How the Yankees Won the War

One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.

The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.

"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.

When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That evening after the game, when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train, the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom, and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "ticket please."

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war

Arkansas Razorbacks

The team that was........Alabama killed hogs on Saturday.  Pork to be eaten next week.  

Willy just hopes that the Hogs can win their bye week.

10-4 Willy

Comedy Plus

Thanks to Sandee at Comedy Plus for this.  Willy thinks it needs to be forwarded.

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Debt Ceiling "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better." ~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006 Credit: Snopes.com Image Credit: United States Senate

 

 

Buford and Bubba

Buford and Bubba, two Alabama boys, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead, Buford. It's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Buford said. "We'll just finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Buford.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on his forehead When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Buford. "We's on the patch!"

and Willy says 10-4.

Its county fair time in Arkansas

Question for all you rednecks. Is this a sheep dressed up like a zebra or is this a zebra dressed up like a sheep.

Only the animal knows.

Harvest in Arkansas

The Good Book says you so and you reap.

It is harvest time in Arkansas and what has been sown is being harvested.

It appears that the farmers did a good job of sowing this year because the reaping appears to be good also.

Alwaysb see the big picture

Willy believes everyone should really see the big picture.----10-4 Willy

 

"Always See The Big Picture" The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."