Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."


Willy just hopes that Mrs Willy does not get her eyes fixed!

10-4 Willy

Treat your Bible like you do you Cell Phone

      Something Willy found and really likes.

Cowboys-4-Christ

~ I was thinking on my way home from the rodeo the other night and got touched by the spirit, so I wrote this down,
Its just something to think about......

Wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible
like we treat our cell phones.

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it

What if we flipped through it several times a day

What if we used it to receive messages from the text

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it

What if we gave it to kids as gifts

What if we used it as we traveled

What if we used it in case of an emergency

Something to make you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and where is my Bible?

Willys take on the news in Arkansas

Willie loves katv news and Daybreak.
Willie loves Melinda Mayo and Renee Shapiro.  Willie knows when they're talking real news and Willie knows when they're talking crap.

Today they're talking about the Oscars. There is a need for porta potties in the background.

Which one do you think Willie thinks they are talking about today... news or crap?

10 -4 Willie

Ponca Arkansas - Elk Central

Willy likes Arkansas. Check out here the things that you might miss if you don't live in Arkansas or Vacation in Arkansas. 10-4 Willy

Got you! No, I got you. by Rita Szabo

Willie again

The trees are solid ice  it must be really nice it is very cold Willie must be very bold to be out on a day like this is simply wonderful bliss
10 4 Willie

What the phone sees

Willie is sitting in Fairfield Bay today and it's colder than we will E.  some would say it is colder than a witches t dot dot dot dot. Ice on everything I'm saying of everything snow in the air Willie is 70 miles from home and Willy needs to be at home. Sen

The Will- Humor Not a Political statement!

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then, sell my car, take my
front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then, disown me
and never talk to me again.  Don't forget to write me out of your will and
leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that.  She actually said,  'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed.  We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!'"  Same thing!!!