Kissimmee - the Best Vacations are Free?

Free! Free? Free........ Yes that is what Willy said was Free. If it is free it is good.

What could Willy and family do in Kissimmee . Here is what Willy would do.

Willy would enjoy nature. Willy would go check out the great wilderness preserves, the animals, the back to nature sites. That is what Willy would do.

What would Mrs Willy do. Mrs Willy is the kind that loves to shop and would be checking out the historic downtown area with its eclectic shops and boutiques. Shopping, shopping and more shopping. That is what Mrs Willy would do. Willy might have to be the good little husband and do some of this to.

What would all the little Willy's do. They would scream and yell and play and want to go to all of the local theme parks and the animal parks and the real parks and go parking with their boyfriends. (wait a minute - Willy didn't say that)

Then the Willy family might all settle in and go to the park and have a great picnic. What fun the Willy family would have with a great picnic.

Well, what Willy has to say next is most important. The fact that all of this can be free to someone. You see, Kissimmee is giving away three weekend getaways(3 days/2 nights) for two (2); and two (2) weeklong vacations for four (4).

Yes, drawings for these vacations will be held on or around 4/1/09, 5/1/09 and 6/1/09.

So there it is the best vacations are free! Enter the sweepstakes and get this chance for yourself

This is a big 10-4 from Willy

Check out Willy's Buddy RED S TATER!

Check out ole RED S TATER - where he says

COME ON DOWN TO OBAMA'S WHITE-HOUSE CAR EMPORIUM WHERE WE'VE GOT CARS and WE'VE GOT DEALS...

10-4 Willy

Computer Glitch Stalls Willys Colonoscopy

Willy had fear in his heart when he woke this morning at 3 a.m. Willy just remembered that he had never received a call from the Dr.'s Office reminding him that he had a colonoscopy in the morning at 10 am.

Oh Crudd - Willy thought. Have I gone through the might cleansing of the bowels for nothing.

Willy sweated through the rest of the night and when 8:00 am morning came - Willy called and asked the receptionist.

Willy was a little taken back when she said just a minute let me put you on hold. - Does that mean she can't find Willy.

No - it only meant that there was a problem. Appointment was at 10:00 and they said - Why don't you come in at 11:00 - We are having a computer problem.

This worried Willy - Was the computer going to search places or was the doctor. Well, it was the picture part of it. The part that enhanced and would give Willy pictures to hang on the wall.

11:00 came and computer still not fixed. Shucks the Dr. going to have to put away the camera and do it the old fashion way. Just look at it.

Willy is behind the curtain - embarrassing gown on - with back side shining.

Willy hears a computer technician there to fix the machine say "DOC HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?"

Doc answers -"SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MONDAY'S WHERE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG."

EXCUSE WILLY BUT DID THE DR. SAY EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG - THIS IS THE DOCTOR THAT IN 20 MINUTES TAKES WILLY BEHIND THE MYSTICAL SCREEN AND PUTS THINGS WHERE THEY SHOULD NOT GO.

ALL I CAN SAY DOC -"EVEN IF WE ARE IN ARKANSAS - WE ARE STILL NOT MARRIED AFTER THIS ROUTINE"

10-4 wILLY

Awwwwwww- Monday

Willy participates in Aww Monday -

Might be what Willy is saying later as he gets a procedure known as a Colonoscopy.

10-4 Willy

Today!

Willy read this one and liked it.

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT - THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT "THE PRESENT"

10-4 Willy

Life is Good?

At least Willy has a job.

At least Willy has food.

At least Willy has a good Wife.

At least Willy has a good dog.

Willy guesses life is good.

10-4 Willy

Willy and the President

Mr. President - Willy has been cyber travelling and has spent the last two days at an old historic air field called Ebert Field just outside Lonoke, Arkansas. Time travel took me back to 1918 when the field was first developed.

Mr. President as Willy sat there waiting for his friends to discover where he was at - Willy got to thinking (yes that is dangerous Mr. President)

Willy was thinking about all of the great bailout money that has gone to help those great companies that you say would take America under if they failed. Yes, Mr. President Willy was thinking that America is doing great things to help those who have been irresponsible, crooked and downright stupid in getting those great companies where they are at today --- in the dumpers.

While all of that is going on Mr. President Willy was thinking. What is there in all of this to help Willy.

Willy is not sure. Willy is simple minded but here is how Willy sees it:

• Willy has been responsible and did not take a mortgage that Willy could not pay for. - Bad for Willy - no help here.
• Willy has worked hard at his company to help make it successful and have a good longevity in a job. - Bad for Willy and company - no help here.
• Willy has worked hard to put up a large portion of his money into retirement accounts so that Willy could retire and enjoy what America has to offer in retirement. Willy's money keeps going down and Wall street sucks it up faster than Willy can make it. - bad for Willy - No help here.
• Mr. President goes on TV and Wall street will probably crash again tomorrow as it has everytime Mr. President makes a statement. - Willy loses more money - Bad for Willy - no help here.

Mr. President my question is - how are you helping Willy the good American - Joe the Plumber or AIG President (how did his name slip in there - maybe he will give me some of his bonus)

10-4 Mr. President - Where is Willy's Help?

I am sorry Mr. President - I guess Willy was mixed up - Willy thought you said there would be change. You must have said that Willy was deranged.

10-4 again Mr. President.