Ka'anapali Resort in Maui is "no ka oi" (the best)

  Wow!  That was a reach for Willy.  But you know what they say:  Over in Hawaii is where Willy wants to be. 

Great Maui Weddings  at  a great Maui Resort  is something that Willy's family would want to see.

Ka'anapali Resort, located on the beautiful Hawaiian island Maui, would be a great place. 

It is there that Willy could save his face.  This would be done by the fact that this resort is great at having a traditional breakfast that Willy would like.  Or maybe they would have that Hawaiian pig roast that Willy could drink and eat pork.  That would be just like home except this great hotel has everything that one could want in a hotel in an exotic place.

You should try it out.

10-4 Willy

Willy & Texas A & M

Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
All hail to dear old Texas A & M,
Rally around the Maroon and White,
Good luck to the dear old Texas Aggies,
They are the boys who show the real old fight.
That good old Aggie spirit thrills us
And makes us yell and yell and yell;
So let's fight for dear old Texas A & M,
We're goin' beat you all to--
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
Rough! Tough! Real Stuff! Texas A & M!

-- Yes Willy is a graduate of Texas A & M - Playing Arkansas this weekend - Who to root for!


10-4 Willy

Hulla baloo Kaneck Kaneck

Willy may not be able to spell all of the title but Willy knows where it comes from.   Do any of you great knowledged people know what it is.

This comes from Willy's past collegiate world. - Marching boots and fancy suits.

Tell Willy where it is from.

10-4 - Willy

Willy and Centsport

Check out centsports - Lets you play like a gambler on their money - start with their dime and build from there. Chance to build up to real money.  Click below.
 http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=563555

http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=563555

WILLY DUMPS ENTRECARD -

Entrecard has beeN somewhat productive for driving traffic to Willy's  blogs but it has also been a pain in the rear.

  Willy can spend more time dropping than Willy does doing real productive work. They have been ok up to now with the way they handled paid ads allowing each site to decide to have them or not.

They have driven the last nail in their coffin by telling Willy that 15% of all ads will be paid on Willy's site unless Willy pays them $50 fee.

It is Willy's site and Willy can do it cheaper that paying them $50. Willy CAN DO IT BY DUMPING THEM AND ENCOURAGING EVERYONE ELSE TO DO SO. MAYBE THEY WILL RETHINK.

10-4 Willy without Entrecard.

Mature Women Drivers -

This may be an old joke to many of you but Willy had not heard this one. -- She must be a good Rednecks Wife ---- Check it out - could this be you?  10-4 Willy

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that..
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.


Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Willy and the Fiddling Girls

Check out the video of these two Hot Babes - girls - females -

They are playing "violins"  Willy wonders if they could switch over to the fiddle and play the Orange Blossom Special - these girls are good.

10-4 Willy

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Willy at the Cantina

Willy dropped in at Juanita's Road Kill, Possum Grit Bar and Cantina to take a little razorback poll. Willy asked the following:

• Who misses Houston Nutt 

• Juanita - I do he used to text me all of the time and now he has a different girl friend.
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• Sammy Bob - I don't he couldn't win the big ones when he had the best backs in the country in Darren McFadden, Felix Jones, Peyton Hillis and everyone else.
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• Pinkston Jaurius -(snob that hangs around)  - I liked him you know I am like Rick Shaeffer and Randy Rainwater of 103.7 the Buzz - I think he was a nice guy and Arkansas Razorback fans were ugly for making him leave - Ok Shut up Pinkston
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• David Bazzel - yes he was there - Just a minute let me butt in on everyone's conversation.  That is what I do best besides looking in mirrors.
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• Matt Jones - (Yes he was there because no one seems to want him anywhere else.)  Houston was my friend - he told me that I should be a little more agressive and quit kicking back on the sideline and to never use cocaine in a place that I could get caught.  He was my friend and I was the best quarterback that he has ever had and he thinks someone should give me a try in the NFL -(really made that up - Matt don't talk that much.)
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• Mike Huckabee - (last but not least)  Well, I like Bobby Petrino better but Houston was OK and I think Gus Malzahn should have gotten more of chance there because he is smarter than Lane Kiffin and works hard to beat people like LSU and Alabama and Georgia.  

Thank you Mr. Want A be President - That was a great Politically correct statement and we know you are running for president - just so someone can yell "you Lie"


But wait Willy really just wanted to say "GO HOGS - BEAT GEORGIA"

10-4 WOL;LY

Lose The Ugly, Find Your Bliss Sweeps & #Find Your Bliss

Ok! So Willy has the low down on losing ugly.  You know what it means to lose ugly and Willy is not talking about when you lost your ex-wife.

But the truth is that LG is running this super contest.  What contest, you ask Willy.  Well it is the contest to lose your ugly and #FindYourBliss.  It looks to Willy like they want you to buy a great new phone named Bliss..  Well, it appears to be a great new phone and this contest is just the extras, and what great extras it is to #findyourbliss and get a great phone also.

So the contest runs from 9/11/09 to 11/6/09. It can be found on www.Facebook.com/LGBliss.

- All Willy's friends just need to upload an image or video of anything they consider ugly and want to lose.

- Willy's friends  will then be entered to win a brand new LG Bliss phone. Yes, all you rednecks the grand prize is the new LG Bliss phone and the secondary prize is a $50 gift card so you can buy your own bliss, cause Willy knows you want one. There will be five grand prize winners and fifty secondary winners

There will be five grand prize winners and fifty secondary winners- this means that there is plenty to go around to all of Willy's friends if they join.

But remember little buddies, you need to be 18 years or older to join this thing, but you can ask your daddy to upload an ugly and get in on the contest.

Willy knows that all of you will want to enter a bunch but you can only have one (1) entry per Facebook account.

So Willy says get with it all you folks.  It is  free to submit photos or videos of objects you think are ugly on the Facebook page at www.Facebook.com/LGBliss.

There you will find he Gallery of the Utterly Ugly and this is where you can lose your ugly stuff.  Yes you can lose your ugly stuff and clear the way to #findyourBliss.

Yes, upload your ugly to this site and lose it.  While you are there you may as well  browse through other people’s ugly leave-behinds.   Yes you need to check out some of this ugly.  It can be pretty bad.

Some examples include:
• Trashy Trends (fabulously ugly fashion) - boy is it ugly.
• Mutant machines (these mutant machines and outdated electronics belong in the junkyard) - could be Willy's computer.
• Ugly wonders of nature - maybe pink flamingos from Willy's front yard.

You get the picture.  Put up something ugly and see how to join in and win. Here it is one more time LG Bliss Facebook Fan Page


10-4 Willy

Arkansas High School football player, 16, gets his ‘last game’

This link is to an article - Heart Warming and touching - Read it and feel good about small town America. - Because of Copyright I am not copying but sending you to the article. You may also click on title of this post and get to the same place.

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URL: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32892512/ns/sports-other_sports/from/ET/

10-4 Willy 

Willy Appreciates

Willy is very appreciative of the few followers that stop by regularly but Willy forgets to say so.  Willy does drop through several sites almost every day but willy is shy on his comments.

Willy thinks many days that he is going to do some quick dropping for reasons of visiting and getting out but Willy finds that all of a sudden Willy has stopped and is reading.  Suddenly something that Willy was going to spend 15 minutes doing has turned into an hour or more.

All Willy can say is he appreciates and says to everyone --- 10-4. Willy

Willy Could Sleep

Willy is on a big deal at the office and it seems like it will never get done.  Willy thinks that days like today where the rain is falling down that it could easily be a Cave Day. 

A cave day is one where you act like a big old bear and stay in the cave out of the weather.

Willy has too much today - need to get the lazy thoughts out and get the rear in gear.

10-4 Willy

Willy and the Wet Week End

Willy is sitting here at the computer expecting a wet weekend if the weather prognosticators are anywhere near right. Willy is wondering what to do?

• blog - not much to say- wrist is tired

• help wife clean house - rather blog

• work on a ceiling fan - rather clean house - rather blog

• Way Of Ninja : Discover your own way of
  the ninja - Where did Willy Get That one - Might Want to see if Willy wants to do that?
  

• Lay on the couch watch football - rather ................................. go Way of the Ninja?

Guess Willy will lay on the couch and watch football!

10-4 Willy

Willy and Friends Feel Good About America?

Willy is taking a lazy Labor Day and was sitting in the Recliner earlier watching the news shows. - Day dreaming and thinking about WaysToTravel more -----

That is when Willy heard all of the facts from and about the Obama Administration that made Willy get that warm fuzzy feel that only things like Jr. leading a NASCAR race or hearing that an old tooter like Mark Martin might win again.

What were those wonder facts you ask Willy? Here they are:

• Unemployment at an all time high of 9.7% - but not as bad as it would have been without the Obama Stimulus Package - This makes Willy's out of work friends feel real good about America
  

• Cash for Clunkers has people who traded in a tizzy - they traded in their clunker which has now been destroyed - The dealership has not got its money from the government and will not release a title to the new car until they get the money - the money may not come -This makes Willys Friends who traded off their old Chevelle feel real good about America.
  

• Obama's Green Czar (what is a Czar any way - is this Russia) quits in the middle of night on holiday weekend. - Had made strong racial remarks, disparaging remarks about 9/11, and had Marxists ties - How well does Obama know these Czars he has put in place. This makes Willy's Friends who voted for Obama feel real good about America. (joke - Willy's friends did not vote for Obama)
  

• Obama wants to give speeches to the kids in the school system - and says it is not political. Yea - right - and Willy is not a redneck! This Makes Willy's friends with kids who really attend school during hunting season feel real good about America.
  

• Obama seems to be ignoring the illegal aliens (emphasis on illegal) in America. This makes Willy's friends who are hunting without a license feel better since that is illegal too. I am sorry Mr. Game Warden - it is ok to be illegal isn't it. - This makes Willy's friends who are rednecks but are still law abiding citizens feel good about America.

• Obama - Healthcare - townhall meetings. - Need Willy say more - This makes Willy's friends and everyone else feel good about America.

10-4 Hillbilly Willy

Willy Sins!

Willy could not miss passing this along. Not real nice but fairly appropriate for how Willy feels.