Children's Church

The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said, "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?" One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said, "Please tell us what the resurrection is."

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice, "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probabl forgotten - but that boy's voice won't be.

 
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BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND HIS FAMILY - SCARY

MORE FAMILY PICTURES OF THE NEW FIRST FAMILY??

PLEASE READ THE FINE PRINT


How come we haven't seen or known about some of these....? OR MAYBE YOU HAVE

Hot Work for Willy

Willy mowed the lawn today
Willy did it in the heat.
When Willy was done with the job
Willy was too hot and sick to eat.

Yea right!  Willy got hot here in Arkansas and the job was tough but Willy has to be really out there to miss a meal.

Just saying

10-4 Willy

Prince Harry

Prince Harry went to Vegas you know
and while he was there he put on a show
the pictures are flying and the Queen is a crying
Come on now queen he's just a boy let him have playthings and show us his toy
The girls are swooning while Harry is mooning
And Prince William's wishing it would all go away.

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Willy is Ready for Football.

Arkansas Razorbacks, John L Smith, Tyler Wilson, Kniles Davis,  Paul Petrino no Bobby Petrino.   Hogs, Alabama, LSU.

All of these words spell excitement.  Just hope the excitement lasts past the first couple of games.

10-4 Willy.

Drinking on the job Mr President

You mister President Obama are a prime example of what is wrong with America today. You have already proven that it is more productive for a person to have his hand out for the government to put money in it than it is to have your hand out to put a glove on it and go to work.

I observed you today on television in front of millions of Americans hoisting a glass of alcoholic beverage during the day when you were on the job for the American people. What do you think my employer would say if he saw me a voice hoisting a beer in the middle of the day. Where I work drinking on the job is a an offence that could get me fired.

Yes Mr. president you might call me a prude. Yes Mr President you might call me old fashioned. But Mr President you will not see me drinking on the job. Yes, you Mr Barack  Hussein Obama, President of the United States is what is wrong with America.

Romney and Ryan - Batman and Robin?

Willy hopes that the R & R duo of Romney and Ryan can turn into somehow being Batman and Robin and that they can sweep in and cook up a win in the Presidential election.   It is obvious that something has to change in this country.  We are going to hell in a hand basket.  Whatever that means.

Does anyone truly believe that this country can keep on the same track that it is on at this time and not be in for total doom and destruction.  We must get rid of King Hussein Obama- Sounds like he needs to be running another country.   We have had terrorists with similar names.

What can we do.  We must try the dynamic duo and get Obama out.

Please don't turn into Yogi and BooBoo

10-4 Willy