Friday, August 12, 2011

This morning on the Interstate Willy looked over to his left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

Willy looked away for a couple of continue shaving and when Willy looked back this lady was halfway over in Willy's lane still working on that makeup thing.

Well as a good redneck Willy does not scare easily, but this lady scared Willy so much that Willy dropped his electric shaver.  The shaver knocked the donut out of Willy's other hand.

In all of the confusion of trying to straighten out the pickup truck using Willys knees against the steering wheel, it knocked Willy's cell phone away from Willy's ear which fell into Willy's coffee between Willy's legs.  

The coffee splashed up and burned Big Bob and the Twins.  The dadgum phone was ruined,  Willy's bib overalls were soaked and an important call to Willy's bookie was disconnected. 

Dang them Women Drivers!

10-4 Willy

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