Willie is sitting in Fairfield Bay today and it's colder than we will E. some would say it is colder than a witches t dot dot dot dot. Ice on everything I'm saying of everything snow in the air Willie is 70 miles from home and Willy needs to be at home. Sen
A man was telling his buddy "You won't
believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my
allowance
immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take
my
front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown
me
and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and
leave my share to any charity you choose."
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said
that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Dad,
meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!'" Same thing!!!
Fall in Arkansas is what Willy likes. Take this drone flight through a famous for its colors cemetery in Harrison, Arkansas........10-4 Willy
Maplewood Cemetery-Harrison Arkansas from Tim Donar on Vimeo.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, Sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis" he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
10-4 Willy
Willy is spending the night with Mrs Willy in a place that costs as much as a five star hotel.
Only problem is that room service comes every hour and the meals suck.
Get us out of here!
10-4
Willy
One morning 3 South Georgia good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Albany train station heading to Athens for a big football game.
The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.
He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That evening after the game, when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip, while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the Southern boys.
When they boarded the train, the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom, and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said, "ticket please."
There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war
The team that was........Alabama killed hogs on Saturday. Pork to be eaten next week.
Willy just hopes that the Hogs can win their bye week.
10-4 Willy
