Friday, April 25, 2014

Materialistic Lawyer

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barrelling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"SHOOT!!!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex is gone!

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Two Fish - One Cast - One GoPro Video

Nothing like getting two in one. Fishing for White Bass during spawning. The umbrella rig worked. Check out this video by Hillbilly Willy Productions. - 10-4 Willy

Fishing for a Double Catch from Cecil Oursbourn on Vimeo.

Friday, April 04, 2014

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder


A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."


Willy just hopes that Mrs Willy does not get her eyes fixed!

10-4 Willy




Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Treat your Bible like you do you Cell Phone


~ I was thinking on my way home from the rodeo the other night and got touched by the spirit, so I wrote this down,
Its just something to think about......

Wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible
like we treat our cell phones.

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it

What if we flipped through it several times a day

What if we used it to receive messages from the text

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it

What if we gave it to kids as gifts

What if we used it as we traveled

What if we used it in case of an emergency

Something to make you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and where is my Bible?

Saturday, March 01, 2014

Willys take on the news in Arkansas

Willie loves katv news and Daybreak.
Willie loves Melinda Mayo and Renee Shapiro.  Willie knows when they're talking real news and Willie knows when they're talking crap.

Today they're talking about the Oscars. There is a need for porta potties in the background.

Which one do you think Willie thinks they are talking about today... news or crap?

10 -4 Willie

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Ponca Arkansas - Elk Central

Willy likes Arkansas. Check out here the things that you might miss if you don't live in Arkansas or Vacation in Arkansas. 10-4 Willy

Got you! No, I got you. by Rita Szabo on Capture Arkansas

Thursday, February 06, 2014

Willie again

The trees are solid ice  it must be really nice it is very cold Willie must be very bold to be out on a day like this is simply wonderful bliss
10 4 Willie