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WELCOME TO END OF 2014

• Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,

And our President is WORTHLESS !

I'm scared - sh**less

10-4
Willy

Will's Friday Thought

Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige,
but on relationships with people we like and respect. Remember that while
money talks, CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SINGS!

10-4 Willy

SENIOR MOMENT

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.

As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." 

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the  window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice  asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." 

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two are left.

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid! 

10-4 Willy