Its county fair time in Arkansas

Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.

Only the animal knows.

Harvest in Arkansas

The Good Book says you so and you reap.

It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.

It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.

Alwaysb see the big picture

Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy

 

"Always See The Big Picture" The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."

 

NO COPS AVAILABLE!

Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn. 
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.

Willy and the Grandson

Willy just had the 1 year old grandson over for the weekend.  This is the one and only grandkid and it is wonderful as everyone says.

Willy however, is worn out!   Hi is walking and goes everywhere.  He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.

He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it.  He realizes that and uses this to his advantage.  When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.

He is precious.  

 

10-4- Willy

Where O Where has Tiger Gone.

Phil Mickelson wins and Tiger does not even come close.  What has happened to Tiger.  For a man who wins more than 20 percent of his career starts, going 0-for-17 is like Ted Williams going 0-for-100 – it isn't supposed to happen. Yet, after finishing five shots behind Phil Mickelson in Scotland, that's where Woods is at.

Will Tiger be back.  Will Tiger win another major.  Will Tiger cheat on his girlfriend.  Almost all of these are a certain thing.  

That is Willy's thoughts for today. 

Willy Needs to Post

Willy has been slacking lately and needs to get back in the habit of posting on a regular basis.  So what does Willy need to post about.  Willy is a little bit boring these days.

Well, what does a Hillbilly know today that is important to the world.  Maybe Johnny football.   Why does he have free reign to go anywhere and do anything that he wants to do.  Why would someone with such talent get drunk and hungover and pull out of a football camp that was important to him and the coaches of Texas A & M.  

Why?  Because he is an idiot.

But he has some hot chicks around him.  Does he qualify for a Hilllbilly!

Only if he shares his hot babes.

10-4 Willy