Slow Down - This ain't No NASCAR Race!

I took on this blogger identity of Hillbilly-Willy because I moved from a place in Texas where life seemed to be fast paced and hectic to a place in the Hill Country of Arkansas where there seemed to be many people with a different lifestyle.

There were things that seemed to be unique to what I called the Hillbilly lifestyle (call it what you will). Those things were:

You move at a slower pace - move out of my way Willy - I got to get somewhere was not something that you heard often - after you get off of the interstate.

You talk more about fishing & hunting - Did you go fishing yesterday? Did you see that big buck that LeRoys kid killed over in the holler.

Family seems to be more important - is that yo're sister Willy - Yea! She ain't much of a wife though (just a joke)

Cars and racing are a way of life- Willy-did ya see that Nascar race yesterday? Yea - but I still miss ole number 3 being on the track. You think your 43 Willis Jeep can beat my 51 Ford Pickup? Maybe - but I got the engine hanging in the tree in the front yard - I'll get er back in next week and we'll try.

Your home is definetly your castle- Willy- you got a long neck beer with you? Yea -just a minute - let me go into the double wide and see if it has brewed yet.

You grow your substance - Willy- you got anything growing in your garden - Yea- but it aint ready to smoke yet- Let me show you - Be sure and step around that smelly stuff cooking there - it aint ready yet either. Hope it dont blow up my house.

All kidding a side. The above is what a lot what people think. However, most of us get so caught up in our busy lifestyle that all we do is go to work - go home - and do it all over again tomorrow.

Maybe we need to slow down and fish a little more. Go hunting in the spring and be more concerned about being in the wild than getting the wild things that we think we have to own.

Maybe there are things more important than a new car - a large house - a nice watch. Hang on Willy - maybe we need to slow down a little and make life more fun.

Just a repeat of What Willy Thinks

Thats all for now.
10-4 Willy

Unsigned Bands - Willy says "Someone Sign Them"

Willy done figured out the maybe he might want to go into the music business. Wow, Willy could get him a band and could announce it on Industrial Bands web site.

Willy could go around the country and people could look on the Industrial Bands website and see where Willy was at and where Willy was going. This Industrial Bands website allows artists to promote themselves and others.

Willy might let people know on the Industrial Bands website that Willy is the greatest banjo picker in the world. Or maybe the best band is Circus of the Dead Squirrels. Sounds like my last hunting trip.

Willy done listened to some Tom Barnes from the music website.

Point being - this might be a great way for someone to get their break as a great music star.

It is called Unsigned.com

Willy says try it out and just because Willy gets a small compensation for mentioning this site, doesnt mean that it aint ok. Willy just has to pay for the internet.

Rules of the South - Listen Up Yankee!

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a Pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year.

4. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

5. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

6. Yeah, we eat Crappi and Catfish and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a Religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

8. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

9. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a whole heck of a lot more fun to watch.

10. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish.

LAST AND NOT LEAST ---

You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

10-4 Willy

News Flash -Anna Nicole Smith is Still Dead

Willy believes it is amazing how many angles the news media can get out of a story.

Heard another one in the Media today. – If they check the pulse – No Change

10-4 Willy

Willy Surfs Internet for Car - See his Choice

Willy done went looking for cars on the internet today. Willy done found a site for great car searches.

This gave Willy the idea to look around and see what he might want in Used Car Classifieds
on that site. Willy done went down the roads of his memory to a time when he and a buddy used to ride around the old college town in a Chevy Corvette that sucker was bright yellow and a hillbilly babe magnet. Well Willy done looked and he couldn't find one just that color - but boy Willy did find some good looking cars!

Well, since Willy did'nt find his corvett Willy done decided he might look good now riding around town in a Cadillac Escalade you know one of those with the pearly blue color and all the trimmings. Man Willy would look good pulling up in front of the "Redneck Possum Grill and Cantina" in that baby. But wait a minute - Little Redneck Mama would probably get that one to drive the kids down to the local soccer practice and gang fight. I can't get that one.



Well maybe a Dick Tracy Car. You know the Chrysler 300. No - might look to sophisticated in that one. Willy has a reputation to hold to you know.



Well - Here is what Willy has found on that site that he might can get and use on the old lease out in the country.


Well What do you think. This is Willy!


10-4 willy

March Madness and Blog Changes - Who Knows?

Willy still watching this March Madness thing. Todays games lool pretty good to Willy. Willy done going to pick Ohio State over Memphis even if this is against Willys Bracket.

Coming soon Willy going to try to try a little twist on this blog thing - maybe try a little story line.

Who knows - may happen - may not - stick around - come back - Willy going to be here!

10-4 Willy

Willy and the Aggies - Texas A & M

March Madness Message from Willy

CLICK HERE to here how Willy Feels about His team Loosing