Friday, October 12, 2012

Muslim Dilemma




 Muslim Dilemma

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists

are so quick to commit suicide.


Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women 

- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel dung
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shirt Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!



1 comment:

Sandee said...

Yep that's not much to look forward too. No wonder they are so angry all the time. This explains everything.

Have a terrific day. :)