NO COPS AVAILABLE!

Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn. 
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.

Willy and the Grandson

Willy just had the 1 year old grandson over for the weekend.  This is the one and only grandkid and it is wonderful as everyone says.

Willy however, is worn out!   Hi is walking and goes everywhere.  He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.

He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it.  He realizes that and uses this to his advantage.  When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.

He is precious.  

 

10-4- Willy

Where O Where has Tiger Gone.

Phil Mickelson wins and Tiger does not even come close.  What has happened to Tiger.  For a man who wins more than 20 percent of his career starts, going 0-for-17 is like Ted Williams going 0-for-100 – it isn't supposed to happen. Yet, after finishing five shots behind Phil Mickelson in Scotland, that's where Woods is at.

Will Tiger be back.  Will Tiger win another major.  Will Tiger cheat on his girlfriend.  Almost all of these are a certain thing.  

That is Willy's thoughts for today. 

Willy Needs to Post

Willy has been slacking lately and needs to get back in the habit of posting on a regular basis.  So what does Willy need to post about.  Willy is a little bit boring these days.

Well, what does a Hillbilly know today that is important to the world.  Maybe Johnny football.   Why does he have free reign to go anywhere and do anything that he wants to do.  Why would someone with such talent get drunk and hungover and pull out of a football camp that was important to him and the coaches of Texas A & M.  

Why?  Because he is an idiot.

But he has some hot chicks around him.  Does he qualify for a Hilllbilly!

Only if he shares his hot babes.

10-4 Willy

Build a Joke - Help Willy

Comment and add to the joke - this is Willy's version of Build a Joke...



A Blonde, a cowboy and a lawyer were sitting in a bar.   

The Cowboy said to the blonde..How do y'all like my boots and ...

PUPPY LOVE

This photo almost made Willy cry!

Willy receives lots of wonderful photos of dogs, cats, and other adorable animals.

And Willy always like to forward the cute ones.

This one is especially touching.
Please, don't get misty-eyed on me.

Where is Willy's Bed

Willy started to go to bed tonight and found that Mrs Willy done moved the
bed outside.

I wonder where the dog will sleep tonight. She sure ain't going to sleep at
the foot of the bed. That dog ain't spent a night outside in her life.

Well, life goes on.

10-4 Willy