Willy

Monday, August 16, 2010

Vacation for Obama

Willy gets one vacation a year and Willy works hard for his living.  Willy gets to go to the river or maybe every few years Willy gets a good vacation to another state or so.  Willy has not gotten a vacation this year yet.  Willy wants to go on Vacation.

Willy gets mad when the President or the first lady get to go on Vacation every other week.  Mrs Obama and daughter just got back from Italy or somewhere and now they and the President are in Florida and then going to Martha's Vineyard.  

In the mean time the President makes remarks that makes the world believe that it is ok to put a mosque on or close to ground zero.  Mr. President - your brain must be on vacation.  This as Newt Gingrich says would like putting a Nazi Swatska or something next to the holocaust museum.  It is something that could be done but no one would think it is smart.

Mr. President you are not smart, you are simply on vacation on America's money.

10-4 Willy

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Willy wants Charter on Demand

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Charter. All opinions are 100% mine.

Check out Charter On Demand home page.  It is there that you can find just about anything that you might want to watch on demand.  One of the great things that I have found that I like about on demand is that I no longer have to rush home or shorten my leisurely evening meal  to catch my favorite TV shows. This is because many of  the networks are placing their top shows On Demand the next day after the shows air. This means I can usually find in a short time any of the shows that I might have missed.  This means that shows like NBC's America's Got Talent and ABC's Castle are available for you to watch at the touch of the remote.  This allows me a much more convenient way to watch TV.

Did I mention Castle.  This is one of my favorite on Demand Shows.  The interaction between this great looking cop and this odd but interesting writer create a great TV show that I hate to miss.  That is the delight of on demand.  Most of the time any show such as this that I miss, I can find real soon and catch up and miss nothing.  How great is that.

Well, what more can be said about Charter on Demand or just Charter in particular.  You can, as stated, check them out on their regular page but you might want to know that you can interact with them and know that You will ‘Like’ their Facebook page as well.

And those are Willy's thoughts on this subject and hope you will check it out.   10-4 Willy




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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Willy and the Class Reunion

Willy went to his 40th class reunion this past weekend.  Willy had a great time and found that it was fun to renew old friends.

Willy graduated from class of 52 and 33 showed up at the reunion.  7 of class has passed.  This is not bad of a response for this class.   Willy believes most of this was due to social site Facebook which gave the class a chance to see many pictures and see the schedule and timing of everything prior to the big show.

Willy found that most of the folks had gotten older than Willy feels but probably not older than Willy looks.

One class member put together a 2 disc set of music from billboard hits of our high school years.  Lots of songs.  Willy found himself singing along today to 14 verses of Alice's Restaurant.

A good time was had by all.

10-4 Willy

Monday, August 02, 2010

Willy ready for Footaball

Willy is ready for Arkansas Football.  The hogs are starting practice on Thursday.

Soon after that we will know if Ryan Mallett's foot is ready. Can it take the wear and tear of everyday play.

After one week of playing in the heat, we will know a lot about the players. Heat will test and Petrino will extra test.


Willy says 10-4 and go Hogs.