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A Blonde, a cowboy and a lawyer were sitting in a bar.   

The Cowboy said to the blonde..How do y'all like my boots and ...

PUPPY LOVE

This photo almost made Willy cry!

Willy receives lots of wonderful photos of dogs, cats, and other adorable animals.

And Willy always like to forward the cute ones.

This one is especially touching.
Please, don't get misty-eyed on me.

Where is Willy's Bed

Willy started to go to bed tonight and found that Mrs Willy done moved the
bed outside.

I wonder where the dog will sleep tonight. She sure ain't going to sleep at
the foot of the bed. That dog ain't spent a night outside in her life.

Well, life goes on.

10-4 Willy

Hillbilly willies cell phone checking out the country

Willie is out in the country today with a cell phone in hand and is checking out what the cell phone sees.

Here's an interesting thought this barn has seen a better hay day.

Or should really be saying as the next picture shows this is quite a hay day!

Cowboy and his bull!

Things That Will Make You Say........

 "Help Me, Jesus!"




















 

Democrat or Republican

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in Favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other Words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the Lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to Higher
taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to Be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by Asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that She was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people She knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends,  because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey
doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are
Easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She Is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'

Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA,  and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to The
Republican party.' If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.