Barack Hussein Obama - Jokes - or Truths?

Willy done ran into a few jokes that he thought was funny as long as they are jokes. The problem is that Willy aint sure that these jokes are not truths in the future.

Well they are funny now - Willy just hopes that they are not signs of the future.
Read and enjoy! or hate if you like the cocain sniffing Presidential Want to be!
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Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

10-4 Willy

Barack Hussein Obama Fans take Note!

For all of the Obama fans out there here is a little story that tells exactly what Willy thinks about it!

Read and enjoy! Truth sometimes hurts! 10-4 Willy

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A Liberal teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Not satisfied with his answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a Moron and your dad was an Idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,*"That would make me an Obama fan!"

President???

Randy Pausch- Dies at age 47

Randy Pausch, Author of last lecture died today.

He was an inspiration to Willy and many others.

10 - 4 Randy!

Natural State Hawg - Check it out!

Willy ran into a blogger over at Natural State Hawg this week.

He has a great idea on an election year movie that involves wrestlers coming out as candidates but still acting as wrestlers. Pretty good stuff.

Check it out!

10-4 Willy

Willy's Poll at the Cantina

Willy took a quick poll at the Possum Grit - Road Kill - Bar and Cantina yesterday before going back to work today.

The question that Willy asked - If Barack Hussein Obama is elected President do you think that the government should supply each of us with a prayer rug or should we have to buy our own!

Juanita says that she has trouble with her directions and she would need one with east embroidered on it and she was not sure if a government issue would do that!

Jim Bob said that he would take the prayer rug out and put it on the line and beat the H**l out of it especially if it had Barack Husseins Obama's picture on it!

Sammy Joe woke up from his inebriated nap in the corner and yelled - I'll Vote for Huckabee - He still aint figured it out yet!

10-4 Willy

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - and Cousin Sadam

Willy would have to agree with Brother Mccain on statements made recently. McCain said that he would rather loose an election than a war.

McCain says that it appears that Barack Hussein Obama while wandering in the country of his cousins and mentors Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein (sounds just like Obama's Middle name) is making statements that seems much like he would rather win an election than win a war.

By the way what was that guys name that flew a plane into the twin towers? Was it Hussein something?

I will never be able to say the statement "President Barack Hussein Obama"

Is that what you want to hear as you bow on your prayer rug to the east?

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Reunion - been there - done that - no t-shirt

As Willy was driving back from family reunion in another state, Willy kept thinking about how much he enjoyed getting together with family & friends. But the next thing that came to mind is the fact that Willy sees many people that wear t-shirts that state when and where they had a family reunion.

Willy done forgot to get a t-shirt. Most of those folks have a better suntan than Willy.

Guess they had their Family reunion in a place where it makes there skin turn almost black.

They all look like they had a good time like Willy had though!

10-4 Willy-

Willy and Work! - Obama- McCain - NASCAR!

Willy starts another work week tomorrow. Not a bad week though.

Work Monday - no secretary - small office - makes for long day!

Tuesday - Meeting - All day on Insurance - long day - but not much problem.

Then Wednesday starts vacation through the next Tuesday - cant be anything wrong with that.

Maybe willy will have time to go down to the Road Kill Grill and Cantina and take a political poll.

See what the pulse of the rednecks on this Barack Hussein Obama vs John McCain thing!

Might even check if the rednecks know what that Jessie Jackson was talking about.

Well if not we can find out the latest on Nascar!

LASIK technology and safety information

LASIK information is valuable if you are considering Lasik as a vision correction procedure.

LASIK, the popular vision correction procedure is something that many of us are interested in. This was also the topic of a recent FDA panel meeting. At that meeting the safety and success of this procedure was reaffirmed. There was scientific data given that showed 95.4% of LASIK patients worldwide are satisfied with their results.

“As one of the most studied medical procedures, LASIK is well-established and has an exceptional track record,” said Kerry D. Solomon, M.D. a world-renowned ophthalmologist and refractive surgeon at the Storm Eye Institute. “Today’s modern LASIK delivers superior safety and better visual results than ever before.”

Those are pretty reassuring statements. When a Renowned person whose credentials are verifiable makes bold statements, they usually can be relied upon.

Here are some of the other things that Dr. Solomon Said! He tells the story better than Willy ever could. Check out these statements. Always remember to - about 8 years ago Tiger Woods had Lasik surgery and he is the best golfer in the world!

Dr. Solomon on LASIK:

Q: What is LASIK?
A: Today’s modern LASIK combines 3D mapping and customized treatment for the 1st all-laser technology. The US Military & NASA have approved this combination on personnel including pilots and astronauts. It’s the pinnacle of LASIK technology.

Q: Is everyone a candidate?
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Q: What to do if I’m considering LASIK?
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Q: Does it hurt?
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“LASIK changes lives for the better. With today’s advanced technologies there is no better time to have LASIK”
-Dr. Solomon.

Well that pretty well tells the story. The question is - do you have a need for Lasik and if you do is it right for you.

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Political Cartoons - BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

Willy saw a political cartoon today that was pretty funny. Cant find a copy that I can put here but the jest of the cartoon was based off of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV.

The cartoon had Barack Hussein Obama (sounds like someone who flew a plaNE into the twin towers) standing over dog house with Jessie Jackson in the dog house and looking out.

The caption was "The Seven things you can't say about Barack Obama"


THE WORDS MAY BE TRUE - BUT YOU GET IN TROUBLE SAYING THEM"

HUSSEIN OBAMA SCARES WILLY! HOW ABOUT YOU?

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Jessie Jackson - Obama

Even Jessie Jackson can't keep his mouth shut about Barack Hussein Obama.

Most of you have probably seen the supposedly off air comments where Jessie Jackson is commenting about how Obama is speaking down to the black community. Jackson in his whispered conversation politely refers to the fact that he would like to cut something from Barack Hussein Obama's Body.

Go figure -

OBAMA - SCARES ME TOO!

Obama Nightmares!

Willy knows that Barack Hussein Obama has been known to cause nightmares.

A local rebel - older D.J. named Tommy Smith is happily married but has a fixation with Faith Hill.

He recently stated that he could not sleep because he kept having a nightmare that he got on an elevator with his wife and as soon as the door closed she turned into Faith Hill. Knowing that this was not right he turned to get off the elevator. However, the doors had closed and as he turned back around he found that it was not his wife or Faith Hill in the elevator.

You guessed it!

OBAMA!

COULD NOT SLEEP THE REST OF THE NIGHT!

Can you blame him. When he becomes President we may all lose lots of sleep worrying what may happen next.

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Redneck 4th of July

Willy is here to tell all of those rednecks out there to have a safe and happy 4th of July.

Do's

Hug the family!
Cooks some Ribs!
Watch some fireworks!
Go Fishing!
Go to the Lake!

Dont's

Don't hug your friends wife longer than you do yours!
Don't use gasoline to start the Grill!
Don't shoot Roman Candles at your Buddies!
Don't use dynamite on your fishing outing!
Don't Drink alcohol getting to the lake or driving your boat!

Keep it safe!

10-4 Willy

Truth on Internet and Home

Willy finds that sometimes a cartoon reflects what is almost reality in the blogging world. Willy cant tell you how many times he is setting on this idiot box ranting about something that isn't even important with the wife hollering to come to bed. But the problem is somebody said something that Willy thought was was wrong or bad and Willy just wanted to correct them. Here is a cartoon that expresses that feeling!

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