Comedy Plus

Thanks to Sandee at Comedy Plus for this.  Willy thinks it needs to be forwarded.

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Debt Ceiling "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better." ~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006 Credit: Snopes.com Image Credit: United States Senate

 

 

Buford and Bubba

Buford and Bubba, two Alabama boys, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead, Buford. It's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Buford said. "We'll just finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Buford.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on his forehead When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Buford. "We's on the patch!"

and Willy says 10-4.

Its county fair time in Arkansas

Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.

Only the animal knows.

Harvest in Arkansas

The Good Book says you so and you reap.

It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.

It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.

Alwaysb see the big picture

Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy

 

"Always See The Big Picture" The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."

 

NO COPS AVAILABLE!

Late one evening, Bart heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guy stealing things out of his barn. 
He phoned the police and was asked, "Have they made an attempt to enter your house?"
Slightly miffed by the question, Bart replied, "No -- But they haven't emptied the barn yet."
The dispatcher said all patrols were busy, but she would send the first one that was available.
Bart waited a minute and called the police again, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my barn. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot all the SOB's!" Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, 3 police cars, a Swat team, and 2 ambulances showed up at Bart's and caught the burglars red-handed.
Accusingly, the officer in charge said to Bart, "I thought you told the dispatcher you shot them."
Unconcerned, Bart replied, "I thought she said there weren't any patrol available.

Willy and the Grandson

Willy just had the 1 year old grandson over for the weekend.  This is the one and only grandkid and it is wonderful as everyone says.

Willy however, is worn out!   Hi is walking and goes everywhere.  He is good as gold but it takes lots of steps and lots of watching to keep him out of things.

He has learned to act like he is whistling and when he does this people thinks he is cute and laughs at it.  He realizes that and uses this to his advantage.  When he gets close to something such as a plant that he should not be getting hold of he will reach out his hand toward the plant and blow like he is whistling thinking that it will be cute and you will not notice he is touching something that he is not supposed to touch.

He is precious.  

 

10-4- Willy