Family get together!

Willy went to a 90th birthday party today for an uncle. There were lots of kin folks there. Willy spent several wonderful hours asking "NOW WHO ARE YOU!"


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WIlly Watches?

Willy Watches what? Willy watches basketball. Especially Razorback Basketball. Willy watches John Pelphrey with passion and pride. Willy watches Arkansas raise the prices of tickets for next years ball games because they believe that Ryan Mallet is going to be great and that they can get the price because people will watch.

Willy watches NASCAR - Not. Willy Watches SI Swimsuit Edition better known as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions - Not - because willy would get in trouble looking at those half naked women or girls with very little clothes on. That would not be nice.

Willy watches American Idol????

Willy just Saying - Pants on the Ground. Willy just rambles sometimes.

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Tiger and Sex Therapy - How do you think it works?

Willy been thinking about this sex therapy thing that Tiger Woods is supposed to be involved in. (picture is what Willy thought Tiger might look like because of the Therapy)

Willy hasn't asked any of the professionals but Willy thinks maybe this sex therapy works in one of two ways.

When you go to sex therapy, they make you have sex until you go blind. Then you can go home back to the beautiful wife you remember. When great looking other gals are around you can't see how beautiful they are. What you do not see does not tempt you. THEREFORE YOU ARE CURED!

When you go to sex therapy, they attach electrodes to certain parts of your body which are activated by your brain. The electrodes are programmed to go off when you have sexual thoughts about someone other than your wife. They then parade naked women in front of you for hours on end. The electrodes go off each time you see these ladies until your brain can't take it any more. THEREFORE YOU ARE CURED OR FRIED.

Those are Willy's thoughts - maybe you have some thoughts - Leave your comments.

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Reduce your energy usage & start saving!

Willy is reviewing a great site that lets you discover the efficiency of your home and how you can improve it. The site is Microsoft-Hohm

Willy has signed up for an account and is using the site to find out more about how Willy can do better in the areas of home heating, energy efficiency and power consumption in and around the home. Wow! Willy has taken the first area of questions about Willy's home and found out that there may be lots of things that Willy can do to improve in all of these areas.

Willy found that the site is pretty easy to move around in and answer the questions to find out what Willy needs to do to get this house in tip top shape and cut Willy's bills. Willy wants to save money and being energy efficient is a great way to do so.

Willy believes that most people can save money by checking out this site and finding out what they can do to help their house.

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South Beats the North This Time!

Willy runs into one every now and then that Willy believes is good enough to pass on to others that might stumble on to this blog. When Willy sees these Willy just has to give others the pleasure of enjoying the great words of wisdom. I this one read and then see if you can explain to Willy how ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH THEM YANKEES WON THE WAR!

Read & enjoy --- 10-4 Willy

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ONE MORNING 3 ALABAMA GOOD OLD BOYS AND 3 YANKEES WERE IN A TICKET LINE AT THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN STATION HEADING TO ATLANTA FOR A BIG FOOTBALL GAME.

THE 3 NORTHERNERS EACH BOUGHT A TICKET AND WATCHED AS THE 3 SOUTHERNERS BOUGHT JUST ONE TICKET AMONG THEM.

"HOW ARE THE 3 OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONE 1 TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE YANKEES.

"WATCH AND LEARN" ANSWERED ONE OF THE BOYS FROM THE SOUTH.

WHEN THE 6 TRAVELERS BOARDED THE TRAIN, THE 3 YANKEES SAT DOWN, BUT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED INTO A BATHROOM TOGETHER AND CLOSED THE DOOR.

SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN DEPARTED, THE CONDUCTOR CAME AROUND TO COLLECT TICKETS.

HE KNOCKED ON THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SAID, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENED JUST A CRACK AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGED WITH A TICKET IN HAND.

THE CONDUCTOR TOOK IT AND MOVED ON.

THE YANKEES SAW THIS HAPPEN AND AGREED IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. INDEED, SO CLEVER THAT THEY DECIDED TO DO THE SAME THING ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY.

THAT EVENING AFTER THE GAME WHEN THEY GOT TO THE ATLANTA TRAIN STATION, THEY BOUGHT A SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP WHILE TO THEIR ASTONISHMENT THE 3 SOUTHERNERS DIDN'T BUY EVEN 1 TICKET.

"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT A TICKET?" ASKED ONE OF THE PERPLEXED YANKEES.

"WATCH AND LEARN", ANSWERED ONE OF THE SOUTHERN BOYS.

WHEN THEY BOARDED THE TRAIN THE 3 NORTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO A BATHROOM AND THE 3 SOUTHERNERS CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO THE OTHER BATHROOM ACROSS FROM IT.

SHORTLY AFTER THE TRAIN BEGAN TO MOVE, ONE OF THE SOUTHERNERS LEFT THEIR BATHROOM AND WALKED QUIETLY OVER TO THE YANKEE'S BATHROOM. HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID "TICKET PLEASE".

Bonjourno Branson!!

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