Why Dogs don't Like Halloween

Willy sees why dogs may not like Halloween.  Willy would never do this to a dog!

 

10-4 Willy

Willy Questions America.

Willy was always told that you can boil things down to Who, What, When, Where and Why.  So here is where Willy's questions are at today.

WHY do we think that everything has to be politically correct?

WHAT should we do to get back to the basics?

WHEN will we learn that we can not leave God out of our decisions?

WHERE do we go from here if we do not change?

WHO can change all of this ----YOU ---VOTE THEM OUT!

Disappointment in the Classroom!

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,

'Which human bodypart increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!'

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,

'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,

'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,

'Anybody?' 

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,

 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'

Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued.

'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind.

Two, you didn't read your homework.

And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'

Wheels Falling off Obama Bus?

Willy watching TV this morning and sees a clip where President Obama is talking to a woman's group and as he is speaking the Presidential seal falls off of the podium.

Willy wonders if this is equivalent to the Wheels falling off of the bus. Many people feel like the wheels have come off and they believe that the change he promised will come in the next Presidential election when the country will change Presidents.



Willy can only hope.

10-4 Willy

PlayStation®Move and Willy - Love!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of PlayStation MOVE. All opinions are 100% mine. 

Wow Ms. Genie bring me the Move  Yes, Willy is talking about the new PlayStation®Move.  Yes, Ms Genie this will change my family.  This thing is so fascinating.  This thing will get the family off the couch and into the action.  Willy sees a family game night or maybe a chance for all of the family to challenge each other and get rid of that aggression.  Yes, Willy even sees great exercise for the whole family.

Lets see what games will the family play.  Well, Willy is not sure about the family but Willy is looking forward to the new John Daly game called ProStroke.  Willy wants to be just like John Daly.  Willy can play golf and they say that the action is almost as real as being on the course.   ---Wait a minute.  Willy just read that he could bring the motion gaming exclusively to Willy's existing PlayStation®3 for only $99 with the MOVE bundle package!  Get out of the way Genie.  Willy has to get to the store to get this package.

Can you dig it?  Willy means can you move it.  Willy wants this thing.  Willy has to have this.  RUB - RUB -RUB.   Where is that genie.  

After November 2010

Borders:Closed. Language:English. Culture:The U.S. Constitution, The Bill of Rights And The BIBLE! NOVEMBER 2010… "CHANGE" IS  COMING! We the  people are coming! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,  OF THE UNITED STATES OF  AMERICA ,  AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR  WHICH IT  STANDS,  ONE NATION  UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE,  WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR  ALL!

Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole,

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right; he didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the s#@t out of him...

Like his mother used to do.