Shot of the Day

Great First Date

Willy had this one sent to him recently.  Willy thought it was laugh out funny.  May be an old story but it is still good.   Enjoy or skip it Willy don't care.
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Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside  Salt Lake City  ,  Utah  .  It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon..

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.  Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself..

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.. All sh e could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then , as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed of f.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Willy wants a Boost with Boost Mobile!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Boost Mobile. All opinions are 100% mine.

What can you do with your mobile phone?   If you had a plan with Boost Mobile  you could use something they call their Re-Boost to do things such as adding funds to your account.  There you can pay your account online.  However, you can also pay in person or by phone.  Can you do all of that with your phone?  Can you pay with your credit/debit card or you can just sign up for worry free automatic payments.  Can you do that with your phone?

Look at how Boost Mobile works with your social networks.  You can easily use their service and your Blackberry
phone and easily update your Facebook or Twitter account.  You can log in from anywhere and check these accounts.  How social is that? If you are like me most of your updates are needed when you are near your phone but not your computer. Therefore, this makes great sense.  What is even greater for this is things like your Facebook connection can be maintained for one price per month.  How great is that?

You understood earlier too didn't you when I mentioned using your Blackberry.  I mentioned that because Boost has the availability of many great and popular phones for great prices.  How great is that.

All Willy can say all about this is a great big 10-4

Good Things Coming For Willy and the Rednecks.

Willy knows what it takes to move men's minds in Arkansas away from the economy to what really matters.  Those things that matter are the things that are good and pure and wonderful about life.  Those are the things of the outdoors that are coming soon.

1. Dove season is coming in only a few days. - 
2. Bow hunting  - deer
3. Muzzle loading season - deer
4. Modern Gun season - deer
5. Duck hunting season coming soon
6. Great lakes - get that last summer boating in.
7. Great lakes - fishing all year long.
8. Great rivers - fishing all year long
9. Great rivers - canoeing, kayaking, - get the last summer trip in
10. Great lodges - Wilhelmenia, Degray - others

Great Arkansas.

10-4 Willy

Willy says Join Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hampton Hotels. All opinions are 100% mine.

How would you like to win a hotel for a weekend.  Yes, you and all of your friends could spend two nights at the Hampton Inn in the Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes. Well, what is this sweepstakes you ask?

Go to the website for this contest and sign up and you could be the winner of a two day stay at Hampton Inn for you and 100 of your friends.  Along with this you will receive $5,000 to help pay for other expense.  How much fun would that be.   Man, can I imagine how much fun my friends and I would have with a party like this.  It could be like a great fun time to catch up with old friends.  This could be like a big reunion.  That is it.  I could use this to have a class reunion for my high school.  There were about 50 people in my class and if they come along with their spouses this would be just about right.  How great would that be.  A gathering of friends at a great Hotel with little or no costs to the participants except getting there.  Count me in.

Well, here is what I think I will do.  I believe that I would encourage everyone to enter this contest especially all of my friends so that our chances of winning improve.  Everyone out there please go to this site and sign up for this and be sure to invite me if you win.  Don't worry about signing up because this sweepstakes is open to everyone, not just those that are Hilton Honors members or those that have previously stayed at a Hampton.

So what are you waiting for.  Get out there and get signed up.  Lets get this thing booked and let the party begin.
All I can say that is left is 10-4 - Hillbilly Willy.

Are You Ready

Are you Ready for some Football.  Willy is ready.  Willy is excited about the fact that the Razorbacks are looking like they are hot this season starting out at #17.

What do you think the Hawgs will do this year.  Do you think they can stick in there and get to use the hot hand of Ryan Mallett to the point of going all the way to number 1.  Can the Razorbacks and Petrino be the hottest team in America.10-4 Willy

Can the Razorbacks be #1 when it comes to the great end of the season.

Willy believes it is the year of the Hog. 

Help Charter Give Free Laptops to Schools

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Charter. All opinions are 100% mine.

Charter is a great company that has often had great promotions.  These promotions often are to reward customers potential customers for reviewing and or signing  up for Charter service.  It has not been unusual for Charter to have given away such things as a hybrid car, a Camaro, an HDTV-A-Day for an entire month, free laptops, XBox 360's and more.  How great is that as a reward for signing up for a great service. 

 What is Charter doing this time?  How about  a laptop-a-day giveaway !  Yes, Charter says that it is going to do this to give back to the community. This giveaway allows Charter to give you the chance to help your favorite school to start smart this fall with 50 new laptops!  As part of Charter’s back-to-school campaign, they are giving these 50 laptops away to two schools.

Wait, there is more.  There is the chance also for you to register for your own chance to win a laptop.


In the mean time you need to know that ordering any Charter service will automatically put you in the drawing for a chance to win and get up to $300 cash back. You can also register online with no purchase necessary.

But don't forget that the real opportunity mentioned here is the opportunity for parents and anyone else to nominate their local schools for this promotion.  You might also want to encourage your friends to vote for their school to win the 50 laptops by going to the website.  Schools need to be nominated by Aug. 12. There is a short nomination process at http://www.charter.com/laptop

What will Charter do?  They will  choose 50 finalists (based on the nomination stories submitted) and announce them on Aug. 16.

Please know that you can get this information and work through this process by visiting  Charter on Facebook


Charter will announce the two winning schools on Sept. 27th.